😳Did You Know That Tweek …
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  … is, in reality, a Petty Officer in the Royal Canadian Navy? I know what you are thinking: Canada has a Navy? Who knew? 
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  Who you calling petty, ya thumbless bastard! 
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  Tweek wrote: I am not thumbless! Just thumb challenged you bigoted pile of gruntnuggets!Who you calling petty, ya thumbless bastard! 
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  I bet tweek only went to south korea to get a refund on his mail order bride. 
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  ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote: Laughing... Too... Hard... To.... Think....Tweek wrote: I am not thumbless! Just thumb challenged you bigoted pile of gruntnuggets!Who you calling petty, ya thumbless bastard! 
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  Darth Vadan™ wrote: Whoa. My non mail order wife plays this. Don't make her mad, she will kick both of our asses.I bet tweek only went to south korea to get a refund on his mail order bride. 
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  Tweek wrote: You do realise you just admitted to having a mail order bride, also. 😲Darth Vadan™ wrote: Whoa. My non mail order wife plays this. Don't make her mad, she will kick both of our asses.I bet tweek only went to south korea to get a refund on his mail order bride. 
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  Darth Vadan™ wrote: Oh ho ho ho. You shiesty son of a bitch.Tweek wrote: You do realise you just admitted to having a mail order bride, also. 😲Darth Vadan™ wrote: Whoa. My non mail order wife plays this. Don't make her mad, she will kick both of our asses.I bet tweek only went to south korea to get a refund on his mail order bride. 
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  Then he saw a whiffle ball bat. Then he saw a spatula 
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  But seriously, we do have a couple of canoes. Ever canoed to Korea? It's not as easy as it sounds. 
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  The Canadian Armor division is a few mountain bikes with sling shots mounted on the handlebars. Pea shooters for heavy weapons. 
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  This thread is comedy already. 👍👌👌 
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  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote: This is intended to be serious you flaming pus knuckle!This thread is comedy already. 👍👌👌 
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  ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote: Grimm, don't listen to him. He's nothing but a corpulent ninnyhammer spouting subterfuge.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote: This is intended to be serious you flaming pus knuckle!This thread is comedy already. 👍👌👌 
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  God save the queen 🇬🇧🍁🇬🇧 
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  💢GOL♜ATH💢 wrote: From what? OT's other thumb? 👍👌😖God save the queen 🇬🇧🍁🇬🇧 
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  ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote: Don't be mad cause I have both my thumbs. 👍👍 here I have a spare 👍Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote: This is intended to be serious you flaming pus knuckle!This thread is comedy already. 👍👌👌 
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  Tweek wrote: Oh shit I thought his name was GIMP. Would have made sense as to why you're backing him tweet.ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote: Grimm, don't listen to him. He's nothing but a corpulent ninnyhammer spouting subterfuge.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote: This is intended to be serious you flaming pus knuckle!This thread is comedy already. 👍👌👌 
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  Darth Vadan™ wrote: Yes, I look forward to the day my thumb reeks of 🇬🇧Queen🇬🇧!💢GOL♜ATH💢 wrote: From what? OT's other thumb? 👍👌😖God save the queen 🇬🇧🍁🇬🇧 
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  Darth Vadan™ wrote: I am not offended by anyone who calls a Popsicle "cold on the cob"Tweek wrote: Oh shit I thought his name was GIMP. Would have made sense as to why you're backing him tweet.ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote: Grimm, don't listen to him. He's nothing but a corpulent ninnyhammer spouting subterfuge.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote: This is intended to be serious you flaming pus knuckle!This thread is comedy already. 👍👌👌 
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  Darth Vadan™ wrote: Oh man that's messed up. But still hilarious nonethelessTweek wrote: Oh shit I thought his name was GIMP. Would have made sense as to why you're backing him tweet.ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote: Grimm, don't listen to him. He's nothing but a corpulent ninnyhammer spouting subterfuge.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote: This is intended to be serious you flaming pus knuckle!This thread is comedy already. 👍👌👌 
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  papabear72 wrote: Funny guy... Ha ha.... What is the nearest airport to you my friend?The Canadian Armor division is a few mountain bikes with sling shots mounted on the handlebars. Pea shooters for heavy weapons. 
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  🍁iamcanadian🍁 wrote: Good thing you're not Canadian, I'd be pissed. Oh.papabear72 wrote: Funny guy... Ha ha.... What is the nearest airport to you my friend?The Canadian Armor division is a few mountain bikes with sling shots mounted on the handlebars. Pea shooters for heavy weapons. 
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  🍁iamcanadian🍁 wrote: Don't worry about Z here. He was actually born and raised in Portugal.papabear72 wrote: Funny guy... Ha ha.... What is the nearest airport to you my friend?The Canadian Armor division is a few mountain bikes with sling shots mounted on the handlebars. Pea shooters for heavy weapons. 
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  Tweek your wife wants to know if you prefer a 👍 or a 👟 up your @$$ for 1. Having a mail order bride floating around out there 
 2. For getting off the phone to go to "sleep" but getting caught on here afterwards 😱
 3. The third will be PM'd and it's not good 😘
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  osugirl024 wrote: See? What did I tell ya!Tweek your wife wants to know if you prefer a 👍 or a 👟 up your @$$ for 1. Having a mail order bride floating around out there 
 2. For getting off the phone to go to "sleep" but getting caught on here afterwards 😱
 3. The third will be PM'd and it's not good 😘
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  osugirl024 wrote: You mean someone hacked into Tweek's account and posted all this stuff after he went to sleep?😱Tweek your wife wants to know if you prefer a 👍 or a 👟 up your @$$ for 1. Having a mail order bride floating around out there 
 2. For getting off the phone to go to "sleep" but getting caught on here afterwards 😱
 3. The third will be PM'd and it's not good 😘
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  Tweek wrote: So it's a flip between OT's thumb or Haleys shoe. Hmmm. Is he allowed to phone a friend 50/50?osugirl024 wrote: See? What did I tell ya!Tweek your wife wants to know if you prefer a 👍 or a 👟 up your @$$ for 1. Having a mail order bride floating around out there 
 2. For getting off the phone to go to "sleep" but getting caught on here afterwards 😱
 3. The third will be PM'd and it's not good 😘
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  ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote: Yeah, I guess I should give him his iPad back.osugirl024 wrote: You mean someone hacked into Tweek's account and posted all this stuff after he went to sleep?😱Tweek your wife wants to know if you prefer a 👍 or a 👟 up your @$$ for 1. Having a mail order bride floating around out there 
 2. For getting off the phone to go to "sleep" but getting caught on here afterwards 😱
 3. The third will be PM'd and it's not good 😘
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  Let me get the pop corn looks interesting lol 
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  Darth Vadan™ wrote: He can't phone a friend because his phone has been cut off.. The wifey pays the bills!Tweek wrote: So it's a flip between OT's thumb or Haleys shoe. Hmmm. Is he allowed to phone a friend 50/50?osugirl024 wrote: See? What did I tell ya!Tweek your wife wants to know if you prefer a 👍 or a 👟 up your @$$ for 1. Having a mail order bride floating around out there 
 2. For getting off the phone to go to "sleep" but getting caught on here afterwards 😱
 3. The third will be PM'd and it's not good 😘
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