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• GreenManXphile Feb 10, 2012

  farticus wrote:

  Does anyone want to marry me?
  

  Are you right handed?
• GreenManXphile Feb 10, 2012

  Queen Nicole wrote:

  💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:

  Suess and/or Bella, because they are stunner shock collars. Nicole if she wasn't a dirty cheese head.
  

  Bahahah hey!! I am minnesota born.. Apparently I just had to move to Wisconsin because the Vikings sucked so bad... 😝😝😝😝😝😝😄

  Psssh that's no excuse to live in Wisconsin. I drive to Chicago for lollapalooza every year, and I drive around it. Okay i'm lying, but if I wasn't lazy, or I had a stronger opinion on your laws regarding out of state drivers, I would!
• GreenManXphile Feb 10, 2012

  Did you know that Wisconsin state troopers demand that Minnesotans, who commit a traffic violation, must pay the ticket in cash right there on the side of the road and waive your right to appear in court, or go directly to jail? That's what I call a shakedown.
• ⌖🔥Mikey2Times🔥⌖ Feb 10, 2012

  Hi ladies 👋✋ My name is Mike, I like long walks on the beach and dinners by candle light (or whatever I have to say to reach graceland).. I'm just being honest....
  Any takers? :-/
  Here I brought flowers 💐💐
• 🔨Wulfgar🔨 Feb 10, 2012

  I'd follow that guy above me...but..
  I'll enjoy a romantic movie with you, cuddle in front of a fire, you'll always be right ( so arguments aren't a worry), If I'm ever gonna be late, I'll call you before I know so you don't worry, I'll let you meet all my friends who are girls, and if you don't like my guy friends, I'll stop hanging out with them.

  I also bought you 💝💝🎁🎁👠👢
• 〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 Feb 10, 2012

  *sigh* 😏 ... If only 👆 was true in the RL you fellas would never know the intimacy that you share with the couch, your bellies would always be full, and no "drought" season would ever show its face in the bedroom 😍
• ─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ Feb 11, 2012

  💔💔💔 heartbreak for mischief 😢😣😪😭😖😖😞
• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Feb 11, 2012

  🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:

  *sigh* 😏 ... If only 👆 was true in the RL you fellas would never know the intimacy that you share with the couch, your bellies would always be full, and no "drought" season would ever show its face in the bedroom 😍
  

  That's how I treat my woman, nothing in the world is worth more than her smile! I wake up every morning and tell her I am the luckiest man alive for having her by my side! I tell her everyday that she is the most AMAZING woman I have ever met. It's my goal to make her happier today then she was yesterday, and happier tomorrow than she is today.
  I always sleep in my bed
  Dinner is never cold
  And I know nothing of this "drought" in which you speak!

  😍👍
• Tweek Feb 11, 2012

  mr71vwbus wrote:

  🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:

  *sigh* 😏 ... If only 👆 was true in the RL you fellas would never know the intimacy that you share with the couch, your bellies would always be full, and no "drought" season would ever show its face in the bedroom 😍
  

  That's how I treat my woman, nothing in the world is worth more than her smile! I wake up every morning and tell her I am the luckiest man alive for having her by my side! I tell her everyday that she is the most AMAZING woman I have ever met. It's my goal to make her happier today then she was yesterday, and happier tomorrow than she is today.
  I always sleep in my bed
  Dinner is never cold
  And I know nothing of this "drought" in which you speak!

  😍👍
  

  Trust me, it's only due to distance.
• М།ИᎠФVཇЯМДᎢᎢཇЯ Feb 11, 2012

  ☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:

  The fact that i'm Golden means I must marry another Golden or Platinum. So forever alone.
  

  Hell no
• М།ИᎠФVཇЯМДᎢᎢཇЯ Feb 11, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  ☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:

  The fact that i'm Golden means I must marry another Golden or Platinum. So forever alone.
  

  Hell no

  But their is golden skier and golden dud I know them in real life but their boyc in Carson city like me
• Rainy Feb 12, 2012

  Anyone who's a guy lol
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 12, 2012

  😃Golden Tacos😃 wrote:

  ☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:

  The fact that i'm Golden means I must marry another Golden or Platinum. So forever alone.
  

  Hell no

  Hehe made me laugh
• 〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 Feb 12, 2012

  Tweek wrote:

  mr71vwbus wrote:

  🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:

  *sigh* 😏 ... If only 👆 was true in the RL you fellas would never know the intimacy that you share with the couch, your bellies would always be full, and no "drought" season would ever show its face in the bedroom 😍
  

  That's how I treat my woman, nothing in the world is worth more than her smile! I wake up every morning and tell her I am the luckiest man alive for having her by my side! I tell her everyday that she is the most AMAZING woman I have ever met. It's my goal to make her happier today then she was yesterday, and happier tomorrow than she is today.
  I always sleep in my bed
  Dinner is never cold
  And I know nothing of this "drought" in which you speak!

  😍👍
  

  Trust me, it's only due to distance.

  Screen shotted and saved 😉
• YÓU Feb 12, 2012

  Hello ladies, my name is YOU and i enjoy doing forum impersinations, juming over barbed wire fence, doing graffiti, and manning machine gun nests while watching a romantic film on one of my survallance cameras. As long as your not my union boss, we should have a good time. Also, im not a bagman. Which means i dont have a suitcase full of money, but i do have over 3000 friends with really cool guns and switchblades and steeltoe dancing shoes. If your interested in doing crimes, im your man. 631-555-HUMP.
• UnknownAssassin Feb 13, 2012

  I'm good lol, no one picked me 👍.

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