Yo mama!
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Ok whoever has the best yo mama joke wins
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Yo mama's like a hardware store: ten cents a screw!
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To mamas like a vacuum cleaner: she sucks and blows.
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Yo mamas like a public bus. Everybody rides her.
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Bordy wrote:
best oneTo mamas like a vacuum cleaner: she sucks and blows.
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Yo mamma so ugly they press her face into dough to make gorrilla cookies
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Yo mamas like a community college. She let's everyone in her.
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Grimjaow wrote:
best one🌟Yo mamas like a community college. She let's everyone in her.
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Yo mama is so big her prom picture was a satellite shot.
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Grimjaow wrote:
best one🌟🌟Yo mamas like a public bus. Everybody rides her.
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Get off my mama. I got off yours!!!
Boo ya! -
Person with the most stars is winning
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I am yo momma
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Ya mamas so fat when she walks her booty claps
Ya mamas like a tv even a 2 yearold can turn her on
Ya mama so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper ( who got a VCR anymore? )
Ya mama so fat I told her it was chili out she ran grabd a bowl n spoon
Ya mama so fat she brang her pants to the dry cleaners, they said they don't do curtains
Ya mamas like a big mac, Fatt, Juicy, n worth 2 bucks -
Yo mama so fat you have to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
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scars murda wrote:
No i amI am yo momma
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Yo mama's like a shotgun, two cocks and she's loaded
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Bordy wrote:
then gets laid in the closet?To mamas like a vacuum cleaner: she sucks and blows.
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Yo mamma so stupid she can't spell m'n'm
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O-Dogg wrote:
🌟🌟🌟Ya mamas like a big mac, Fatt, Juicy, n worth 2 bucks
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yomama1064 wrote:
🌟🌟🌟🌟Yo mama's like a shotgun, two cocks and she's loaded
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Yo mamas house is so small she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
It's also so small that I threw a rock through the window and hit everyone inside.
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Ya mama so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid
Ya mama so dumb she tho taco bell was a Mexican phone co.
Ya mama so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 mins -
⏩Yo mama is so nasty!
After suckin on ur daddy's dick, she goes to ur room an kisses u goodnite! -
Yo mama so fat she has to iron he pants on the driveway.
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Mr. Linderman wrote:
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟Bordy wrote:
then gets laid in the closet?To mamas like a vacuum cleaner: she sucks and blows.
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Yo mamma bleeds bacon grease
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scars murda wrote:
💢Yo mamma bleeds bacon grease
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💢s are negative marks the person with the most is yo mama
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Current winner: mr. Linderman (🌟5)
Current loser: scars murda
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Yo mamas so ghetto when her water broke cool-aid came out.
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