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The SEXES... Fellas is it to much to ask for you to put the toilet lid down when your done?!? It's great practically falling in the toilet when duty calls in the middle of the night or sitting on pee from lack of accurate aim... 😠... Lol. I don't get it...
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I always make sure to wipe off the seat with decorative towels first, if I feel the need to sit!
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I'm sure your wife would most certainly send you to the sofa over that infraction!
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dr. seuss wrote:
I don't mind my man leaving the seat up. I actually put it back up after I'm done.
Your not helping my cause 😭.. Lol.. What the heck for??
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Putting the seat down for a woman should be like the fact that men have to unzip before pissing. Don't be a retard
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dirty jerz wrote:
Oh, shit, oh, dear. You're gonna regret that.Putting the seat down for a woman should be like the fact that men have to unzip before pissing. Don't be a retard
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dirty jerz wrote:
Putting the seat down for a woman should be like the fact that men have to unzip before pissing. Don't be a retard
Ever heard the quote "mama didn't raise no fool" ?? You obviously don't fall into that category!! More like I pity the fool who would have to deal with those manners!
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osugirl024 wrote:
Uh oh. Cat fight! 😜dirty jerz wrote:
Putting the seat down for a woman should be like the fact that men have to unzip before pissing. Don't be a retard
Ever heard the quote "mama didn't raise no fool" ?? You obviously don't fall into that category!! More like I pity the fool who would have to deal with those manners!
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osugirl024 wrote:
That's ok. I would just sleep on the decorative pillows she has out there.I'm sure your wife would most certainly send you to the sofa over that infraction!
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Tweek wrote:
osugirl024 wrote:
That's ok. I would just sleep on the decorative pillows she has out there.I'm sure your wife would most certainly send you to the sofa over that infraction!
Hopefully your sofa is close to the kitchen .... Because if im guessing correctly you probably will be making your own sandwiches after ruining her decorative towels and pillows!
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dr. seuss wrote:
I also make him sandwiches 😜
Man .. You raise the lid up an make him sandwiches??? I'm now questioning whether I'm the minority or you.. Lol
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dr. seuss wrote:
I've been asking that for a while now.osugirl024 wrote:
How do you ruin pillows by sleeping on them?Tweek wrote:
osugirl024 wrote:
That's ok. I would just sleep on the decorative pillows she has out there.I'm sure your wife would most certainly send you to the sofa over that infraction!
Hopefully your sofa is close to the kitchen .... Because if im guessing correctly you probably will be making your own sandwiches after ruining her decorative towels and pillows!
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osugirl024 wrote:
TAKE NOTES!!!!!dr. seuss wrote:
I also make him sandwiches 😜
Man .. You raise the lid up an make him sandwiches??? I'm now questioning whether I'm the minority or you.. Lol
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Tweek wrote:
dr. seuss wrote:
I've been asking that for a while now.osugirl024 wrote:
How do you ruin pillows by sleeping on them?Tweek wrote:
osugirl024 wrote:
That's ok. I would just sleep on the decorative pillows she has out there.I'm sure your wife would most certainly send you to the sofa over that infraction!
Hopefully your sofa is close to the kitchen .... Because if im guessing correctly you probably will be making your own sandwiches after ruining her decorative towels and pillows!
There's a reason why they are called decorative pillows ...
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Tweek wrote:
osugirl024 wrote:
TAKE NOTES!!!!!dr. seuss wrote:
I also make him sandwiches 😜
Man .. You raise the lid up an make him sandwiches??? I'm now questioning whether I'm the minority or you.. Lol
Who are you yelling at???
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Why should the man put the lid down? Why can't the woman be polite and put the lid up for when we have to piss our dicks? Hmmm? I think women just made up that rule because in their diluted minds the toilet looks nicer with the seat down. Or because that little victory is making up for some other sexist misjustice women think is happening to them. But it doesn't actually matter, just like most other things average women convince themselves is important, or interesting, but actually isn't. Like "The Bachelor", Oprah, and specific dinnerware.
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Why can't women remember to put the lid UP!?!? Lmao. J/K.
I personally hate when the toilet seat and lid is left up.
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YOU wrote:
The main thing you should notice about this paragraph is my use of the phrase "piss our dicks". The rest isn't nearly as important. Try it out guys. Instead of saying "I'm going to take a piss", try saying "I'm gonna piss my dick". It always gets a laugh.Why should the man put the lid down? Why can't the woman be polite and put the lid up for when we have to piss our dicks? Hmmm? I think women just made up that rule because in their diluted minds the toilet looks nicer with the seat down. Or because that little victory is making up for some other sexist misjustice women think is happening to them. But it doesn't actually matter, just like most other things average women convince themselves is important, or interesting, but actually isn't. Like "The Bachelor", Oprah, and specific dinnerware.
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Here's my problem, not only are we being asked to remember to put it up before we start pissing, but to then remember to put it back down after we are done. Do you know how bad our brains can be? That is a lot to remember... if we tried that we would have it all messed up. We would be putting the seat down before we piss and putting it up when we are done and who else knows what bad could happen.
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I have been in households before with many women. And they sometimes get pee on the underside of the toilet seat. Just saying...
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
That was the first thing I noticed and the only thing I remembered.YOU wrote:
The main thing you should notice about this paragraph is my use of the phrase "piss our dicks". The rest isn't nearly as important. Try it out guys. Instead of saying "I'm going to take a piss", try saying "I'm gonna piss my dick". It always gets a laugh.Why should the man put the lid down? Why can't the woman be polite and put the lid up for when we have to piss our dicks? Hmmm? I think women just made up that rule because in their diluted minds the toilet looks nicer with the seat down. Or because that little victory is making up for some other sexist misjustice women think is happening to them. But it doesn't actually matter, just like most other things average women convince themselves is important, or interesting, but actually isn't. Like "The Bachelor", Oprah, and specific dinnerware.
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Why should the man put the lid down? Why can't the woman be polite and put the lid up for when we have to piss our dicks? Hmmm? I think women just made up that rule because in their diluted minds the toilet looks nicer with the seat down. Or because that little victory is making up for some other sexist misjustice women think is happening to them. But it doesn't actually matter, just like most other things average women convince themselves is important, or interesting, but actually isn't. Like "The Bachelor", Oprah, and specific dinnerware.
The lid looks nicer down because it covers the nasty pee left all over the rim.Im willing to compromise. I'll leave the lid up on the condition that if I leave a bowl of Cheerios next to the toilet you'll toss one in the water prior to pee'ing to increase the accuracy of your aim so that we aren't forced to sit on your dribbles and leave it exposed for all to see.
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dr. seuss wrote:
Tweek wrote:
I don't see it as a bad thing. I also clean his house, i do his laundry (wash, fold AND put away) and i mow from time to time. He is very sweet and he takes care of me. It's the least I can do.osugirl024 wrote:
TAKE NOTES!!!!!dr. seuss wrote:
I also make him sandwiches 😜
Man .. You raise the lid up an make him sandwiches??? I'm now questioning whether I'm the minority or you.. Lol
For you to be doing all of that he has to be doing something right!! Can you please pass notes out to the fellas on what he does and then they too will get the royal treatment you kindly give your man.. Lol
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osugirl024 wrote:
You mean I don't have to put the lid down, and I get to piss on a floaty target? Deal.₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Why should the... ...and specific dinnerware.
The lid looks nicer down because it covers the nasty pee left all over the rim.Im willing to compromise. I'll leave the lid up on the condition that if I leave a bowl of Cheerios next to the toilet you'll toss one in the water prior to pee'ing to increase the accuracy of your aim so that we aren't forced to sit on your dribbles and leave it exposed for all to see.
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Tweek wrote:
If you can remember to toss the Cheerio in the water each time then you can remember to put the lid down....osugirl024 wrote:
You mean I don't have to put the lid down, and I get to piss on a floaty target? Deal.₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Why should the... ...and specific dinnerware.
The lid looks nicer down because it covers the nasty pee left all over the rim.Im willing to compromise. I'll leave the lid up on the condition that if I leave a bowl of Cheerios next to the toilet you'll toss one in the water prior to pee'ing to increase the accuracy of your aim so that we aren't forced to sit on your dribbles and leave it exposed for all to see.
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Why is it such a point to put the seat down? Are you women so excited to go to the bathroom that you run and take a flying butt leap while not looking?
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Tweek wrote: You mean I don't have to put the lid down, and I get to piss on a floaty target? Deal.
👍😁🎯 Game on. Guys vs. Girls
They really should have this at bars. After a round of beers and darts it would be perfect.
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Tweek wrote:
Remembering important things is a whole other battle of the sexes topic!!!Here's my problem, not only are we being asked to remember to put it up before we start pissing, but to then remember to put it back down after we are done. Do you know how bad our brains can be? That is a lot to remember... if we tried that we would have it all messed up. We would be putting the seat down before we piss and putting it up when we are done and who else knows what bad could happen.
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osugirl024 wrote:
You can't just trap people like that. That's not fair at all. Besides, throwing a cheerio = fun and putting seat up = not fun. When it comes to remembering things, fun>not fun. Figure out a fun way to get the seat up and then we may be talking.Tweek wrote:
If you can remember to toss the Cheerio in the water each time then you can remember to put the lid down....osugirl024 wrote:
You mean I don't have to put the lid down, and I get to piss on a floaty target? Deal.₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Why should the... ...and specific dinnerware.
The lid looks... ...see.
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§αʋcɛ☠BʘՏՏ wrote:
Why is it such a point to put the seat down? Are you women so excited to go to the bathroom that you run and take a flying butt leap while not looking?
If I have to always scrub your nasty pee off the toilet seat and floor then I should be entitled to take a flying butt leap onto the toilet if I wish to do so and not fall in!
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You can't just trap people like that. That's not fair at all. Besides, throwing a cheerio = fun and putting seat up = not fun. When it comes to remembering things, fun>not fun. Figure out a fun way to get the seat up and then we may be talking.
Fun= putting lid down.. Not fun= you cleaning bathroom if lid left up but sitting on toilet rim with your bare bottom prior to cleaning
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