If you could marry anyone from tw....
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osugirl024 wrote:
Lmfao I forgot about the sweet balls 😜Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I thought this was first come first serve up in here ?!? Damn it no one ever explains the rules 😝 besides Tweeks to busy shoving sweet balls in his mouth...osugirl024 wrote:
Uh oh. I'm tellin Tweek 😜Bruenor wrote:
That's a mighty BIG axe you have! But perfect for cutting your sandwiches while I'm in the kitchen 😉 amongst other things should the need arise! LolI've read through this post 3 times to make sure I can do this ;)
osugirl024, you may now hold my Axe...
I'll try not to get in an argument cause I'm pretty sure I'd lose -
Damn ladies?!? None of you want a ride on the bus???
Hahaha! If I could ever talk my woman into playing TW, I'd marry her! But somehow I doubt she would be mrs71vwbus.....she hates that thing!!
Lmao! 😜😂😂😂
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Ladies, my name implies much for you if you choose me.
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Ok I'm bored of the twins now, anybody wanna be mischievous with mischief!!
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Should I be concerned? Someone trying to steal my new wife?osugirl024 wrote:
Uh oh. I'm tellin Tweek 😜Bruenor wrote:
That's a mighty BIG axe you have! But perfect for cutting your sandwiches while I'm in the kitchen 😉 amongst other things should the need arise! LolI've read through this post 3 times to make sure I can do this ;)
osugirl024, you may now hold my Axe...
I'll try not to get in an argument cause I'm pretty sure I'd lose -
Bruenor wrote:
Just have her us your axe to beat him up, while u make the sandwichs!:)Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Should I be concerned? Someone trying to steal my new wife?osugirl024 wrote:
Uh oh. I'm tellin Tweek 😜Bruenor wrote:
That's a mighty BIG axe you have! But perfect for cutting your sandwiches while I'm in the kitchen 😉 amongst other things should the need arise! LolI've read through this post 3 times to make sure I can do this ;)
osugirl024, you may now hold my Axe...
I'll try not to get in an argument cause I'm pretty sure I'd lose -
Optimus wrote:
Great idea. He'd never see it comming. 🍞🍅🍆🍙🍟🍞 👈nomBruenor wrote:
Just have her us your axe to beat him up, while u make the sandwichs!:)Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Should I be concerned? Someone trying to steal my new wife?osugirl024 wrote:
Uh oh. I'm tellin Tweek 😜Bruenor wrote:
That's a mighty BIG axe you have! But perfect for cutting your sandwiches while I'm in the kitchen 😉 amongst other things should the need arise! LolI've read through this post 3 times to make sure I can do this ;)
osugirl024, you may now hold my Axe...
I'll try not to get in an argument cause I'm pretty sure I'd lose -
Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Thank you I think my burn insight was very usefulsoupfly wrote:
Solid contribution there, soupfly.Ojibwe wrote:
You just got burned bro41Fivin' wrote:
Yeah, that's just what you need, more women uninterested in you.I'll take RaiKou. She'll bring home more women.
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Candyman77 wrote:
Vito's Mama would be very upset if he did not marry a good Italian girl.Bellaitaliana
So I would shoot Candyman77 in e head with a shotgun and abscond with BellaItaliana.
Vito happy, Mama happy, Bella hopefully happy if Mama is pretty.
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I'm watching this thread now.
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Tweek wrote:
I don't know wether to laugh or be creeped outI'm watching this thread now.
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'ello Tweek. How's your day? Want a nice sandwich?
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Bruenor wrote:
Oh boy lol'ello Tweek. How's your day? Want a nice sandwich?
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Does... Does he not know?Bruenor wrote:
Oh boy lol'ello Tweek. How's your day? Want a nice sandwich?
There's no way I could pick just one of my guys. I'd have to like... Have a multiple marriage and trade off weekends.
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Grimm mrvbus bruenor
King nothing ... Will you all marry me? 💍
I promise to share all my girlfriends an not complain about yours. I promise to keep a clean house if you promise to beat up everyone stronger then me. Mainly just other men your size probably. I'll rent hookers and order food. -
I'm not claiming Tweek. I'm not stupid. Hell no.
💚💚much love for some of these other guys too but Idw my virtual face ripped off. -
I love how my thread is bumping like crazy. XD
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Add RaiKou wrote:
I'm in. This sounds like just what I'm lookin forGrimm mrvbus bruenor
King nothing ... Will you all marry me? 💍
I promise to share all my girlfriends an not complain about yours. I promise to keep a clean house if you promise to beat up everyone stronger then me. Mainly just other men your size probably. I'll rent hookers and order food. -
*wiping laffy teers! * ohmygravy
Grate subject. I have a few yummys. And an aquarius soul.
Thers no way we can uplode a pic om heer, eh -
Fltburger38! I luv u burger!!! 😻
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Any girls interested in me😊I'm friendly, semi athletic and luv to talk and I feel lonely😔
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Bruenor wrote:
Tsk. Tsk. Can't even get her name right. I could go for that sandwich. We could use a servant around the house to give the wife a break.Add RaiKou wrote:
That would be up to osugirlGrimm mrvbus bruenor
King nothing ... Will you all marry me? 💍
I promise to share all my girlfriends an not complain about yours. I promise to keep a clean house if you promise to beat up everyone stronger then me. Mainly just other men your size probably. I'll rent hookers and order food.204..... Shes kinda glaring at me, and the axe is bouncing on her shoulder... 😳
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Hey, I deleted that
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Bruenor wrote:
Doesn't matter. She has the superpowers of seeing everything anyone does the instant they do it.Hey, I deleted that
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Add RaiKou wrote:
If my marriage woulda been that good, I woulda never gotten divorced!Grimm mrvbus bruenor
King nothing ... Will you all marry me? 💍
I promise to share all my girlfriends an not complain about yours. I promise to keep a clean house if you promise to beat up everyone stronger then me. Mainly just other men your size probably. I'll rent hookers and order food.I will! (because I refuse to say I d* again 😜)
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
👆👆🔥🔥👆👆KĮŁŁÊR G💀🌹 wrote:
Sometimes I wonder whether you actually want a bed to sleep in?Queen Nicole wrote:
Nothing wrong with a bit of polygamy 😝 hahaha im gunna get into trouble for this👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Foiled by my lack of fully reading though posts!!!! Damn!!!Queen Nicole wrote:
Hahah it says in the rules once someone is taken you can't pick them, so ner ni ner ni nerrrrrr :-PHmmm in thinking, KĮŁŁÊR G💀🌹.... 😜😝 mwahahah just kidding MKG!!! 😘😘
Couch is looking mighty fine for you tonight. -
@osugirl024 I'm sorry😔 please dont kill me
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Add RaiKou wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Does... Does he not know?Bruenor wrote:
Oh boy lol'ello Tweek. How's your day? Want a nice sandwich?
There's no way I could pick just one of my guys. I'd have to like... Have a multiple marriage and trade off weekends.
It's too late. I already chose you. I might share one of the girls you bring home with Grimm if he knows how to assemble Ikea furniture or do something useful.
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Tweek wrote:
Tis true.. Another one of my many talents! ... And ruh roh 😳I don't know whether to grab the axe or make a sandwich..Bruenor wrote:
Doesn't matter. She has the superpowers of seeing everything anyone does the instant they do it.Hey, I deleted that
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Bruenor wrote:
WOW.. Flowers and a box of chocolates just for me?!? Apology accepted.. Lol@osugirl024 I'm sorry😔 please dont kill me
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