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All are really great!
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How do you get a fat kid to cry? Kill his parents.
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What's the different between a Ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have Ferrari in my garage
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Zedman5000 wrote:
That is just a sick dead baby joke. Not funny. At all.What's the different between a Ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have Ferrari in my garage
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Carpenter wrote:
Agreed.Zedman5000 wrote:
That is just a sick dead baby joke. Not funny. At all.What's the different between a Ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have Ferrari in my garage
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What's sad about 3 black men driving over a cliff in a Chevy?
They were my friends.A rabbi, a Muslim man, and a Christian walk into a bar.
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Mr Lincoln wrote:
Control freak. Now this is where you say control freak who.Knock, knock
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What's different between a blue guy and a brown guy
The blue guy uses paint
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colinRA19 wrote:
LOL the van oneRoses are red violets are blue I got a gun now get in the van
What's worse than a worm in your apple: the holocaust
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knock knock
whose there
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What happened to the guy who pissed me off?
I dont know, no one has seen him since he pissed me off.
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nadarrah wrote:
Control freak who?Mr Lincoln wrote:
Control freak. Now this is where you say control freak who.Knock, knock
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Why did samuly cross the road? He had his dick stuck in the chicken!
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squishedfrog wrote:
That's fucked ... And yes I just made a joke. It felt good! Oh, another joke! 😉Why did samuly cross the road? He had his dick stuck in the chicken!
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What's red and dances?
A baby on a bunsen burner
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🔱Major Failure🔱 wrote:
I thaught it was funny :)Carpenter wrote:
Agreed.Zedman5000 wrote:
That is just a sick dead baby joke. Not funny. At all.What's the different between a Ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have Ferrari in my garage
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mr joble wrote:
D'oh!What's red and dances?
A baby on a bunsen burner
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mr joble wrote:
That's disgusting.🔱Major Failure🔱 wrote:
I thaught it was funny :)Carpenter wrote:
Agreed.Zedman5000 wrote:
That is just a sick dead baby joke. Not funny. At all.What's the different between a Ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have Ferrari in my garage
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A lawyer, bartender and a chef are in a row boat in the middle of the ocean.
The lawyer says to the bartender"we are all going to die"... They all did -
Demacia wrote:
ha I liked thatA dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Amish Hitman wrote:
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would've seen it.Demacia wrote:
ha I liked thatA dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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bee ryan wrote:
Owww!!!An Irishman walked into a bar
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
Wow 😱What happened to the guy who pissed me off?
I dont know, no one has seen him since he pissed me off.
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These are pretty messed up, but SO funny. Though the dead baby ones are a little too far.
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
I agreeThese are pretty messed up, but SO funny. Though the dead baby ones are a little too far.
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How do you stop door-to-door sellers frm stopping at your house. Pour boiling water on them.
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Cupcake27 wrote:
Ifyou were in highschool during the early 90's you'd understand them.Morgan Freeman wrote:
I agreeThese are pretty messed up, but SO funny. Though the dead baby ones are a little too far.
At least that's what my dad says.
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Dead baby jokes were the norm when I was a kid. Like whats red and bubbly and scratches at a widow? Baby in the microwave. They are far better than racist jokes
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Little boy blue.
He needed the money -
Add WISDOM wrote:
Ha that is an oldyLittle boy blue.
He needed the money
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