Here's a few reasons why I am te greatest player of TW ... EVER
Forums › General Discussion › Here's a few reasons why I am te greatest player of TW ... EVER- 
  
  Yup the greatest player has only 3 capos 
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  LMFAO , mr "big up" cat ! 
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  I bet ur a loser in real life 
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  drjgsvjvfuacv wrote: I'm such a good player I have no real life....I bet ur a loser in real life 
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  Tiddy whiskers wrote: I'm so good at Turf wars I hand select my capo's carefully to ensure that there is quality over quantity...Yup the greatest player has only 3 capos Big Capo list = low self esteem 
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  Tiddy whiskers wrote: U h4ve Z3r0 so 1337 r u?Yup the greatest player has only 3 capos 
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  add coped275 wrote: No chuck *backwards 'n'*orrisYou are the Chuck Norris of TW! 
 Is *duhh*
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  ZRAYGO wrote: When capping doesn't work... Sometimes u have to up the pressure to get em' to fall in lineMr Big Cat wrote: Wow. That's kinda uncool giving him cancer, but whatever floats your boat.ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote: Onethumbastard used to have two thumbs... Then he got in my way 👊Yawn.…💤 
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  add coped275 wrote: I was just about to post this lolYou are the Chuck Norris of TW! 
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  Bella Asked me out (twice) - I don't mix business and pleasure. I'm so good at turf wars RandomBloke isn't random to me. Infact RB isn't even a bloke. I'm so good at turf wars u only have your capo cause I gave it to you. I fully understand Mystery. Infact there is no mystery. He is just part of your TW imagination. The 11⃣Up⬆ thread was actually my idea. I'm just to modest to admit. I'm so good at turf wars Chuck Norris sent me a friend request on Facebook 
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 Wack-a-mole... Or in this case, a big cat...
 Yawnnn...😪💤 no sort in this
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  big boy beans wrote: I'm so good at turf wars I find you average sized.... At bestadd coped275 wrote: I was just about to post this lolYou are the Chuck Norris of TW! 
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  Mr Big Cat wrote: We miss u! It's been to long! This is brilliant!Bella Asked me out (twice) - I don't mix business and pleasure. I'm so good at turf wars RandomBloke isn't random to me. Infact RB isn't even a bloke. I'm so good at turf wars u only have your capo cause I gave it to you. I fully understand Mystery. Infact there is no mystery. He is just part of your TW imagination. The 11⃣Up⬆ thread was actually my idea. I'm just to modest to admit. I'm so good at turf wars Chuck Norris sent me a friend request on Facebook 
 Anyway back to bed I go! 💤
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  Lefthook23 used to punch like a girl. Till I taught them the old one two 👊👊 I'm so good at TW nick comes to me and thanks me for playing. I'm so good at turf wars I made Shaggly razors blunt. I gave Fluke his name, after he narrowly avoided me kicking his tw arse. I inspire all of Vadan's T-shirts. Twfc was actually my idea. 
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  Nick should make Mr Big Cats name red for letting turf wars nap like it hasn't ever before. With saying that, good night. 
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  Mr. Big Cat would be one of the awsomest pets ever. He'd always let you sleep. 
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  Didn't read thread but like num 2 after that gave up. 
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  Morgan Freeman wrote: I was originally cast to play Red in Shawshank Redemption but thought it would effect my TW career so I told then to give it to Morgan FreemanMr. Big Cat would be one of the awsomest pets ever. He'd always let you sleep. 
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  badmrfrosty wrote: I stopped you reading the thread, you can't handle this thread. You should leave this threadDidn't read thread but like num 2 after that gave up. 
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  👊4real👊 used to be called 👊occasionallytruthful👊 till I bitch slapped them with some truth 
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  Is this like a roast? Roast me next! 
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  You just made my night. 👏👏👏 
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  Haha!!! I don't care what anyone says, Mr Big Cat...you're a definitely a funny cat. 
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  gad-E wrote: I think he's more of a big pussy;) Ur awesomeHaha!!! I don't care what anyone says, Mr Big Cat...you're a definitely a funny cat. 
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  Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote: Jeff Newton has 🍆 in his name to remind him that if he ever were to step up against Me That something similar would be going where the sun don't shineIs this like a roast? Roast me next! 
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  Is this the return oh saviour of the yawn? 
 Did the land if the siesta teach you well?
 Yawneth be praised 👊💤
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  Dr. Seuss wrote: Dr. Suess is actually a nurse.You just made my night. 👏👏👏 
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  🚕💨🚨🚨🚨™ wrote: I'm in all three of those cop cars chasing the crappy yellow ford fiesta. I will catch u, and when I do there will be police brutality .... 🔫gad-E wrote: I think he's more of a big pussy;) Ur awesomeHaha!!! I don't care what anyone says, Mr Big Cat...you're a definitely a funny cat. 
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  Mr Big Cat wrote: I expected a better insult...Dr. Seuss wrote: Dr. Suess is actually a nurse.You just made my night. 👏👏👏 
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  Mr Big Cat wrote: 😹🚕💨🚨🚨🚨™ wrote: I'm in all three of those cop cars chasing the crappy yellow ford fiesta. I will catch u, and when I do there will be police brutality .... 🔫gad-E wrote: I think he's more of a big pussy;) Ur awesomeHaha!!! I don't care what anyone says, Mr Big Cat...you're a definitely a funny cat. 
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