Looking to adopt a noob
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Vadan has a pet noob and I want one too. Be my pet noob and I'll feed you every day
I'll teach you tricks and tie pretty bows around you and give you awesome belly rubs -
Weird, but I shall volunteer!
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Me me choose me
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⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
Dibs!!!Vadan has a pet noob and I want one too. Be my pet noob and I'll feed you every day
I'll teach you tricks and tie pretty bows around you and give you awesome belly rubs -
I VOLUNTEER AS WELL
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I'll be your Doug.. Oops I mean noob...
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Belial...how would it feel to have Add:Cow as a noob?...
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⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
Vadan has a pet noob and I want one too. Be my pet noob and I'll feed you every day
I'll teach you tricks and tie pretty bows around you and give you awesome belly rubs
Me... I want to be you noob i bow b4 you my verry strong person who i am being a noob 4 and i give you my soul!!! -
I will be your pet!!! I'm so much like a n00b my name is noob
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⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
May the fluff be with you.Vadan has a pet noob and I want one too. Be my pet noob and I'll feed you every day
I'll teach you tricks and tie pretty bows around you and give you awesome belly rubs -
Im just in it for the belly rubs
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Pick me✋
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Me we did the "a" "b" message thing lol
From pal??? Single letter messages?? -
I'll be the best pet noob anyone could ask for
Here's why:
I obey every command
I consider myself a noob, because I can't mob up
I am very clean
I already took all my shots -
Fat Raymond wrote:
I conciter myself a noon because of everything he just said exept better...or worce depending on how u look at it...I'll be the best pet noob anyone could ask for
Here's why:
I obey every command
I consider myself a noob, because I can't mob up
I am very clean
I already took all my shots -
I also used to be abused by my owners, and I don't have a family, and now the Humane Society is trying to find me a new home:(
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Sarah McLachlan sings songs about how much of a noob i am
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I won't drag my ass across the floor while I scoot forward with my legs...
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You guys do realise belial is gonna shove a ball in your mouth, tie you up and sacrifice you to his higher calling right? Just saying.
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I'm a homeless noob looking for adoption
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🙋 I volunteer
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⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
Alright. This officially just got creepy!Vadan has a pet noob and I want one too. Be my pet noob and I'll feed you every day
I'll teach you tricks and tie pretty bows around you and give you awesome belly rubs -
I'm an abused noob look for a owner.
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Darth Vadan™ wrote:
Im very sure most people here were joking.You guys do realise belial is gonna shove a ball in your mouth, tie you up and sacrifice you to his higher calling right? Just saying.
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My Axe is sharp, and comes in handy during a troll or zombie invasion.... I think you'll realize I'm the obvious choice.
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P.S. 😏*pick me,💐🍻🎂👑* -
I want a belly run, Mr. B. and I'm loyal 😍
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Lol rub*
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
I'm not...Darth Vadan™ wrote:
Im very sure most people here were joking.You guys do realise belial is gonna shove a ball in your mouth, tie you up and sacrifice you to his higher calling right? Just saying.
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ME ME ME!!
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
I wasnt kidding... This just got akward...😼Darth Vadan™ wrote:
Im very sure most people here were joking.You guys do realise belial is gonna shove a ball in your mouth, tie you up and sacrifice you to his higher calling right? Just saying.
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Jim Dirt (Add A1) wrote:
You know you want a belly rub⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
Alright. This officially just got creepy!Vadan has a pet noob and I want one too. Be my pet noob and I'll feed you every day
I'll teach you tricks and tie pretty bows around you and give you awesome belly rubs
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