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yomama1064 wrote:
High schoolers?! These kids should be in primary imo. And in sex-segregated primary at that!⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
the fuck is wrong with middle/high schoolers now days?Anyway though, I'm conflicted, I want to honor my commitment to not have sex til marriage (even though I don't have a purity or anything) but there is this girl in my school, not too bad, a little flat but makes up for personality-wise, and she has told me, multiple times, she would have sex with me, and even asked twice. She told me any time I needed to she would do it with me. The worst part is, we're only 14 😰. That and this other guy in my grade I'm kinda friends with fingered her and ate her out.
I was 17, almost 18 first time. ...
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Was 5 mins ago with my right hand!She's so good(yeah SHE is a female)....
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Means not going there...Hyena wrote:
Lmao, wth is that supposed to mean?👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Good thing we are both happily married...Hyena wrote:
I mean if you are wearing a condom you can see it, and if you are going el a naturale and cumming inside the girl can feel it... well I can anyways lol!!! 😳👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Either she fell for it or she just accepted it. I don't know which as I was never challenged on it...Hyena wrote:
How could she not know?!Add RaiKou wrote:
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I would know if you faked it.
Ok tmi, tmi. Back to G rated.
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Mr Bloody Doom wrote:
Lol. That she gets boring pretty quick. I've found the solution, however!Was 5 mins ago with my right hand!She's so good(yeah SHE is a female)....
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Lol, if your interested see the They thread and contact a priest...Mr Bloody Doom wrote:
Lol. That she gets boring pretty quick. I've found the solution, however!Was 5 mins ago with my right hand!She's so good(yeah SHE is a female)....
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Ask Hyena about They. 👍✌Hey Turfa, which priest is guiding you???
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🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
He also had "Victoria" tattooed across his collar bones, who was his best friend's girl friend (Chris, Victoria, the boyfriend & their 3 year old daughter all lived next door). Turned out Chris & Victoria had some little sexy affair going on behind Jon's back. I dunno..weird stuff next door, so I tried to stay out of it once I found out about it.Omg, literally lol @ "stage five clinger"
Hilarious. Love your stories. They are always the BEST.🔨
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
"Tried" is the operable word here, "tried to stay out of it". Were you successful?🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
He also had "Victoria" tattooed across his collar bones, who was his best friend's girl friend (Chris, Victoria, the boyfriend & their 3 year old daughter all lived next door). Turned out Chris & Victoria had some little sexy affair going on behind Jon's back. I dunno..weird stuff next door, so I tried to stay out of it once I found out about it.Omg, literally lol @ "stage five clinger"
Hilarious. Love your stories. They are always the BEST.🔨
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Sabasaul wrote:
Somewhat...I was so engrossed in their drama. I didn't want to be part of it, but I wanted to know all about it.ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
"Tried" is the operable word here, "tried to stay out of it". Were you successful?🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
He also had "Victoria" tattooed across his collar bones, who was his best friend's girl friend (Chris, Victoria, the boyfriend & their 3 year old daughter all lived next door). Turned out Chris & Victoria had some little sexy affair going on behind Jon's back. I dunno..weird stuff next door, so I tried to stay out of it once I found out about it.Omg, literally lol @ "stage five clinger"
Hilarious. Love your stories. They are always the BEST.🔨
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🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
Speaking of "keeper", last night we went grocery shopping & made dinner together, then he gave me a massage (!!) (& it was actually good!) & we just woke up & had some morning lovin. I'm gonna take a shower & he's gonna make me breakfast 😱😱😱. Who does that?! He's great!Ps your current man = 🏆Keeper🏆
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Mine does that. He cooks more than me! I'm blessed in all ways.🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
Speaking of "keeper", last night we went grocery shopping & made dinner together, then he gave me a massage (!!) (& it was actually good!) & we just woke up & had some morning lovin. I'm gonna take a shower & he's gonna make me breakfast 😱😱😱. Who does that?! He's great!Ps your current man = 🏆Keeper🏆
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Maybe he had some heated yogurt at the ready? It could have been worse, to show off he grabbed a hand full after using this guise and took a big bite.Hyena wrote:
How could she not know?!Add RaiKou wrote:
Did you know boys can too. I used to fake it with my ex-wife...Hey guys, fyi, girls fake it a lot.
ESPECIALLY at a young age. If it feels like porn it's probably fake like porn.
(this not including marriages, long term couples, and just plain acceptions. This is a generalization for the youngsters now and days)I would know if you faked it.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I was 13 my first time. 😔 But if new sex you had to post a resume at least I could say I have 14 years experience. 😷yomama1064 wrote:
High schoolers?! These kids should be in primary imo. And in sex-segregated primary at that!⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
the fuck is wrong with middle/high schoolers now days?I was 17, almost 18 first time. ...
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Oh and that's not an encouragement for that young poster. I regret it and should have waited.
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Anyone actually have good experiences with the KY him and her? (my girl and I didn't care for it)
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Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
I didn't care for it. It was like putting a mild IcyHot on your genitals. 😁Anyone actually have good experiences with the KY him and her? (my girl and I didn't care for it)
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Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
I never need it with the guy I'm with now. I'll still use it for alone time, though.Anyone actually have good experiences with the KY him and her? (my girl and I didn't care for it)
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✯ℳʀ ℳɪʗⱪ✯ wrote:
I can make them do that 👍Squirters💦💦💦💦 ? 👍or 👎
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Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Ya, its gotten a lot younger nowadays. I'm waiting til marriage though. Its fonna be weird having to have vicarious sex through all my friends while they tell me about the time they had with their girlfriends. Oh well, my right hands great.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I was 13 my first time. 😔 But if new sex you had to post a resume at least I could say I have 14 years experience. 😷yomama1064 wrote:
High schoolers?! These kids should be in primary imo. And in sex-segregated primary at that!⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
the fuck is wrong with middle/high schoolers now days?I was 17, almost 18 first time. ...
Best, let's not go there eh? 😉😘 -
⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Think of it as an orgy with Mrs Palmer and her 5 lovely daughters...Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Ya, its gotten a lot younger nowadays. I'm waiting til marriage though. Its fonna be weird having to have vicarious sex through all my friends while they tell me about the time they had with their girlfriends. Oh well, my right hands great.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
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First I gotta say, it's hilarious that all the TW women comment first. It means one of two things.
Women actually enjoy 'orgasums' more than men or that most of the men in TW do not get laid or haven't had anything they think was amazing sex yet lol.I personally think that men don't remember their orgasums like women do. But my best experience was having sex with a girl then 30 mins after we finished I put it in another girl. No shower 😱. Made me feel like a king👑.
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Best so far? The new years eve just passed.
Was out camping with mates.
Met an awesome Kiwi girl, only been in aus for a week.
She and her freind walked accross to our camp for some drinks. Ended up being just us two left awake.
She grabbed me by the front off my shirt and dragged me back to her tent.
Guess she wanted to try the local cuisine;)
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Hyena wrote:
Lol that's good⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Think of it as an orgy with Mrs Palmer and her 5 lovely daughters...Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Ya, its gotten a lot younger nowadays. I'm waiting til marriage though. Its fonna be weird having to have vicarious sex through all my friends while they tell me about the time they had with their girlfriends. Oh well, my right hands great.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
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⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
No offense but waiting till marriage is the stupidest thing someone could do. Religious reasons?Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Ya, its gotten a lot younger nowadays. I'm waiting til marriage though. Its fonna be weird having to have vicarious sex through all my friends while they tell me about the time they had with their girlfriends.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I was 13 my first time. 😔 But if new sex you had to post a resume at least I could say I have 14 years experience. 😷yomama1064 wrote:
⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
the fuck is wrong with middle/high schoolers now days?I was 17, almost 18 first time. ...
Best, let's not go there eh? 😉😘 -
Back to guys faking. I did it more times than not with my daughter's mom Put on condom, go for like 5 minutes, shudder a couple times, bury condom in bottom of trash can, shower then head to the bar with your buddies. As for the best I've had, my current one. She gives me back rubs afterward and brings me coffee.
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Lol! Didnt read everything but about man faking lmao to good! If i did it? Nobody never noticed. Lol what i did one time is finish and do like nothing happend lol just take it out do something else put you shit it the sheets and go for a second round lol and the girl thinking woow he can go on long! Lollol! And for the best... Hmm ex! Lol did it like a pro! Hahaha
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veo wrote:
Dirty Dicker!😷😷😷😷First I gotta say, it's hilarious that all the TW women comment first. It means one of two things.
Women actually enjoy 'orgasums' more than men or that most of the men in TW do not get laid or haven't had anything they think was amazing sex yet lol.I personally think that men don't remember their orgasums like women do. But my best experience was having sex with a girl then 30 mins after we finished I put it in another girl. No shower 😱. Made me feel like a king👑.
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When I came back from deployment. My equipment was hurting for at least a week week
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Hyena wrote:
It's funny isn't it?Lol, I love listening to girls talking about sex...
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Is her name Pamela Handerson?Mr Bloody Doom wrote:
Lol. That she gets boring pretty quick. I've found the solution, however!Was 5 mins ago with my right hand!She's so good(yeah SHE is a female)....
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