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It's vadan's fault. He said that I smelled like chrysanthemums and that there was never a good sports team named the cowboys. I tried to tell him that only applied to the professional level of sports, but nooooo, he wasn't having it,
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osugirl024 wrote:
I'm gonna cap a turf from you. 😝Darth Vadan™ wrote:
He can't phone a friend because his phone has been cut off.. The wifey pays the bills!Tweek wrote:
So it's a flip between OT's thumb or Haleys shoe. Hmmm. Is he allowed to phone a friend 50/50?osugirl024 wrote:
See? What did I tell ya!Tweek your wife wants to know if you prefer a 👍 or a 👟 up your @$$ for
1. Having a mail order bride floating around out there
2. For getting off the phone to go to "sleep" but getting caught on here afterwards 😱
3. The third will be PM'd and it's not good 😘 -
Tweek wrote:
Which wife?! Is that why you want a refund tweet?!osugirl024 wrote:
I'm gonna cap a turf from you. 😝Darth Vadan™ wrote:
He can't phone a friend because his phone has been cut off.. The wifey pays the bills!Tweek wrote:
So it's a flip between OT's thumb or Haleys shoe. Hmmm. Is he allowed to phone a friend 50/50?osugirl024 wrote:
See? What did I tell ya!Tweek your wife wants to know if you prefer a 👍 or a 👟 up your @$$ for
1. Having a mail order bride floating around out there
2. For getting off the phone to go to "sleep" but getting caught on here afterwards 😱
3. The third will be PM'd and it's not good 😘 -
Darth Vadan™ wrote:
Not pissed, just looking for new targets... In the words of my friend The Smoke monster, knock knock....🍁iamcanadian🍁 wrote:
Good thing you're not Canadian, I'd be pissed. Oh.papabear72 wrote:
Funny guy... Ha ha.... What is the nearest airport to you my friend?The Canadian Armor division is a few mountain bikes with sling shots mounted on the handlebars. Pea shooters for heavy weapons.
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💢GOL♜ATH💢 wrote:
😥 is she in OTB's pants too?God save the queen 🇬🇧🍁🇬🇧
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Tweek wrote:
Do it and I'll cap your @$$ in RL ... And you do smell like chrysanthemums!!osugirl024 wrote:
I'm gonna cap a turf from you. 😝Darth Vadan™ wrote:
He can't phone a friend because his phone has been cut off.. The wifey pays the bills!Tweek wrote:
So it's a flip between OT's thumb or Haleys shoe. Hmmm. Is he allowed to phone a friend 50/50?osugirl024 wrote:
See? What did I tell ya!Tweek your wife wants to know if you prefer a 👍 or a 👟 up your @$$ for
1. Having a mail order bride floating around out there
2. For getting off the phone to go to "sleep" but getting caught on here afterwards 😱
3. The third will be PM'd and it's not good 😘 -
Already done. Hello pokes3
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🍁iamcanadian🍁 wrote:
What, who's there? 😳Darth Vadan™ wrote:
Not pissed, just looking for new targets... In the words of my friend The Smoke monster, knock knock....🍁iamcanadian🍁 wrote:
Good thing you're not Canadian, I'd be pissed. Oh.papabear72 wrote:
Funny guy... Ha ha.... What is the nearest airport to you my friend?The Canadian Armor division is a few mountain bikes with sling shots mounted on the handlebars. Pea shooters for heavy weapons.
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Tweek wrote:
You better phone a friend cause the wife will no longer be answering ...and even if you take my turf everyone knows its communal property so it's still mine 😉Already done. Hello pokes3
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osugirl024 wrote:
I don't even know what that means.Tweek wrote:
You better phone a friend cause the wife will no longer be answering ...and even if you take my turf everyone knows its communal property so it's still mine 😉Already done. Hello pokes3
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osugirl024 wrote:
Hey Tweek, is this your wife? She has spunk.Tweek wrote:
You better phone a friend cause the wife will no longer be answering ...and even if you take my turf everyone knows its communal property so it's still mine 😉Already done. Hello pokes3
I hate spunk!
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osugirl024 wrote:
Bet you regret not signing that prenup. Sad face.Tweek wrote:
You better phone a friend cause the wife will no longer be answering ...and even if you take my turf everyone knows its communal property so it's still mine 😉Already done. Hello pokes3
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ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote:
She does have some spunk!osugirl024 wrote:
Hey Tweek, is this your wife? She has spunk.Tweek wrote:
You better phone a friend cause the wife will no longer be answering ...and even if you take my turf everyone knows its communal property so it's still mine 😉Already done. Hello pokes3
I hate spunk!
And I have a capo!
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ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote:
You hate women?? What...osugirl024 wrote:
Hey Tweek, is this your wife? She has spunk.Tweek wrote:
You better phone a friend cause the wife will no longer be answering ...and even if you take my turf everyone knows its communal property so it's still mine 😉Already done. Hello pokes3
I hate spunk!
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Vadan.. He can't afford to return any wifes... He would actually have to cook an clean for himself!
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osugirl024 wrote:
Nah, I love women. In fact, in the next life I'm returnIng as a lesbian so I can still love women and play golf from the red tees!⛳ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote:
You hate women?? What...osugirl024 wrote:
Hey Tweek, is this your wife? She has spunk.Tweek wrote:
You better phone a friend cause the wife will no longer be answering ...and even if you take my turf everyone knows its communal property so it's still mine 😉Already done. Hello pokes3
I hate spunk!
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osugirl024 wrote:
Damn... Take your capo back... I don't want it anymore! LolVadan.. He can't afford to return any wifes... He would actually have to cook an clean for himself!
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Darth Vadan™ wrote:
osugirl024 wrote:
Bet you regret not signing that prenup. Sad face.Tweek wrote:
You better phone a friend cause the wife will no longer be answering ...and even if you take my turf everyone knows its communal property so it's still mine 😉Already done. Hello pokes3
She gets half your turfs and mob in the settlement.
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Tweek wrote:
Too late now tweek, she has her whip out. Run like Forrest Gump.osugirl024 wrote:
Damn... Take your capo back... I don't want it anymore! LolVadan.. He can't afford to return any wifes... He would actually have to cook an clean for himself!
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ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote:
In my next life I'm returning as a male so I can lay around playing TW all day while my wife does everything 👍osugirl024 wrote:
Nah, I love women. In fact, in the next life I'm returnIng as a lesbian so I can still love women and play golf from the red tees!⛳ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote:
You hate women?? What...osugirl024 wrote:
Hey Tweek, is this your wife? She has spunk.Tweek wrote:
You better phone a friend cause the wife will no longer be answering ...and even if you take my turf everyone knows its communal property so it's still mine 😉Already done. Hello pokes3
I hate spunk!
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Darth Vadan™ wrote:
You can run but you can't hiiiiiiiiide!! *insert evil laugh*Tweek wrote:
Too late now tweek, she has her whip out. Run like Forrest Gump.osugirl024 wrote:
Damn... Take your capo back... I don't want it anymore! LolVadan.. He can't afford to return any wifes... He would actually have to cook an clean for himself!
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Darth Vadan™ wrote:
Oh my Lordy he did he did admit there's a shocker I'm seriousTweek wrote:
You do realise you just admitted to having a mail order bride, also. 😲Darth Vadan™ wrote:
Whoa. My non mail order wife plays this. Don't make her mad, she will kick both of our asses.I bet tweek only went to south korea to get a refund on his mail order bride.
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ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote:
I love it! Just not in the hair, not in the eyes. 👍osugirl024 wrote:
Hey Tweek, is this your wife? She has spunk.Tweek wrote:
You better phone a friend cause the wife will no longer be answering ...and even if you take my turf everyone knows its communal property so it's still mine 😉Already done. Hello pokes3
I hate spunk!
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Is a dirty lowdown monkey with a wig on
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🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
😳ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote:
I love it! Just not in the hair, not in the eyes. 👍osugirl024 wrote:
Hey Tweek, is this your wife? She has spunk.Tweek wrote:
You better phone a friend cause the wife will no longer be answering ...and even if you take my turf everyone knows its communal property so it's still mine 😉Already done. Hello pokes3
I hate spunk!
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Mormon Mobster wrote:
bahahahaThen he saw a whiffle ball bat. Then he saw a spatula
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41Fivin' wrote:
oh im filled with joyDarth Vadan™ wrote:
osugirl024 wrote:
Bet you regret not signing that prenup. Sad face.
Tweek wrote:
You better phone a friend cause the wife will no longer be answering ...and even if you take my turf everyone knows its communal property so it's still mine 😉Already done. Hello pokes3
She gets half your turfs and mob in the settlement.
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