Let's start a story about a dog in a toilet!
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The dog was so sad. So he went to look for a new home. But what he didn't know he was going to be on a adventure...
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Full of kibble when...
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He got chased by a cat
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And ran into an iPhone and started playing turfwars
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His account name was bobin 23 (lol)
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He got attacked by xbox and reset
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And mobbed up first but descovered...
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But nick cancelled his account because he was not over 12 years old so he chucked the Iphone over a bridge and...
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Bought the ipad!
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Off a man on the street corner and got some white tablets for free
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He said I don't take drugs, and threw them at the man
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The man got angry and so summoned his evil pet monkey
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And then the evil monkey created a whirlwind which.......
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Carried the dog off to...
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The man's hat wer he ate te man starting with his brain....
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As soon as he bit into it he found it was made of metal, he was a robot❕
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He was terminator❕
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And then a bolt of lighting hit the robot and shortcircited
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His arm circits resulting in a spazm of terminators arm which hit the dog to italy
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Wer he eats loads of pizza and gets really fat......
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Then he realises he has to ho to the toilet
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Where he get stuck forever hence the name of the thread the end!
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But then he gets flushed down the loo and appears in the middle of the sewers and......
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He meets his good friend gandalf who tells him that he must never go to the toilet again! The dog says...
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I will try
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He tried really hard but then his bluber exploded
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As his bladder was smeared all over the walls, a little girl named bigballs found him and rushed him to the hospital.....
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And the doctor said fuck off, ur a dog, go to the vets ya filthy animal! So.....
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He went to the vet which gave him a new bladder
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But he still did not go to the bathroom so now his bladder and his intestives got ruined. The poop started to fall our of his 💩👄 and...
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