Worst Pickup Lines Ever
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What are the worst pickup lines ever?
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Do you have overdue library books? Because you have fine written all over you.
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Those pants are very becoming on you and if i were in them I would also be cumming on you
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Belial👊🔨💀 wrote:
😹😹 that dreadfull!!! HahahaDo you have overdue library books? Because you have fine written all over you.
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Why is a polar bear so fat?
To break the ice, my names steve!
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Baby..my love for u is like diareia..I can't hold it in
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Are your parents retarted? Cuz u sure are special
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Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?
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sugarpants wrote:
haha!!Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?
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ldub wrote:
hahahahahahaAre your parents retarted? Cuz u sure are special
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Get ur coat u've pulled!
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Get the f*ck over here.
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I love u as much as tomatoes love ketchup..some dude at my school wrote this in his gf book lol
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GET IN THE VAN
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Fancy a fuck? Worked in the past though!
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Is your dad an alian? Cuz ur out of this world💚👽👽👽👽👽💚
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Like a rope I'm
gonna make u loose -
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Bend over.
Baby, I want you more than JFK wanted a car with a roof.
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I just don't talk to girls..they have coodys......
Haha jk
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jimjim163 wrote:
lolGET IN THE VAN
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Good thing for u, I left my standards at home!
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I need a coffee, or I might fall asleep with you *steamy* haha
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There was a video on YouTube me and a friend watched and the funniest one was:
Are your pants made of mirrors.....BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO RAPE YOU.
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Did u fart?cuz u just blew me away!
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Have you got a bit of Scottish in you?....no? ... Would you like a bit?
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Tell your mum sheys fit...
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Nice pants......but they'd look better on my floor.
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DDDD23 wrote:
jimjim163 wrote:
lolGET IN THE VAN
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How much for the whole night?
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I like you..
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"do u play turfwars"
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