Yo mama!
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Yo mamas so black she got marked absent when she went to night school.
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Yo mamas so fat that when she walked across the tv, i missed the whole series!!
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Yo mama so fat her picthure was heavy
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Yo mamas so stupid she got ran over by a parked car.
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Yo mamma so ugly she looks like psi rotflmao😹😹😹
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Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone.
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Defend Hawaii wrote:
💢💢Yo mama so fat her picthure was heavy
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Yo mamma so fat. When she jumped into th air she got stuck.
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Yo mamma so fat. When she walks down the street in a yellow rain coat people call out 'Taxi!'🏨🚕
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Yo mamma so fat i bunt my ass on the light bulb when Fucking her
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Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground...and missed
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•Your mum is so fat not even dora can explore her!
•Your mum Is so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck!
•Your mum Is so dumb she failed a blood test!
•Your mum is so old I told her to act her age and she died! -
Yo mama is so ugly she got arrested for looking out the window
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Yo mama so ugly, her parents dropped her off at school and got charged with littering.
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Yo mama so stupid she exchanged her car for petrol/gas/fuel money
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Yo mama so stupid she sat on the television and watched the couch/sofa
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Nailz 6025 wrote:
🌟6Yo mamma so fat. When she jumped into th air she got stuck.
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Yo mama so ugly she was mistaken for a gargoile and was pinned on a castle for 3 years untill the soldiers complained about the veiw
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Nailz 6025 is the one to beat he got 6 stars
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Yo mama is so fat, she puts mayonaise on her aspirin
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Up mama is so dumb, she climbs over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
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\/0L©Ø/\/\™ wrote:
🌟7Yo mama is so fat, she puts mayonaise on her aspirin
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\/0L©Ø/\/\™ wrote:
🌟8Up mama is so dumb, she climbs over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
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Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to a super bowl
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\/0L©Ø/\/\™ wrote:
💢💢💢Yo mamas like a comedy: Everyone laughs at her
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Yo mamas so fat: that when she steps on a penny a booger pops out of Abraham Lincoln's nose.
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Ya mama so stupid! She had u!
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If yo momma was a road sign she'd say "open trench."
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Yo mama so fat her blood type is gravy.
Yo mama so fat I took a christmas picture of her, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so dumb she heard it was chili outside and grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama so old she breast feeds powdered milk.
Yo mama so old the key on ben franklin's kite was the key to her apartment.
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Maxwell wrote:
🌟9Yo mama so old the key on ben franklin's kite was the key to her apartment.
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