What is the funniest thing you have ever heard?

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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Feb 15, 2012

This is real life. Little girl is my cousin. Her dad is close friends/the pastor of our church. (or was mine growing up)
Girl - mommy, I have a tummy ache.
Mom - that's because it's empty honey. *feeds child*
Few hours go by and dad comes home.
"honey my head hurts really bad. I think I have a headache"
Then... (you guessed it)
Little girl - that's bc it's empty daddy.
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Feb 15, 2012

vagtastic wrote:
What did the deaf,blind boy with down syndrome get for Christmas?

Cancer :(

Dick
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Feb 15, 2012

🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
🎵Me up all night hugging me horn to porn porn porn🎶.
"your a pervert. Normal people don't scour the Internet for porn"
Jaw drops...."you have no idea"

~Avenue Q.... I think I'm hooked and it's playing as I type this :)

Ahahaha I fucking love that song
I browse all day and night (for porn)
Until I'm ready to stop (for pooorrn)
(the Internet is for porn, the Internet is for porn! I'm up all night hugging my horn to porn porn pooorrrnn
Chuck иorris Feb 16, 2012

vagtastic wrote:
What did the deaf,blind boy with down syndrome get for Christmas?

Cancer :(

How the hell is that funny u dick?
canadian bacon Feb 16, 2012

My wife thought bunnies made a sound like a chicken cause of the cadbury commercials!

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