Here's a few reasons why I am te greatest player of TW ... EVER
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
I could've sworn mystery is a girl ๐Bella Asked me out (twice) - I don't mix business and pleasure.
I'm so good at turf wars RandomBloke isn't random to me. Infact RB isn't even a bloke.
I'm so good at turf wars u only have your capo cause I gave it to you.
I fully understand Mystery. Infact there is no mystery. He is just part of your TW imagination.
The 11โฃUpโฌ thread was actually my idea. I'm just to modest to admit.
I'm so good at turf wars Chuck Norris sent me a friend request on Facebook
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What a stoopid post. Like Cat has to even justify being the greatest mobster on this game. Pffft.
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randombloke wrote:
Goes without sayingWhat a stoopid post. Like Cat has to even justify being the greatest mobster on this game. Pffft.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Your cancer?ฮะธัะuะผะฒBฮฑsัฮฑัโซ wrote:
Onethumbastard used to have two thumbs... Then he got in my way ๐Yawn.โฆ๐ค
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Or just "The".๐ฃใ โ สสโโ ใฦ๐ซ wrote:
Without me "TheMan" would just be know as "some geezer"Mr big cat is the 1% that lithe man lost to.
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vishbume wrote:
El Gato GrandeA true legend and brilliant neighbour. Huzza Mr.Big Cat.
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beasty wrote:
It's hard to to do at times but these fools just need telling. Too many haters!randombloke wrote:
Goes without sayingWhat a stoopid post. Like Cat has to even justify being the greatest mobster on this game. Pffft.
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PIP PIPS SON. wrote:
I know people that know peopleMr Big Cat wrote:
Your cancer?ฮะธัะuะผะฒBฮฑsัฮฑัโซ wrote:
Onethumbastard used to have two thumbs... Then he got in my way ๐Yawn.โฆ๐ค
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I got so fed up with people mobbing up that I single handidly brought about turf wars DB's fall from grace
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
you even gave Ickle Mobster a rancid japseyeNot that I like to blow my own horn but ๐บ๐บ๐บ toot toot...
1) I take down my enemies so hard they retire / reset. Britfury, killer, Big Hank, smasher35... The list is endless!!!...
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randombloke wrote:
I made Ickle become Ickle... He was reasonably sized mobster before he met me ๐ฒMr Big Cat wrote:
you even gave Ickle Mobster a rancid japseyeNot that I like to blow my own horn but ๐บ๐บ๐บ toot toot...
1) I take down my enemies so hard they retire / reset. Britfury, killer, Big Hank, smasher35... The list is endless!!!...
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Are you the best TW player because you can spell the word "the" ?
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Haha this post made my day ๐น๐น
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Mr Big Cat ๐please let me play again im sorry๐ i will do as im told this time. Im getting so bored not spending shit loads of money and time on this app ๐ฟ please BC
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Mr Big Cat was given three letters and told to use words beginning with them for his name. He decided on 'Mr Big Crap' but made a typo when entering the letters, and didn't notice until after he'd pressed enter. Not that it matters, now that he's the best turfwars player ๐๐โ
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Candyman77 wrote:
I'm so good at turf wars I don't even need to spell correctly for the people to understand me!!!Are you the best TW player because you can spell the word "the" ?
Not only the greatest player ever but also the people's champ
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smasher35 wrote:
Now now Smasher, u know that u must remain on the naughty step until I say u can play again. U will just have to spend your hard earned cash on other things rather than a game on your iPhone!Mr Big Cat ๐please let me play again im sorry๐ i will do as im told this time. Im getting so bored not spending shit loads of money and time on this app ๐ฟ please BC
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โ Aโ โ ฯฎuฦฆฦโณโ wrote:
๐๐๐Mr Big Cat was given three letters and told to use words beginning with them for his name. He decided on 'Mr Big Crap' but made a typo when entering the letters, and didn't notice until after he'd pressed enter. Not that it matters, now that he's the best turfwars player ๐๐โ
I once added Turfa to my mob just to delete them - true story
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
๐๐๐ Fab thread!! I would say "do me," but obv I fear "The" eggplant.โก โโโฆโกโโโโ โก wrote:
I'm so good at TW I put little circles around each letter in Lawrence's name. He doesn't want them there but I told him to deal with it.Mr Big Cat aw man I missed you and your humour!
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Ha ha.... Absolute gold.... ๐๐๐
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Well I think ure full of crap u REALLY think u made them reset ??? ๐น๐น๐นlmfao they never reset because of u ๐น๐นNot that I like to blow my own horn but ๐บ๐บ๐บ toot toot...
1) I take down my enemies so hard they retire / reset. Britfury, killer, Big Hank, smasher35... The list is endless!!!
2) I do this all single handidly without the need of any other mobster...
3) I run the most successful and influential secret alliance in TW. So secret, u will never know it exists.
4) I united enemies under the banner of yawn... For your sleeping pleasure.
5) my mob is actually 50,000.
6) Swagger is my mule account.
.... I could go on.... Easily.
You are all in the presence of greatness.
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YOU wrote:
But hey it's nice to dream loolMr Big Cat wrote:
Well I think ure full of crap u REALLY think u made them reset ??? ๐น๐น๐นlmfao they never reset because of u ๐น๐นNot that I like to blow my own horn but ๐บ๐บ๐บ toot toot...
1) I take down my enemies so hard they retire / reset. Britfury, killer, Big Hank, smasher35... The list is endless!!!
2) I do this all single handidly without the need of any other mobster...
3) I run the most successful and influential secret alliance in TW. So secret, u will never know it exists.
4) I united enemies under the banner of yawn... For your sleeping pleasure.
5) my mob is actually 50,000.
6) Swagger is my mule account.
.... I could go on.... Easily.
You are all in the presence of greatness.
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Back stabber tried to get me but he soon realised... I have no back. I'm so good at turf wars I have two fronts!
Ps. Do your research, this is all factually correct. In fact...
I'm being modest
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โ๐ฅ๐Ultra๐๐ฅโ wrote:
Ultra I could never say anything ba about u... But remember if u want to be a true great player, like my good self, u will need to mob up... A mob of your size could easily be blown away by my superior tactical skillsMr Big Cat wrote:
๐๐๐ Fab thread!! I would say "do me," but obv I fear "The" eggplant.โก โโโฆโกโโโโ โก wrote:
I'm so good at TW I put little circles around each letter in Lawrence's name. He doesn't want them there but I told him to deal with it.Mr Big Cat aw man I missed you and your humour!
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Modest ! Yes I think ure right I think everyone should go wipe u out then c how modest u r then lmfaoBack stabber tried to get me but he soon realised... I have no back. I'm so good at turf wars I have two fronts!
Ps. Do your research, this is all factually correct. In fact...
I'm being modest
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Sorry but I'm a little confused..... U r claiming to be the best player on here yet in the 2 years I have been playing this game I have never heard of u .... Mr Big Cat ????? Who the F##k r u ??
Made smasher and britfury reset ???ha ha Really ??? Don't think so ! ure just a simple mule that's been sold on the black Market and now some loud mouth who wants to make trouble is using Mr LITTLE PUSSY. Good luck๐๐ ye ha ! Saddle up ! Billy ! ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ -
Billy the Kid 1 wrote:
Would you take a pill dude, it's all in good fun. Ain't nobody claiming nothing but a laugh..Sorry but I'm a little confused..... U r claiming to be the best player on here yet in the 2 years I have been playing this game I have never heard of u .... Mr Big Cat ????? Who the F##k r u ??
Made smasher and britfury reset ???ha ha Really ??? Don't think so ! ure just a simple mule that's been sold on the black Market and now some loud mouth who wants to make trouble is using Mr LITTLE PUSSY. Good luck๐๐ ye ha ! Saddle up ! Billy ! ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
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Bruenor wrote:
+1 bout the chill pill. Hmm ... What the heck. +1 to the rest as well lol.Billy the Kid 1 wrote:
Would you take a pill dude, it's all in good fun. Ain't nobody claiming nothing but a laugh..Sorry but I'm a little confused..... U r claiming to be the best player on here yet in the 2 years I have been playing this game I have never heard of u .... Mr Big Cat ????? Who the F##k r u ??
Made smasher and britfury reset ???ha ha Really ??? Don't think so ! ure just a simple mule that's been sold on the black Market and now some loud mouth who wants to make trouble is using Mr LITTLE PUSSY. Good luck๐๐ ye ha ! Saddle up ! Billy ! ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
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I almost dont believe that Mr Big Cat. I just woke up with a yawn and went straight into the forum and read this. You really do have secret powers! Anyway, back to bed, Yawn....๐ค
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Billy the Kid 1 wrote:
I gave Billy the kid the inspiration to use so many question marks. In my two years on turf wars I have never seen someone use them like billy, have you?????????? But in fairness they are pretty and billy likes pretty things. Or so I've heard?????Sorry but I'm a little confused..... U r claiming to be the best player on here yet in the 2 years I have been playing this game I have never heard of u .... Mr Big Cat ????? Who the F##k r u ??
Made smasher and britfury reset ???ha ha Really ??? Don't think so ! ure just a simple mule that's been sold on the black Market and now some loud mouth who wants to make trouble is using Mr LITTLE PUSSY. Good luck๐๐ ye ha ! Saddle up ! Billy ! ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
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