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Just give me the funniest one u no
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Chuck Norris already deleted this thread
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Bruenor wrote:
Pretty goodChuck Norris already deleted this thread
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Chuck Norris can strangle u with a cordless telephone
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Chuck Noris was in the bible... Until he round house kicked three of the apostles heads off.
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Chuck Norris sleeps wiv th light on, not cause he's scared of th dark, cause th dark is scared of him.
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Only thing Chuck Norris is afraid of, Betty White.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles using beef jerky
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Chuck Norris created the universe when he blew his nose.
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
I predict visits with nurses soon in your futur.Jesus walked on water, chuck Norris can swim on land. Add me NEWFIE
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Chuck Norris did actually build Rome in a day.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets te information he wants.
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YOU wrote:
Chuck Norris did actually build Rome in a day.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets te information he wants.
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Chuck Norris wins connect 4 in 3 moves
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Google "where is chuck Norris"
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Jesus can walk on water.
But Chuck Norris can swim through land. -
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They're now known as the islands.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The Grim Reaper just can't find the courage to tell him.
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🔥⌖Nate😲Dogg🔥⌖ wrote:
No the grim reaper is just scaredChuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The Grim Reaper just can't find the courage to tell him.
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When chuck norris wants orange juice he squeezes Florida
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Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. -
There are over 10 million people in the world of Warcraft because Chuck Norris allows them to live!!
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soupfly wrote:
That was a rather stupid correction🔥⌖Nate😲Dogg🔥⌖ wrote:
No the grim reaper is just scaredChuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The Grim Reaper just can't find the courage to tell him.
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There is no control key on Chuck Norris's keyboard. Ecause Chuck Norris is always on control
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash the dishes, they wet themselves out of fear.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris
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When zombies bite chuck Norris, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into him.
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The black eyed peas used to be the peas before chuck norris hit them! OHHHHH!!!!!!
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The bermuta triangle used to be the bermuta square before chuck norris kicked off one of the corners.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
In a contest to see who had the most balls between Indiana Jones and Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris won by five.
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₲uɪÐo Ǥ wrote:
Hes getting a reputation for that.soupfly wrote:
That was a rather stupid correction🔥⌖Nate😲Dogg🔥⌖ wrote:
No the grim reaper is just scaredChuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The Grim Reaper just can't find the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris is the only man alive who has Rick-rolled Rick Astley.
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Chuck norris desroyed the periatic table because he only believes in one element..... The element of suprise!
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