What is the funniest thing you have ever heard?
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My uncle has a friend who said that during World War 2 the reason Japan attacked us at Pearl Harbor was because we nuked them 😹😹
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Tom Segura on Stupid Peoplez
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Funniest thing I ever heard was grandma farting as loud as any fart I ever heard, in the middle of a wedding service, it echoed for what seemed like eternity.
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Well my friend calls every one baby grapefruit!!!!
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😃Golden Tacos😃 wrote:
Hilarious.Well my friend calls every one baby grapefruit!!!!
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
😃Golden Tacos😃 wrote:
Hilarious.</blockquoteWell my friend calls every one baby grapefruit!!!!
Ok senior tulip have a good day!! -
My dad told me of his uncle that is a retired bus driver. When my uncle was driving a bus he picked of this kid that would bully the kids in the back. Seeing what was going on my uncle told him to stop. The boy replied by cussing him out. So the next day my uncle drives up to the kids house, opens the door... And gives the kid the finger while driving off and leaving the kid behind. Bonus was that my uncle had told all the kids on the bus to flick off the guy as my uncle drove away. 😂😂😂😂
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I was on the phone with my ex, listening to her complain about how she is so broke and can't afford to pay child support. We hang up and not TWO MINUTES LATER the guy sitting next to me's phone rings. It's her wanting to know if he knows where she can get an ounce of kush......
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mr71vwbus wrote:
Wow 😹😹I was on the phone with my ex, listening to her complain about how she is so broke and can't afford to pay child support. We hang up and not TWO MINUTES LATER the guy sitting next to me's phone rings. It's her wanting to know if he knows where she can get an ounce of kush......
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My grandpas friend got hit by a car when he was 8 by the only car in the city 😄 he was ok, otherwise it wouldnt br funny
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Heh, over the past few months me and my gf came up with this (Product of random discussions.. 😳)
"We'll be together forever, in Narnia, with those big fluffy warm wooly socks, watching GrownMenWearingCapriPants."
Pretty funny IMO. Maybe it's more of an inside joke 😹 -
Cute^
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
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ཧдབ😨Gдཧཀ™9⃣0⃣5⃣ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Cute^
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
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My dad got his car rammed/ he rammed into a chicken car... Twice... In one day...
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vagtastic wrote:
Thats not funny. People die from cancer every dayWhat did the deaf,blind boy with down syndrome get for Christmas?
Cancer :(
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My Asian friend cussing sombody out
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Old lady with arthritis so bad that she would constantly flick people off
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soupfly wrote:
Seriously😒 How is that funny?My Asian friend cussing sombody out
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🎵Me up all night hugging me horn to porn porn porn🎶.
"your a pervert. Normal people don't scour the Internet for porn"
Jaw drops...."you have no idea"~Avenue Q.... I think I'm hooked and it's playing as I type this :)
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My friend and I where talking about sports one time and he said ya I tried to watch a football game once, it was the best nap I ever had
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Well my friend today asked if I wanted to attend his Forever Alone party. He continued to say, "Every one is invited to fap. You can *come*(used with different spelling) if you want to!"
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I spend all my points on attack and defence 😱😱😱
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mr71vwbus wrote:
What a bitch.I was on the phone with my ex, listening to her complain about how she is so broke and can't afford to pay child support. We hang up and not TWO MINUTES LATER the guy sitting next to me's phone rings. It's her wanting to know if he knows where she can get an ounce of kush......
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
IdiotMy uncle has a friend who said that during World War 2 the reason Japan attacked us at Pearl Harbor was because we nuked them 😹😹
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In health class, our teacher had us start conversations with our classmates (long story). My friend and I got into a very random conversation about psychiatrists (another long story).
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Got told I have a big 🍆....I don't
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vagtastic wrote:
Cancer is no joke fuck wit. If I could get rid of my mums, I'd give it to you. Eat shitWhat did the deaf,blind boy with down syndrome get for Christmas?
Cancer :(
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ཧдབ😨Gдཧཀ™9⃣0⃣5⃣ wrote:
Thats a wiered last NameCute^
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
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ཧдབ😨Gдཧཀ™9⃣0⃣5⃣ wrote:
That's really not that "funny"Cute^
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
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Some of he things greenmanxphile has said is pretty hilarious.
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Super funnie this dude was driving down the road at 70 mph in a 60 zone, this was the free way, and a cop pulls him over, he has a peice of paper covering his lisence plate the cop gets out of the car and the dude takes off, the cop then runs bak to his car and takes off after him, they are going about 80/90mph down the freeway, nobody is on it they are weaving inbeetween cars, my dad folows behing them goin about 75/ 80 mph, he wants to see what happends then when the cop is directly behing the speeder, the speeder slams on his breaks,and the cop car just smashes the speeder!!!! The cop car goes flying sideways over the speeder and lands upsidown and skids off to another lane where a car then proceedes to hit the upsidown cop car and does a nose whele and stops my dad does a break u turn sort of thing, stops the car. Runs out takes a bunch of pics and a vid rhen called 911, and drove off!!:):):) in the end nobody dies everybody is fine now:)
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