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What is the funniest/stupidest thing as a chiled.....? Mine: 1 was 3 years old and i took a 💩 in the bath tub, i then turned around, saw the turd and freaked out!!😂
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I was in preschool. My brother and I climbed up the side of the stairs on the other side of the railing. On the first floor, we set up cushions. He convinced me to jump first. I did and broke my arm, he never jumped. Plenty more stupid stories from childhood.
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I have a few but I was raised as an only child. One time I wast tuggin and tuggin on my daddys pant leg yellin "daddy, DADDDYYYUHHH!!"
... He wasn't my daddy.
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I was 12 years old and I asked out a girl 1 minute after my best friend did.... He got a yes and a kiss. I got a no and a shove into my locker. I was a small kid
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I got the shit beat out of me and still loved my dad. Stupidest thing I did as a child.
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🚑 Add 355 🚑 wrote:
NiceI got the shit beat out of me and still loved my dad. Stupidest thing I did as a child.
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I went down a makeshift zipline my neighbors and me built on plastic handcuffs...as soon as I jumped out of the tree I went for about a second then the handcuffs broke and I eat dirt..hurt ALOT
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Me and a few friends used to get fishing line and go to a levender plant, carefully tie the string around the back of a bee and we would have like 10 bee's on strings lol.
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I was about 3 and found how to hammer shame it was my mums false teeth I got such a smack
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Saw my mum take a big thick custom made glass astray and put it over my dads head and split him. He laughed at her. When I asked him why he didn't whack her, he taught me the most important rule in my life, "only weak dogs put their hands on their wives". Always remembered that.
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When I was about 7 years old some kid hit me on top of my head with a those thugs you with the ball with the blue strips on it told my cousin to kick his ass and he did lost my memory as a child
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I jumped off a slide about 12 feet high in grade school. I landed perfectly fine almost everytime until the last time when I did a face plant in the mulch. Half my face was red and bloody. They had to take me out of school for a couple days.
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When I was 13 growing up in farmland Michigan I got my first rifle so I shot towards a barn and hit the combine right in the tire back then tires were about 1500 bucks
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5 6 or 7....
There was a pipe in the basement, perfect for jumping too off the top of a plastic house.... Every time we made it, and held on, we'd push the back just a litte..
Jumped, caught it.. Swung forward and slipped off, cracked my head on te cement floor.. And my mom was pissed that I had knocked the stitches out of my fingers (another story) and had to get them replaced, and my head stapled..
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Knocked a kid's teeth out with a hockey stick when I was 7.
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I sent to this nice place with cushions on the wall and floor and ceiling. They also gave me a jacket that made me hug myself
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💣ㅆⅈʂʗℌⅈミƑ🔫 wrote:
Me too my mom called it jumpy land or juve for shortI sent to this nice place with cushions on the wall and floor and ceiling. They also gave me a jacket that made me hug myself
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My big brother spilled orange juice on the kitchen floor and I wanted to get past it so I jump over it. But it turns out at 6 you're not as good at stuff as you think. I landed on the juice and went from 0 to 60 to face + floor in half a second.
Bloody nose, Chipped teeth, and my top teeth went theough the entire bottom lip, still have a small scar.
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💰🌹ℤཇЯФ €ℌДИСཇ🌹💰 wrote:
My mom said it was one of those hospitals like in batman for the scary people, I think she said it was an asylum, which I have no idea what that means, also I think she said it was for people who was in sane or something like that.💣ㅆⅈʂʗℌⅈミƑ🔫 wrote:
Me too my mom called it jumpy land or juve for shortI sent to this nice place with cushions on the wall and floor and ceiling. They also gave me a jacket that made me hug myself
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💣ㅆⅈʂʗℌⅈミƑ🔫 wrote:
So both of you are insane!?!?💰🌹ℤཇЯФ €ℌДИСཇ🌹💰 wrote:
My mom said it was one of those hospitals like in batman for the scary people, I think she said it was an asylum, which I have no idea what that means, also I think she said it was for people who was in sane or something like that.💣ㅆⅈʂʗℌⅈミƑ🔫 wrote:
Me too my mom called it jumpy land or juve for shortI sent to this nice place with cushions on the wall and floor and ceiling. They also gave me a jacket that made me hug myself
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When I was somewhere around 4, my mom told me that if I got chickenpox that I'd grow feathers and turn into a chicken. That night I was all freaked out, crying and trying to cover myself with stuffed animals so the feathers wouldn't grow…
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When I was 5, I decided to race my friend who was 12(great idea I know). We were riding our bikes in the alleyway behind our houses in NYC which are about 1.5 lanes so we raced and a car pulled up into the alley on the side that my friend was on. He was a little ahead of me and hit the brakes and cut in front of me. Our handlebars hit causing me to fly over my handle bars. I blacked out and then a random guy picked me up and my mom started yelling at him.... You can't imagine how quickly he put me down. Anyway I came out of that with a black eye, a busted lip, and I could barely walk around
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Managed to catapult a cobble stone into my head, blocked a canal overflow pipe and almost flooded it, drew a really intricate pentagram magic circle on a patch of wasteland when bored starting rumours of Satan worship in my village, knocked out a school friend during a hockey game, built a small trebuchet and punched a hole through my garden fence with it, went kayaking on my local river when it was starting to flood, only just got back to dry land before getting swept out of my area, licked a scalectric power transformer to see what would happen, tobogganed into a barb wire fence. Plenty more than that, I was a bit 'prone' to that kind of thing as a kid...
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Let's see...at three I sat down in an empty aquarium and got stuck. Yup, a genius at work. Oh, and there was company over. That was around the same time I kept dreaming we had a lion in our house, too. Go me.
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slugboy wrote:
Your parents must've had a blast raising you.Managed to catapult a cobble stone into my head, blocked a canal overflow pipe and almost flooded it, drew a really intricate pentagram magic circle on a patch of wasteland when bored starting rumours of Satan worship in my village, knocked out a school friend during a hockey game, built a small trebuchet and punched a hole through my garden fence with it, went kayaking on my local river when it was starting to flood, only just got back to dry land before getting swept out of my area, licked a scalectric power transformer to see what would happen, tobogganed into a barb wire fence. Plenty more than that, I was a bit 'prone' to that kind of thing as a kid...
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
I didn't mention the times I had my head stitched up after falls, and one time fracturing my skull, or jumping down part of a flight of stairs and then falling down the next two flights Ripping my Achilles. Making a 5' ash longbow and accidentally shooting an arrow through next doors shed, Breaking my dads wrist accodentally with a ladder, Taking the Hoover to pieces to see how it worked, setting up a burglar alarm on the stairs to prove Santa doesn't exist....slugboy wrote:
Your parents must've had a blast raising you.
I think my parents must have been rather glad that I grew up and left lol -
Hahah I just thought of the first time I met my wife's sister.
I was about 18 or 19 I can't remember exactly (lots of partying will do that to you) and I had been out all night drinking. Anyway it was about midday when I bumped into a mate on my long walk home from a day club we use to have in Sydney. He had a push bike so I asked if I could borrow it to ride home to have a shower and grab some more cash before heading out again. As I rode home I cut through a little alley way and someone threw a tomato at me as I rode past. Being intoxicated my reaction time was slow as and I turned to see where it came from. When I turned back my right hand and the handle bars collided with a light pole flinging me head first over the bars and onto my ass.
Cont....
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The worst part was my future sister in law and about 5 of her friends were all standing out the front of their house watching it happen. I was so embarrassed I didn't know what to do or say so I just jumped up said hi, grabbed the bike and took off as fast as I could. Hahahhaa I didn't talk to her for about 5 months after that. Every time I saw her I would get really embarrassed hahahhaha we laugh about it now.
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Add: OLSEN wrote:
😂😂😂😂 if that happend at the age of 18 i can only emagin what u did at 10The worst part was my future sister in law and about 5 of her friends were all standing out the front of their house watching it happen. I was so embarrassed I didn't know what to do or say so I just jumped up said hi, grabbed the bike and took off as fast as I could. Hahahhaa I didn't talk to her for about 5 months after that. Every time I saw her I would get really embarrassed hahahhaha we laugh about it now.
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slugboy wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 you sound like a cross between Tom Sawyer and myself, Slugboy! 😹😹👍👍Morgan Freeman wrote:
I didn't mention the times I had my head stitched up after falls, and one time fracturing my skull, or jumping down part of a flight of stairs and then falling down the next two flights Ripping my Achilles. Making a 5' ash longbow and accidentally shooting an arrow through next doors shed, Breaking my dads wrist accodentally with a ladder, Taking the Hoover to pieces to see how it worked, setting up a burglar alarm on the stairs to prove Santa doesn't exist....slugboy wrote:
Your parents must've had a blast raising you.
I think my parents must have been rather glad that I grew up and left lol -
When I was in kindergarten and I brought a big kitchen knife to do my teacher in who yelled at me a lot but got caught when I pulled it out my bag the assistant teacher twisted my hand and slammed me over the table like a cop LOL
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