Anti-jokes
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Post your best anti jokes here
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Thinking this IS a good thread
Shazam. You just got MOOBed™
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
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What is red and smells like blue paint?
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🔥Add MOOB🔥 wrote:
Your threads are way worse.Thinking this IS a good thread
Shazam. You just got MOOBed™
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YOU wrote:
Red paintWhat is red and smells like blue paint?
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Why did the girl fall down the stairs?
She had a knife in her back
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How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
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I know the greatest knock knock joke. You start it.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Why is it great to have sex with twenty four year olds?
There's 20 of them!
(I know the spelling is different but this is an Anti-joke that's meant to be spoken)
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Comes to show you the importance of proper punctuation!
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Your mob in proportion with your level.
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Roses are red violets are blue I got a gun now get in the van
What's worse than a worm in your apple: the holocaust
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There was one blonde, one redhead, and one brunette.
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Why did the chicken bang your mom?
To get to the other side.
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Cuz he died.
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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.
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Why did the fat guy fall off the tightrope?
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How do you keep a clown from laughing?
Hit him in the face with an axe. -
What is green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels. -
Do you know how many dead babies fit in a bathtub?
17.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic?
He didn't believe in Dog.
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Knock, knock
Who's there..... -
Mr Lincoln wrote:
I eat mop.Knock, knock
Who's there.....
I eat mop who?
( sounds like.. I eat my poo.) -
Knock knock. Come in.
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Why do you stink? So blind people can hate you to.
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An Irishman walked into a bar
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A rabbi, a Muslim and a Christian were walking down the street. All three think it's a nice day outside.
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What is brown and sticky?
A Stick
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🔱Major Failure🔱 wrote:
Why didnt he?Why did the fat guy fall off the tightrope?
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