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Sabasaul wrote:
Ah, my dear saelo. Much to my dismay, I am still a virgin. That is why I need to live vicariously through the stories I see in this thread.
That being said, the last time I was down in Florida, Big Jake was showing me the night life. Before the night was over, he was dragging me to some of the more "prominent" gay establishments. Despite my protests of his advances towards me, the way he was looking at me, I honestly had my doubts on maintaining my wholesomeness. Thank god in the end he was a gentlemen, at least in the manors dept, anyway.
What he didn't mention was that he was trolling for trannies on South Beach and requested one who didn't mind him calling her...um...him Big Jake. I however was in the Boston area at the time. -
🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥 wrote:
😡😡😡😡😡!!!!! 🐍🔫!!🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
Anytime doll.... I gotta visit Seattle more often, more than worth the trip.Viper, thanks for the sex!💋
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Lucky enough to have a wife that is a "squirter". Does wonders for a mans ego. And I get a hummer tonight too. I know, lucky me :-)
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🔥Manga⌖Nelli🔥 wrote:
My baby daddy is back! Whoop whooooop! I'm tingling!🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥 wrote:
😡😡😡😡😡!!!!! 🐍🔫!!🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
Anytime doll.... I gotta visit Seattle more often, more than worth the trip.Viper, thanks for the sex!💋
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Rofl @ Saba and Big Jake smack-downs.
📢📣Get Ready To Ruuuuumbllllle!📢📣
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🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
Sorry Nelli, guess not EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas..🔥Manga⌖Nelli🔥 wrote:
My baby daddy is back! Whoop whooooop! I'm tingling!🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥 wrote:
😡😡😡😡😡!!!!! 🐍🔫!!🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
Anytime doll.... I gotta visit Seattle more often, more than worth the trip.Viper, thanks for the sex!💋
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Big Jake wrote:
You may have been in Boston but I met you exactly where you told me to in South Beach & looked for someone who looked like the pic of yourself you sent me. Honestly, if i had to guess, the only dif between you and the Big Jake tranie was the fact that the BJT could actualy pass for a man.Sabasaul wrote:
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...What he didn't mention was that he was trolling for trannies on South Beach and requested one who didn't mind him calling her...um...him Big Jake. I however was in the Boston area at the time. -
Sabasaul wrote:
Try again, but put some thought into it. You're slipping. I know it's my fault for mentioning trannies, but try not to get distracted. We've got a job to do entertaining the folks here on the GD and you're not putting out your A game. (that's a soft toss for ya go ahead and hit it out of the park)Big Jake wrote:
You may have been in Boston but I met you exactly where you told me to in South Beach & looked for someone who looked like the pic of yourself you sent me. Honestly, if i had to guess, the only dif between you and the Big Jake tranie was the fact that the BJT could actualy pass for a man.Sabasaul wrote:
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...What he didn't mention was that he was trolling for trannies on South Beach and requested one who didn't mind him calling her...um...him Big Jake. I however was in the Boston area at the time. -
Hey guys, fyi, girls fake it a lot.
ESPECIALLY at a young age. If it feels like porn it's probably fake like porn.
(this not including marriages, long term couples, and just plain acceptions. This is a generalization for the youngsters now and days) -
Add RaiKou wrote:
I stopped faking it. What's the point? If I just want them to wrap it up & be done, I'll apologize & say I don't think it's gonna happen this time. to soften the blow, maybe I'll say I have a lot on my mind & just can't get in the mindset or something.Hey guys, fyi, girls fake it a lot.
ESPECIALLY at a young age. If it feels like porn it's probably fake like porn.
(this not including marriages, long term couples, and just plain acceptions. This is a generalization for the youngsters now and days) -
ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Oh yeah same here. Well I don't have that problem with her. Or any "hims". But I completely agree with you. This was more for the youngsters.Add RaiKou wrote:
I stopped faking it. What's the point? If I just want them to wrap it up & be done, I'll apologize & say I don't think it's gonna happen this time. to soften the blow, maybe I'll say I have a lot on my mind & just can't get in the mindset or something.Hey guys, fyi, girls fake it a lot.
ESPECIALLY at a young age. If it feels like porn it's probably fake like porn.
(this not including marriages, long term couples, and just plain acceptions. This is a generalization for the youngsters now and days) -
Add RaiKou wrote:
Why make them think they're doing something good if they aren't? So they can be just as bad next time? If there is a next time? No. I don't care about your ego that much.Oh yeah same here. Well I don't have that problem with her. Or any "hims". But I completely agree with you. This was more for the youngsters.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂 yes it's so true. Idk if you know this but I'm experienced with men as well as women. So hilarious.Add RaiKou wrote:
Why make them think they're doing something good if they aren't? So they can be just as bad next time? If there is a next time? No. I don't care about your ego that much.Oh yeah same here. Well I don't have that problem with her. Or any "hims". But I completely agree with you. This was more for the youngsters.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Add RaiKou wrote:
Why make them think they're doing something good if they aren't? So they can be just as bad next time? If there is a next time? No. I don't care about your ego that much.Oh yeah same here. Well I don't have that problem with her. Or any "hims". But I completely agree with you. This was more for the youngsters.
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Big Jake wrote:
Sabasaul wrote:
Agree 100%. Should have just taken the day off. 🙍Big Jake wrote:
Try again, but put some thought into it. You're slipping. I know it's my fault for mentioning trannies, but try not to get distracted. We've got a job to do entertaining the folks here on the GD and you're not putting out your A game. (that's a soft toss for ya go ahead and hit it out of the park)Sabasaul wrote:
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...You may have been in Boston but I met you exactly where you told me to in South Beach & looked for someone who looked like the pic of yourself you sent me. Honestly, if i had to guess, the only dif between you and the Big Jake tranie was the fact that the BJT could actualy pass for a man. -
My ex in the shower :P
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Iv got 4 possibles, rather difficult to chose whos the best out of them
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Thats not 4 in total lol, just the 4 I'd rank as best in and out of the sack.
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Good ol' ♋
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Add RaiKou wrote:
I didn't. Idk if you know this, but I'm experienced with women as well as men (but less).ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂 yes it's so true. Idk if you know this but I'm experienced with men as well as women. So hilarious.Add RaiKou wrote:
Why make them think they're doing something good if they aren't? So they can be just as bad next time? If there is a next time? No. I don't care about your ego that much.Oh yeah same here. Well I don't have that problem with her. Or any "hims". But I completely agree with you. This was more for the youngsters.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
😳 oh the women on this game drive me absolutely CRAZY!Add RaiKou wrote:
I didn't. Idk if you know this, but I'm experienced with women as well as men (but less).ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂 yes it's so true. Idk if you know this but I'm experienced with men as well as women. So hilarious.Add RaiKou wrote:
Why make them think they're doing something good if they aren't? So they can be just as bad next time? If there is a next time? No. I don't care about your ego that much.Oh yeah same here. Well I don't have that problem with her. Or any "hims". But I completely agree with you. This was more for the youngsters.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
In that case, Raikou, Bella, do you guys wanna meet with me sometime ;)?Add RaiKou wrote:
I didn't. Idk if you know this, but I'm experienced with women as well as men (but less).ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂 yes it's so true. Idk if you know this but I'm experienced with men as well as women. So hilarious.Add RaiKou wrote:
Why make them think they're doing something good if they aren't? So they can be just as bad next time? If there is a next time? No. I don't care about your ego that much.Oh yeah same here. Well I don't have that problem with her. Or any "hims". But I completely agree with you. This was more for the youngsters.
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Degradable Z wrote:
Good ol' cancer?Good ol' ♋
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✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ wrote:
Beat me to it lolDegradable Z wrote:
Good ol' cancer?Good ol' ♋
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Add RaiKou wrote:
You all drive me crazy too, thank god I'm married.ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
😳 oh the women on this game drive me absolutely CRAZY!Add RaiKou wrote:
I didn't. Idk if you know this, but I'm experienced with women as well as men (but less).ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂 yes it's so true. Idk if you know this but I'm experienced with men as well as women. So hilarious.Add RaiKou wrote:
Why make them think they're doing something good if they aren't? So they can be just as bad next time? If there is a next time? No. I don't care about your ego that much.Oh yeah same here. Well I don't have that problem with her. Or any "hims". But I completely agree with you. This was more for the youngsters.
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Lol Newfie.
Just cuz she has experience doesn't mean she's into it.
And I'm taken 😜
Although Bella is gorgeous and the pleasure would be all mine... And none of yours😉.
Actually, we'd make it all hers😉.
Come to think of it thought, every single one of my gfs except for one have been straight, with minimal or no femal experience.... Hm. What can I say, I got a gift😉 -
Add RaiKou wrote:
The straight lesbian whisperer.Lol Newfie.
Just cuz she has experience doesn't mean she's into it.
And I'm taken 😜
Although Bella is gorgeous and the pleasure would be all mine... And none of yours😉.
Actually, we'd make it all hers😉.
Come to think of it thought, every single one of my gfs except for one have been straight, with minimal or no femal experience.... Hm. What can I say, I got a gift😉 -
I'm surprised. I thought this thread would've lasted longer.
Also, thank you RK. :)
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🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
My brain no longer gets involved. I've trained it to get the fuck out of the way. I'm the same way as you girls. And having a giver makes ALL the difference. ✨✨✨YES Bella.
Crazy thing is, this freakishly long "peak" might have even went on longer if my brain hadn't kicked in at some point and thought...
"this is effing amazing, how long has it been, wish I'd known to time this, maybe it will never stop and I'm stuck like this forever, could this be an epileptic seizure, blah blah.." then bam! I started to laugh and the damn thing stopped.
It seems my brain gibberish then laughing out loud at the absurdity of it, stopped it.
I'm still a little angry at myself. Stoopid brain and sense of humor. Who needs 'em?👎😡👎
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Yeah! Come on guys, this is the most interesting thread ive read in MONTHSI'm surprised. I thought this thread would've lasted longer.
Also, thank you RK. :)
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