The great return
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Go suck one salvatiOn.
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Nails. Assassin. The King welcomes you with open arms. The kingdom is urs to roam. Feast upon the finest foods. Drink the finest drinks.
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Trying to take my spot bro?
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👑 The ]{ing 👑 wrote:
Welcome back great King!!The King has listened to the land. The time has come. The King has returned to TW. The King shall bring prosperity and glory back to all here. You can all feel safe and secure now. You can feel the awesomeness flow through the land. The King has granted ur request. The King is back!
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Johnny Cage wrote:
Hey johnny.👑 The ]{ing 👑 wrote:
Welcome back great King!!The King has listened to the land. The time has come. The King has returned to TW. The King shall bring prosperity and glory back to all here. You can all feel safe and secure now. You can feel the awesomeness flow through the land. The King has granted ur request. The King is back!
Whatever happens to the Børgs? -
Hail Kelder!
Welcome back my king! -
ѢʉʂĦⅈÐʘ/A͜ⅆㅌℤⅈʘ wrote:
Be gone Troll! Kelder doesn't have time to waste on the likes of you!Dammit I thought you were gone for good 😒😒, I'm also going with Mr Big Cat on this one, he saved the forums, and he doesnt demand of my allegiance, which is why he deserves it.
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ѢʉʂĦⅈÐʘ/A͜ⅆㅌℤⅈʘ wrote:
Ah... how little you know my little friend......👑 The ]{ing 👑 wrote:
Wtf are you talking about Kelder?The Treaty of Kings in 2011 prevents this epic war.
In 2011, the great, Mr. Big Cat slept on the King's bed, whig angered the King very much! They started arguing, about the nap rules of Turf Wars. Cat's supporters sharpened their swords, and Kelder, gathered his mighty knights, but solon Big Cat, and The King, realized that the sheer awesomeness of these great men, would be far too great if they battled! It would destroy Turf Wars! So they agreed that for the safety of their royal servants, they must prevent such a war, from ever happening! They later got hammered together, with some hookers, and at the end of the day, Big Cat, taught Kelder, the way of the Yawn... -
Fat Raymond wrote:
LOLѢʉʂĦⅈÐʘ/A͜ⅆㅌℤⅈʘ wrote:
Ah... how little you know my little friend......👑 The ]{ing 👑 wrote:
Wtf are you talking about Kelder?The Treaty of Kings in 2011 prevents this epic war.
In 2011, the great, Mr. Big Cat slept on the King's bed, whig angered the King very much! They started arguing, about the nap rules of Turf Wars. Cat's supporters sharpened their swords, and Kelder, gathered his mighty knights, but solon Big Cat, and The King, realized that the sheer awesomeness of these great men, would be far too great if they battled! It would destroy Turf Wars! So they agreed that for the safety of their royal servants, they must prevent such a war, from ever happening! They later got hammered together, with some hookers, and at the end of the day, Big Cat, taught Kelder, the way of the Yawn... -
Hi mister level 5!
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👑 The ]{ing 👑 wrote:
💢😣🔫😡The King has listened to the land. The time has come. The King has returned to TW. The King shall bring prosperity and glory back to all here. You can all feel safe and secure now. You can feel the awesomeness flow through the land. The King has granted ur request. The King is back!
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I would just like to mention that my invite code (👑theking👑) is in no way associated with keldor, salvation or 👑TheKing👑
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Lol king kelder. I remember you
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NesQu1ck Xx wrote:
A death threat I see? To our beloved king!🙎👑 The ]{ing 👑 wrote:
💢😣🔫😡The King has listened to the land. The time has come. The King has returned to TW. The King shall bring prosperity and glory back to all here. You can all feel safe and secure now. You can feel the awesomeness flow through the land. The King has granted ur request. The King is back!
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