Pick up lines.
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Alright let's say you see me and you want to holla at me (if you a guy pretend I'm a girl). What pick up line would you use to break the ice and get my attention. Try and do what you would actually do in real life. I am curious how some of yah would react.
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This is my personal pick up line that i used that won my girls over.
Me: excuse me miss can you help me?
Her: sure what is it?
Me: well I have this treasure map but i can't read it. So I followed my heart and it lead me to the greatest treasure on earth, you.Haha hate all you want, it worked lol.
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👎 :(
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Hi - I have a shitload of money and nothing to do right now so can I start off by buying you a drink.
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Let's f@*k
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Lol you would Eli haha
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Your sister liked it. So.....
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Lies
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mama tek wrote:
your just begging for attention aren't you.I'm more of a doer than a talker. with chicks, it generally worked for me to toss them against a bathroom wall and kiss em. (I'd shagged a couple hundred girls by the time I was 22.) since I've more recently discovered the true value of a good dick, I've found it generally shows interest by pulling out the cock and to just start sucking. i have probably been with half a dozen men tho, so I'm no authority.
Btw, your never funny, in fact the opposite of funny because its so outlandish and stupid.
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mama tek wrote:
Yeah hundreds ha ha, then you opened your eyes and realised it was all a dream.I'm more of a doer than a talker. with chicks, it generally worked for me to toss them against a bathroom wall and kiss em. (I'd shagged a couple hundred girls by the time I was 22.) since I've more recently discovered the true value of a good dick, I've found it generally shows interest by pulling out the cock and to just start sucking. i have probably been with half a dozen men tho, so I'm no authority.
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Didn't u guys ever hear of the STARE! LMAO...
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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Get your coat you've pulled
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I'll see you tonight!
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Have a seat on my magic lap & we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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I'm chuck norrises nephew. Let me say. It runs in the family😜
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Can i barrow your cell phone i gotta call heaven and let them know an angel got away
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phailthequail wrote:
hahahahaha lmao!!!Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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I am so thankful I'm not single! All of those lines are so incredibly cheesy; except for the chloroform one. That one gave me a good laugh! That's the only one that might actually startle me into listening to the guy - although I certainly wouldn't smell anything he was holding! 😄
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Yes that chloroform one is the first time I heard of it lol. So actual female turfwarers, what do you personally think of pick up lines. Do they work? Care to share a past experience?
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JayDee, dude, pick up lines are a horrible way to start a conversation. First of all most pickup lines have some form of sexual form to them or complimenting women on their looks. While it is important to tell women they are beautiful and appreciated, the best way to meet a women is to simply say hello, or start a conversation without some cheesy pickup line. It shows that you're not some kind of frat boy type, and that you can hold a conversation where looks and anything sexual doesn't need to be included. In fact, in my experience, i usually wait until AFTER talking to a lady friend for a little bit to comment on her looks. This shows her i am truly interested in who she is as a person, and not a shallow dick who is concentrated on her looks purely. If your seeking advice on how to meet a girl, pickup lines are not it brother. Be yourself, that way you don't have to change and she knows what she's getting from the start.
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Don I'm just seeing how our community thinks. I will have to agree about just being yourself though. But hey I know some who love hearing pickup lines. I personally believe it's a pretty funny ice breaker but if it works it works, oh and not all have to do with sex. Haha but yea I am not seeking any advice on ladies, I can hold my own game and at the moment I am in a long term relationship that's been going on for 2 years. Like I said though this thread is just to see how turfwar community acts. Now with that said..
Hey I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
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Haha the phone number one would totally work
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DoN✯DriZZy wrote:
👍JayDee, dude, pick up lines are a horrible way to start a conversation. First of all most pickup lines have some form of sexual form to them or complimenting women on their looks. While it is important to tell women they are beautiful and appreciated, the best way to meet a women is to simply say hello, or start a conversation without some cheesy pickup line. It shows that you're not some kind of frat boy type, and that you can hold a conversation where looks and anything sexual doesn't need to be included. In fact, in my experience, i usually wait until AFTER talking to a lady friend for a little bit to comment on her looks. This shows her i am truly interested in who she is as a person, and not a shallow dick who is concentrated on her looks purely. If your seeking advice on how to meet a girl, pickup lines are not it brother. Be yourself, that way you don't have to change and she knows what she's getting from the start.
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Is your dad a terrorist?
Cuz I think you're the bomb. 😏 Works like a charm. -
you want cheese on your whopper?
mama tek why can't you be like your tv show and go away
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PBR tall can always starts the conversation for me! So I guess...
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🐒💨💩🔥 👉👉(add SHAKE)👈👈 wrote:
BoooooM 🎯 HeaDShoT!!!you want cheese on your whopper?
mama tek why can't you be like your tv show and go away
Game fkn over
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Can I smell ur pussy?
She says no.
Well it must be ur feet then!
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Add Britfury wrote:
works for a smack across your face??Can I smell ur pussy?
She says no.
Well it must be ur feet then!
Works every time...
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