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Yo mamas such a kind, loving and beautiful woman that I asked her to marry me.
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Yo momma so dumb she thought cheerios were doughnut seeds.
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😜Yo momas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew
👍yo momas so stupid she got locked in a super market and starved to death💀
1⃣yo momas so stupid she stat on the tv and watched the couch -
☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Lol it's funny cuz it's free and any one can buy it cuz its freeYo mamas so poor, she can't afford free samples.
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farticus wrote:
This joke is gayIt's 10:22 where I am. But anyways.
Yo mama so fat she could eat her fingers after eating twenty bags of cheato's.
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Yo momma is so poor, that your electricity got cut off often, and your childhood could have been better.
Yo momma is so tall, that it put increased strain on the joints in the lower half of her body, causing her much pain.
Yo momma is so old, that Alzheimer's is setting in and she forgets your name occasionally. It's painful to watch, but she's still your mom and you love her, despite putting her in the nursing home because she became to much of a hassle for you to handle along with the pressures of your daily life.
Yo momma is so white that she has albinism, and prolonged exposure to sunlight can cause extreme damage to her skin and put her at a great risk for melanoma, the most dangerous type of skin cancer.
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You gentlemen are lucky that I haven't competed in any other threads.
That is all. For now.
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Yo momma so poor when u lit a match in her house the roaches started to sing
Raise ur hands
Stomp ur feat
Praise the lord
Cause we got heat -
Yo mamma so dumb she entered this contest but didn't know a yo mamma joke so she got a yo mama joke app so she could enter this yo mama contest
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travdog70 wrote:
Best one!Yo mamas so dumb her teacher told her to do a essay and she came back to school pregnant
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Yourplague wrote:
Ok cartman, u noobMy momma so poor she walks down the street with one shoe... And if u ask if she lost a shoe shell be like no, I just found one
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Ħøø∂ε∂נ◎℮ wrote:
Copier tooYo mama so poor she only walks around with One shoe, an when someone asks her did she lose a shoe she says "no I found one"
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Yo mommas so poor that the only this she can afford that goes 0 to 60 in under 5 seconds is a scale.
(Just made that up) -
Donnie Blingo wrote:
Please unmake it.Yo mommas so poor that the only this she can afford that goes 0 to 60 in under 5 seconds is a scale.
(Just made that up) -
To mommas so ugly when she looks in the mirror he reflection jumps
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Tweek wrote:
Please stop breathing 😜Donnie Blingo wrote:
Please unmake it.Yo mommas so poor that the only this she can afford that goes 0 to 60 in under 5 seconds is a scale.
(Just made that up) -
Yo mama's so fat, she's got three different zip codes.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went to McDonalds and asked for a my-sized meal, they gave her the keys to the building.
Yo mama's so fat, that when God wanted there to be light, he said to her, "Bitch, move outta the way!"
Yo mama so white she makes Michael Jackson look black. (More applicable to when he was alive, and so was Michael Jackson 😜:double diss)
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Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a wireless phone
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Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said "I GOT THE POWER"
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Yo mamma is so fat that's not her Turf circle that's her hoola hoop
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Yo mamma is so fat that's not her Turf circle that's her trampoline
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As Of 2/8/12 9:43 AM
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Donnie Blingo wrote:
Lol it was funny thoYourplague wrote:
Ok cartman, u noobMy momma so poor she walks down the street with one shoe... And if u ask if she lost a shoe shell be like no, I just found one
And how dose that make me a noob -
Tweeks got my vote
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Your momma so fat, when she heard it was chilly outside, she ran out of her house with a spoon.
Your momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Your momma so fat, she has to take her baths in the park pool.
Your momma like a toilet bowl ... they both smell like $h1t.
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Travedog.
yo mamma jokes ain't my thing -
☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Gigglemr gagnsta wrote:
😂😂 I vote this one 😂😂Yo mamas so poor when the garbidge truck comes she runs after it with a shopping list
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To mamma so ugly yo papa brings her to work every day so he doesn't hav to kiss her good bye
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Tweek wrote:
I feel bad for the persons momYo momma is so poor, that your electricity got cut off often, and your childhood could have been better.
Yo momma is so tall, that it put increased strain on the joints in the lower half of her body, causing her much pain.
Yo momma is so old, that Alzheimer's is setting in and she forgets your name occasionally. It's painful to watch, but she's still your mom and you love her, despite putting her in the nursing home because she became to much of a hassle for you to handle along with the pressures of your daily life.
Yo momma is so white that she has albinism, and prolonged exposure to sunlight can cause extreme damage to her skin and put her at a great risk for melanoma, the most dangerous type of skin cancer.
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Voting as of 2/8/12 9:04 PM
Degradable Z: 0
Travdog: 1
Mr Gangsta: 2
Tweek: 1
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