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papabear72 Feb 9, 2012

Chuck Norris is the only one who can touch this.
Ꭱ3V Feb 9, 2012

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
~💥BAZINGA💥~ Feb 9, 2012

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.
haro654 Feb 9, 2012

Chuck Norris knows victoria's secreat
Mr. Headshot Feb 9, 2012

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then the grenade explode
Zedman5000 Feb 9, 2012

haro654 wrote:
Chuck Norris knows victoria's secreat

LOL
Samuly Feb 9, 2012

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of his shadow, it's afraid of him
uksspy Feb 9, 2012

Mr. Headshot wrote:
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then the grenade explode

Hahahaha😂😂😂😂😂👆
Dmitri Feb 9, 2012

haro654 wrote:
Chuck Norris knows victoria's secreat

Lol! 😹😹👍
PEACE-MAKER Feb 9, 2012

papabear72 wrote:
TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Jesus walked on water, chuck Norris can swim on land. Add me NEWFIE

I predict visits with nurses soon in your futur.
That one is mine I rote it on another post.... Who r u
PEACE-MAKER Feb 9, 2012

ཧдབ😨Gдཧཀ™9⃣0⃣5⃣ wrote:
Jesus can walk on water.
But Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Another one of my jokes I posted that on another joke page wat is this???????
vapor fly Feb 9, 2012

Chuck Norris can go to walmart and only buy one thing
MadAssScottie Feb 9, 2012

Chuck Norris doesn't play Turf Wars.
Turf Wars plays Chuck Norris.
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Feb 9, 2012

Bruenor wrote:
Chuck Norris already deleted this thread

I know it was scary.
As soon as I made the thread like this I heard a voice that sounded like him say.
"delete this or die!"
UnknownAssassin Feb 9, 2012

Scientist thought diamond was the hardest material. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked them with so much heat and pressure they turned into artificial Chuck Norris.
Zedman5000 Feb 9, 2012

Chuck Norris is the final frontier.
The Red Queen Feb 10, 2012

Chuck Norris makes Viagra hard.
ʍ☹↯ⓢ↧∃☈ Feb 10, 2012

Chuck Norris can beat the a team
papabear72 Feb 10, 2012

Chuck Norris uses the sun's surface to BBQ
ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ Feb 10, 2012

When chuck Norris goes swimming he doesnt get wet. The water gets chuck norrisy.
DarkSide™ Feb 10, 2012

Chuck Norris is so awesome he can punch a fart back into a butt.
Red viper Feb 10, 2012

These arnt chuck norris jokes they are facts :)
haro654 Feb 10, 2012

Dmitri wrote:
haro654 wrote:
Chuck Norris knows victoria's secreat

Lol! 😹😹👍
I know right?
ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) Feb 10, 2012

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor... Never slap chuck norris
ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) Feb 10, 2012

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world who can e-mail a roundhouse kick
ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) Feb 10, 2012

Chuck Norris uses a stunt double for crying scenes.
ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) Feb 10, 2012

Btw u can add CHILL, MR.CHILL, AND DEVON170 becuz i just added 3 jokes to this thread (like a boss)
soupfly Feb 10, 2012

Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
₲uɪÐo Ǥ wrote:
soupfly wrote:
🔥⌖Nate😲Dogg🔥⌖ wrote:
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The Grim Reaper just can't find the courage to tell him.

No the grim reaper is just scared
That was a rather stupid correction
Hes getting a reputation for that.
You know what get off my back, what's your problem, WHAT DID I DO
papabear72 Feb 10, 2012

♠♥♣♦ wrote:
Btw u can add CHILL, MR.CHILL, AND DEVON170 becuz i just added 3 jokes to this thread (like a boss)

Your gonna get ER'ed like a boss
ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ Feb 10, 2012

He sitting in the waiting room now seeing a nurse :-)

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