Let's start a story about a dog in a toilet!
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He decided that...
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He couldn't take his live no more and jump in the oven to cook him self and we had him for dinner ..... The end
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Life **
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However the oven turned out to b some sort of time machine and he accidently sent him self back to the time of the dinosaurs! Upon opening the oven door.....
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A giant dinosaur welcomed him
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Then a t rex came and ripped him apart
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But he managed to smack the 💩 out of the t-Rex before he was ripped apart. Then the dog regenerated soon after...
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But then later that day he died of a heart attack
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Paris Hilton called him puddles and took him home and...
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Gave him the kiss of life, brought him back to life and asked him to put cream on her back even though he had shit coming out of his mouth and
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Died
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Laughing watching Family Guy.
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And eating pizza with his hobo wife
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He still had a fun time the end(really this time)
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Then he called by superman to help him he was called wonder dog but then died of old age
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A dog in a toilet.are you mental?
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Sorry,Im presuming by this time the dog is wearin clothes,has established communication,is a gunslinger and has a huge cock,k?very well,
" had beat all at the table,his full bladder was distractin him," scuse me gentlemen,powder my nose,por favor"
"he he,the leetle ladywant to check hersel"
"if you would excuse me.." -
But then th dog shot them all an moved to australia...
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got bloody evicted more like
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He decided to travel round Australia in a kangaroo's pouch and.....
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Flew back to th uk and shot messrine
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