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That was not bold...but you get the point
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ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
Mr. Anderson! Return your fat arse back here! You forgot your pen.☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Tsk Tsk I don't see it in the contract *closes breifcase and walks out the door*ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
I can punish at will. Now leave my office Mr. AndersonHehe I found another semi-loophole...
If we break the contract you have no rights here to punish us
Back to the drawing board
*pokes head back in* Oh and Dino. Might want to add about thread hijacking before people get ideas from add turfa
*shuts door*
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I knew you were kidding though 😉☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
😳ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
I can punish at will. Now leave my office Mr. AndersonHehe I found another semi-loophole...
If we break the contract you have no rights here to punish us
Back to the drawing board
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Wonder why I wasn't punished. I broke nearly all the rules only a minute ago ...I agree! Please remove your worthless, trolling arse from the room, Mr Anderson!
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ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
I believe there is in fact a clause regarding hijacking in the final copy of the contract.☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Tsk Tsk I don't see it in the contract *closes breifcase and walks out the door*ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
I can punish at will. Now leave my office Mr. AndersonHehe I found another semi-loophole...
If we break the contract you have no rights here to punish us
Back to the drawing board
*pokes head back in* Oh and Dino. Might want to add about thread hijacking before people get ideas from add turfa
*shuts door*
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☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Keep it.ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
Mr. Anderson! Return your fat arse back here! You forgot your pen.☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Tsk Tsk I don't see it in the contract *closes breifcase and walks out the door*ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
I can punish at will. Now leave my office Mr. AndersonHehe I found another semi-loophole...
If we break the contract you have no rights here to punish us
Back to the drawing board
*pokes head back in* Oh and Dino. Might want to add about thread hijacking before people get ideas from add turfa
*shuts door*
No wait! I need that one! It's a secret assassination tool but I can't tell you that because it's a secret!
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☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
😹😹😹🏃🙋❕🙇...😄ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
Mr. Anderson! Return your fat arse back here! You forgot your pen.☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Tsk Tsk I don't see it in the contract *closes breifcase and walks out the door*ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
I can punish at will. Now leave my office Mr. AndersonHehe I found another semi-loophole...
If we break the contract you have no rights here to punish us
Back to the drawing board
*pokes head back in* Oh and Dino. Might want to add about thread hijacking before people get ideas from add turfa
*shuts door*
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For a small fee of 40 Pesos, I will return sú boligrapho.
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☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Naw I have a spare at home and my wallet seems quite lightFor a small fee of 40 Pesos, I will return sú boligrapho.
Just whatever you do, don't snap it in half. And if you do, get at least 10-15 feet away from it within 4.23761 seconds
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ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
Opps, the invisible ink spilled..☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Naw I have a spare at home and my wallet seems quite lightFor a small fee of 40 Pesos, I will return sú boligrapho.
Just whatever you do, don't snap it in half. And if you do, get at least 10-15 feet away from it within 4.23761 seconds
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☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Good thing it's invisible or your carpet would be on fire.🔥 Must've mistaken the pensནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
Opps, the invisible ink spilled..☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Naw I have a spare at home and my wallet seems quite lightFor a small fee of 40 Pesos, I will return sú boligrapho.
Just whatever you do, don't snap it in half. And if you do, get at least 10-15 feet away from it within 4.23761 seconds
But watch out if you spill the lemon juice in the other end you'll carpet will have a new look to it
Unless of course that's my acid pen in which case that isn't invisible ink
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ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
Mr. Anderson, this nonsense and baffonery has gone on long enough. You sir get NO SOUP!☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Good thing it's invisible or your carpet would be on fire.🔥 Must've mistaken the pensནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
Opps, the invisible ink spilled..☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Naw I have a spare at home and my wallet seems quite lightFor a small fee of 40 Pesos, I will return sú boligrapho.
Just whatever you do, don't snap it in half. And if you do, get at least 10-15 feet away from it within 4.23761 seconds
But watch out if you spill the lemon juice in the other end you'll carpet will have a new look to it
Unless of course that's my acid pen in which case that isn't invisible ink
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Da fuck, I hijacked my own thread. Dear god face meet palm ✋😔
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Too lazy too write a longer sentence....
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😭😭😭😭 but that's the main ingredient in the acid pen! You know what that stuff does to you stomach!
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ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
Soup?😭😭😭😭 but that's the main ingredient in the acid pen! You know what that stuff does to you stomach!
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☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Yessir.ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
Soup?😭😭😭😭 but that's the main ingredient in the acid pen! You know what that stuff does to you stomach!
A mixture of chicken, noodles, and heat will slowly eat away at the lining of your stomach
The Internet even said so 😄
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☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
I lol'd 😹👍Da fuck, I hijacked my own thread. Dear god face meet palm ✋😔
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