Pick up lines.
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My homie used this one in high school & it worked pretty damn well:
Him: Pardon me do you have a minute to spare?
Her: No!
Him: Well I have two, you can borrow one of mine.He said that sh*t so f*cking smooth. She smiled and the rest was history.
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Go up to the girl lightly lick your finger wipe it on her shirt and say, " let's get u out of those wet clothes"
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Are you Jamacan? Because your jamaking me crazy!
The classics are the best. -
Go up to two girls n ask them if they have heard about the two for one special. 2 of them 1 of you that's special!
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Drizzy needs to get a sense of humour. This thread is supposed to be funny you retard.
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lol
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"Wanna get a pizza and f@$k?"
She may say no.
Then u say "what, you don't like pizza?" -
Do u take up the ass bitch
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Get a wheelchair u will need it after u have a night with me
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Hey mama wanna wrestle?
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no, o-dogg, but thank you.
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one time when I was blonde, I was outside smoking at this bar and some drunk fuck from Jersey goes, "are you like Kobeyashi." (the Japanese guy who won all the coney island dog eating contests.). and I go, "no, fuck off.". he says "because you look like you can swallow some hot dogs." I flicked my still burning cigarette in his face.
the next time you see a pretty blonde Asian chick, don't use this line.
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oh I failed to mention kobeyashi is also blonde. though his more was mustard yellow and mine was more like glistening champagne and white.
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
no, o-dogg, but thank you.
it was just a pick up line in general.. Anyhow why not?
Another one that works
me: hey girl does ur mom have ibs?
Her: yes or no
me: cuz ur the shit -
I don't know anyone these lines would actually work on. They might make you memorable though - for a good laugh with friends later on. 😄
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All this could be yours for one low, low price!
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Did you have Campbell's soup today? Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
Do you have room in your life for another friend
Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that
Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
Don't you know me from somewhere?
Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.
Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature
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