I'm setting up a Brothal...
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
There will be a porta pottie at the bus stop for those with variant sexual fetishes.Coed bathrooms don't fit in our establishment. Too many germs.
If sex in the bathroom is your thing then stick to publics restrooms!! 👍
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For a limited time, set your drinks ablaze at The SkyBar,
We've just recieved a new fire extinguisher. Only got it till its gone, so light it up.
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Piddlin' Poonanny, the fat necked gal, likes to gargle wash certain appendages in a pre-chewed mulch. The experience is said to be stimulating but ages the member in its acids.The slops are used as ointment for cleft asshole disorders.
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
The way bars should be run.For a limited time, set your drinks ablaze at The SkyBar,
We've just recieved a new fire extinguisher. Only got it till its gone, so light it up.
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In honor of AddTurfa's name analysis thread, we at shortbus productions would like to announce the addition of the giggilo wing, located in the engine room of the bus. Ladies (and gentlemen of persuasion) please see AddTurfa for all your giggilo needs. Hookahs still provided by Knight....
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Giggilos and hookers now? Shit is turning into a real party
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I smell a hostile takeover!!!
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
Hey Knight, can you hook me up with a Hookah?I smell a hostile takeover!!!
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Λdd♥ᏤᎥииу™ wrote:
You better have strong lungs buddy, cuz these babies are loaded with some pretty heavy duty mind fucking greens man!! 😳😊✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
Hey Knight, can you hook me up with a Hookah?I smell a hostile takeover!!!
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mr71vwbus wrote:
Gobble gobbleIn honor of AddTurfa's name analysis thread, we at shortbus productions would like to announce the addition of the giggilo wing, located in the engine room of the bus. Ladies (and gentlemen of persuasion) please see AddTurfa for all your giggilo needs. Hookahs still provided by Knight....
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
Sounds good to me. 😳 What about Ashley and Jessica over there...👀Λdd♥ᏤᎥииу™ wrote:
You better have strong lungs buddy, cuz these babies are loaded with some pretty heavy duty mind fucking greens man!! 😳😊✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
Hey Knight, can you hook me up with a Hookah?I smell a hostile takeover!!!
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Yeah!! Whoop whoop!
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Mr. 71vw when is the bus scheduled to pick me up? And please tell me that this bus is troll free. You know they'll stink the bathrooms up, have poor personal hygiene, no social skills and damnit you definitely don't want the girls catching what some of those freaks have 😖.
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Moshpit, the bus is scheduled you for pickup on our way to the Slayer/Biohazard/sepultura show. There are no trolls allowed ON the bus, however they are more than welcome to lay down in front of it. Any female caught fraternizing with the trolls will be immediately hosed down and sanitized before being dropped off at the next intersection.
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mr71vwbus wrote:
Oh pick me up! Is it a problem that I'm in Canada?Moshpit, the bus is scheduled you for pickup on our way to the Slayer/Biohazard/sepultura show. There are no trolls allowed ON the bus, however they are more than welcome to lay down in front of it. Any female caught fraternizing with the trolls will be immediately hosed down and sanitized before being dropped off at the next intersection.
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We don't yet have licence approval from the Canadian authorities Ray. You'll need to hop the border at the most convenient pick up point!
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
Oh make sure the signs on your bus are written in French, AND English, it's kind of a big deal over here....As long as you do that, you should have no trouble crossing the border, I'll be waiting there with Pancakes, and Maple Syrup, for all the guys with weird fetishes :$We don't yet have licence approval from the Canadian authorities Ray. You'll need to hop the border at the most convenient pick up point!
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No need for multi-lingual signs. The engine room speaks a universal language...
👍😉😉
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Moshpit wrote:
Shortbus productions actually has an anti troll policy. As stated by mr bus himself, any trolls will be run over with extreme prejudice. Any females caught fraternizing or associating with said trolls will be left at the side of the road immediately. So it is written, so shall it be 🔨Mr. 71vw when is the bus scheduled to pick me up? And please tell me that this bus is troll free. You know they'll stink the bathrooms up, have poor personal hygiene, no social skills and damnit you definitely don't want the girls catching what some of those freaks have 😖.
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Oh fuck theres a Slayer/ Sepultera show? Take me there!
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Mr.Bus, Knight, what's your policy on Preggo Hookers?
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Fat Raymond wrote:
Preggos are to be avoided. This is a classy joint. However, this leads to another issue. I do believe were gonna need a fetishist room. Knight, this needs to addressed.Mr.Bus, Knight, what's your policy on Preggo Hookers?
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
As I said, I'm bringing Pancakes....Fat Raymond wrote:
Preggos are to be avoided. This is a classy joint. However, this leads to another issue. I do believe were gonna need a fetishist room. Knight, this needs to addressed.Mr.Bus, Knight, what's your policy on Preggo Hookers?
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Fat Raymond wrote:
It's the syrup I'm concerned about.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
As I said, I'm bringing Pancakes....Fat Raymond wrote:
Preggos are to be avoided. This is a classy joint. However, this leads to another issue. I do believe were gonna need a fetishist room. Knight, this needs to addressed.Mr.Bus, Knight, what's your policy on Preggo Hookers?
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Don't woory! My syrup is top class!Fat Raymond wrote:
It's the syrup I'm concerned about.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
As I said, I'm bringing Pancakes....Fat Raymond wrote:
Preggos are to be avoided. This is a classy joint. However, this leads to another issue. I do believe were gonna need a fetishist room. Knight, this needs to addressed.Mr.Bus, Knight, what's your policy on Preggo Hookers?
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Zebulon Pike wrote:
Fucking 9fags er everywhere These daysDafuq?
Learn the epicness that is Reddit, or Even 4chan!
(Yes, I am a Redditor that just gave 4chan a compliment. Live with it) -
ㄕλπㄢλपㅁπ wrote:
Blasphemy!Zebulon Pike wrote:
Fucking 9fags er everywhere These daysDafuq?
Learn the epicness that is Reddit, or Even 4chan!
(Yes, I am a Redditor that just gave 4chan a compliment. Live with it) -
ㄕλπㄢλपㅁπ wrote:
Guess who doesn't get a bus pass.Zebulon Pike wrote:
Fucking 9fags er everywhere These daysDafuq?
Learn the epicness that is Reddit, or Even 4chan!
(Yes, I am a Redditor that just gave 4chan a compliment. Live with it) -
Fat Raymond wrote:
"HURPADURP, imma 9gagger! Why don't I just take this 4chan Meme and post it on 9gag as if it was my own! No one will notice!"ㄕλπㄢλपㅁπ wrote:
Blasphemy!Zebulon Pike wrote:
Fucking 9fags er everywhere These daysDafuq?
Learn the epicness that is Reddit, or Even 4chan!
(Yes, I am a Redditor that just gave 4chan a compliment. Live with it)The only blasphemy here is You stealing others creative Crap and SELLING it for money!
Yes, 9gag actually sells Crap they stole from 4chan now -
ㄕλπㄢλपㅁπ wrote:
I'm not a 9gag, dumbass! I'm a redditor, like yourself! Blasphemy for complementing 4chan....Fat Raymond wrote:
"HURPADURP, imma 9gagger! Why don't I just take this 4chan Meme and post it on 9gag as if it was my own! No one will notice!"ㄕλπㄢλपㅁπ wrote:
Blasphemy!Zebulon Pike wrote:
Fucking 9fags er everywhere These daysDafuq?
Learn the epicness that is Reddit, or Even 4chan!
(Yes, I am a Redditor that just gave 4chan a compliment. Live with it)The only blasphemy here is You stealing others creative Crap and SELLING it for money!
Yes, 9gag actually sells Crap they stole from 4chan now
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