Worst Pickup Lines Ever
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Are u pregnant? No? Really??ok this could work;)
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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one that's talking to u
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BananaMachete wrote:
LOL"do u play turfwars"
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If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays.
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong
wanna eat pizza and have sex? What's wrong you don't like pizza?
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R u from Tennessee? Bc ur the only 10 I see
were u raised on a farm? bc ur really good at raising cocks -
Ask a girl to grab your shirt then ask her if this feels like boyfriend material.
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I want to touch your belly button... From the inside
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Add "BASS" pls wrote:
👍👍👍👍👍 I tell that to girls Ima bout to sleep with!! Never a pick up line cuz then they just think u have a small winky!I want to touch your belly button... From the inside
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Lick Ur finger then put it on the girls shirt and then say do u want me to help u out of those wet clothes I say only use that when u r about to have sex
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O-Dogg wrote:
hahahahah niiceAdd "BASS" pls wrote:
👍👍👍👍👍 I tell that to girls Ima bout to sleep with!! Never a pick up line cuz then they just think u have a small winky!I want to touch your belly button... From the inside
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Hey cum with me, i wanna show u something 😝
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Don't turn this rape into a murder.
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JMac wrote:
😹😹😹😭😭😭😹😹😹Don't turn this rape into a murder.
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This one works only on nurse's
I walk up give my name age weight I turn my head n cough.. -
Can I kiss you on your lips and move upto your bellybutton?
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Do you like chicken...... Well, suck my cock, it's fowl!!
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BEND OVER!
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You might as well f me. I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway!
Want to go in halves on a bastard?
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized? -
Baby your momma must be a terrorist, cause you da bomb!!
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Do u wanna play war? U can get down on ur knees and blow my head off!!!!
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Did you fart cuz u blew me away
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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phailthequail wrote:
LOLDoes this smell like chloroform to you?
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originalbones wrote:
LOL so much almost 😹Good thing for u, I left my standards at home!
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Today's word is LEGS come back to mine I'll spread the word ???
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Girl, you've got more curves than my weewee on boner mode.
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Cyclone Knight wrote:
wow hahaGirl, you've got more curves than my weewee on boner mode.
boner mode -
sir dukes wrote:
fkin awesome!!! HahahaDo u wanna play war? U can get down on ur knees and blow my head off!!!!
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Are your pants a mirror? Cuz i can see myself in them
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How you doinn:L
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