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Looking to adopt a noob

• the Anarchist Jan 31, 2012

  me? 😥😥
• 〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 Jan 31, 2012

  ⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:

  Vadan has a pet noob and I want one too. Be my pet noob and I'll feed you every day
  I'll teach you tricks and tie pretty bows around you and give you awesome belly rubs
  

  I'm taking a different approach than the rest of these begging noobs.. What's the first trick you would teach? I may already know how to do it and more ... I'm smarter than the average noob. My spelling proves it 😁
• spacetoast Jan 31, 2012

  I'm partly trained already, I wont pee on your rug
• Fat Ray's ghost Jan 31, 2012

  spacetoast wrote:

  I'm partly trained already, I wont pee on your rug
  

  I am potty trained.. ever since my old family whipped me for peeing on their carpets:(
• []V[] \\// []D™ Jan 31, 2012

  Im pre-trained!!!! But just in case i have my pull-ups... Im capo of 3 cities tho!!!
• Joshua James Jan 31, 2012

  I can has belly rub?
• 〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 Jan 31, 2012

  Joshua James wrote:

  I can has belly rub?
  

  See point proven ... Lol
• Add Sooner Jan 31, 2012

  If I were to be a pet noob, I'd pick someone entertaining as my owner. B would be a good choice. Or tweek. Or OTB. Just sayin.
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jan 31, 2012

  Guess what. I don't need you anymore. I adopted my own Noob, so 😝 to you
• []V[] \\// []D™ Jan 31, 2012

  I always wanted 2 b a pet noob... Me want tummy wub fwum master... E PLURIBUS UNUM!!!!! Omg get the holy water he's speaking hellspeak (latin lol)... C i can recite lines from tv shows... Im smarter than the averadge bear (oops i mean noob)
• spacetoast Jan 31, 2012

  Fat Raymond wrote:

  spacetoast wrote:

  I'm partly trained already, I wont pee on your rug
  

  I am potty trained.. ever since my old family whipped me for peeing on their carpets:(

  I can site and stay on a fat 84 instead of capping it , some old man whipped me for that
• Ieatlittleboys Jan 31, 2012

  You scare me. I have nightmares of you violating my pets. Stay away from my tummy. 😖
• J DཔB།TY D།ZZ༨E Jan 31, 2012

  Ғʟuƒƒ ϻA͜ՏϮeʀ wrote:

  ⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:

  Vadan has a pet noob and I want one too. Be my pet noob and I'll feed you every day
  I'll teach you tricks and tie pretty bows around you and give you awesome belly rubs
  

  Dibs!!!

  I say pick fluff master. It sounds like a happy ending for sure✊✊✊
• Red viper Jan 31, 2012

  Me pick me i decline invites, begg for more mob and capp inactives and i put defence upgrades on turf
• MickTheMole Jan 31, 2012

  I guess I'll walk the streets eating McDonalds wrappers and bricks. Atleast I will have my large shipping box to come home to. 😭
• Fat Ray's ghost Jan 31, 2012

  spacetoast wrote:

  Fat Raymond wrote:

  spacetoast wrote:

  I'm partly trained already, I wont pee on your rug
  

  I am potty trained.. ever since my old family whipped me for peeing on their carpets:(

  I can site and stay on a fat 84 instead of capping it , some old man whipped me for that

  Once my previous owners taxed me, and occasionally beat me with a belt, and almost starved me to death.
• spacetoast Jan 31, 2012

  Fat Raymond wrote:

  spacetoast wrote:

  Fat Raymond wrote:

  spacetoast wrote:

  I'm partly trained already, I wont pee on your rug
  

  I am potty trained.. ever since my old family whipped me for peeing on their carpets:(

  I can site and stay on a fat 84 instead of capping it , some old man whipped me for that

  Once my previous owners taxed me, and occasionally beat me with a belt, and almost starved me to death.

  I ate off 19.2k turfs for a month cause I had no previous owner and spent 15 skill points on Att/def
• juventus1 Jan 31, 2012

  I'm up for that😺
• Fat Ray's ghost Jan 31, 2012

  spacetoast wrote:

  Fat Raymond wrote:

  spacetoast wrote:

  Fat Raymond wrote:

  spacetoast wrote:

  I'm partly trained already, I wont pee on your rug
  

  I am potty trained.. ever since my old family whipped me for peeing on their carpets:(

  I can site and stay on a fat 84 instead of capping it , some old man whipped me for that

  Once my previous owners taxed me, and occasionally beat me with a belt, and almost starved me to death.

  I ate off 19.2k turfs for a month cause I had no previous owner and spent 15 skill points on Att/def

  I once talked trash to a 30k'er, who then broke my legs, and arms.
• DBL07 Jan 31, 2012

  I will shoot u in the the face
• Troggy Jan 31, 2012

  🔥ʗɧɑıɲeɗӈuɲʈer🔥 wrote:

  I VOLUNTEER AS WELL
  

  What!!!!!
  your my n00b 🐒.......bad n00b 🐒......I'll have to start locking you in the cage |🐒| when i go out....
• 🔥INFERNØ🔥 Jan 31, 2012

  ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!
  😜
• Ai Snivey Jan 31, 2012

  Whats a NOOB? Eh Eh Eh..
• Fat Ray's ghost Jan 31, 2012

  What's the point, no one loves me, I will never have an owner:(
• Noobwarrior Jan 31, 2012

  Wait,I wanna have a vet as my owner! And an added bonus, unlike most noobs, I know how to spell!
• Tweek Jan 31, 2012

  B, we don't have enough cages!!!
• ʍ☹↯ⓢ↧∃☈ Jan 31, 2012

  Fat Raymond wrote:

  spacetoast wrote:

  Fat Raymond wrote:

  spacetoast wrote:

  Fat Raymond wrote:

  spacetoast wrote:

  I'm partly trained already, I wont pee on your rug
  

  I am potty trained.. ever since my old family whipped me for peeing on their carpets:(

  I can site and stay on a fat 84 instead of capping it , some old man whipped me for that

  Once my previous owners taxed me, and occasionally beat me with a belt, and almost starved me to death.

  I ate off 19.2k turfs for a month cause I had no previous owner and spent 15 skill points on Att/def

  I once talked trash to a 30k'er, who then broke my legs, and arms.

  Well I toke on the forums I would like to see you do that (I lost)
• ʍ☹↯ⓢ↧∃☈ Jan 31, 2012

  And I have my own mentor
• UnknownAssassin Jan 31, 2012

  Isn't Chiken your pet?
• Ʈɧєℜєɖєєɱєℜ Jan 31, 2012

  JDubityDizle🔫🌊🗻 wrote:

  Ғʟuƒƒ ϻA͜ՏϮeʀ wrote:

  ⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:

  Vadan has a pet noob and I want one too. Be my pet noob and I'll feed you every day
  I'll teach you tricks and tie pretty bows around you and give you awesome belly rubs
  

  Dibs!!!

  I say pick fluff master. It sounds like a happy ending for sure✊✊✊

  Yay!!!! Belly rubs!!!

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