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osugirl024 wrote:
You have no idea how pissing works for a guy. Whats gonna happen when we blast the cheerio with piss and the tide caused washes the cheerio on the bowl where it sticks, and we end up pissing all over the rim trying to blast it off, and the piss splashes up and gets in our eyes, and we end up pissing all over the wall, mirror, and our hands while screaming? What then miss? What then? You are throwing pretty dangerous ideas around that can get people seriously injured, and emotionally damaged.§αʋcɛ☠BʘՏՏ wrote:
Why is it such a point to put the seat down? Are you women so excited to go to the bathroom that you run and take a flying butt leap while not looking?
If I have to always scrub your nasty pee off the toilet seat and floor then I should be entitled to take a flying butt leap onto the toilet if I wish to do so and not fall in!
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Use your head guys. Cheerios in the toilet to play with is just another feminist ploy to distract us from their plot. Not to mention it's dangerous as hell. Ever slip on your own piss puddle. Lost a lot of good men that way... I still remember their cries...
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What was I thinking.. Hell then we'd be forced to not only clean up your mess after all that but then be expected to take care of you after the injury you create to your own eye!! Lol
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osugirl024 wrote:
See guys? Its obvious it was her plan all along.What was I thinking.. Hell then we'd be forced to not only clean up your mess after all that but then be expected to take care of you after the injury you create to your own eye!! Lol
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
I blame it on the mamas who spoil their sons cleaning up after them all the time and then the wives are left to carry on the tradition... I'm stopping the madness with my offspring! I'll take one giant leap for womankind 👸osugirl024 wrote:
See guys? Its obvious it was her plan all along.What was I thinking.. Hell then we'd be forced to not only clean up your mess after all that but then be expected to take care of you after the injury you create to your own eye!! Lol
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osugirl024 wrote:
So you're certain you are gonna give birth to son(s)?₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
I blame it on the mamas who spoil their sons cleaning up after them all the time and then the wives are left to carry on the tradition... I'm stopping the madness with my offspring! I'll take one giant leap for womankind 👸osugirl024 wrote:
See guys? Its obvious it was her plan all along.What was I thinking.. Hell then we'd be forced to not only clean up your mess after all that but then be expected to take care of you after the injury you create to your own eye!! Lol
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Magic 8 ball says yes!!
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dr. seuss wrote:
Now THAT is wifey material, hes a lucky man ;)I don't mind my man leaving the seat up. I actually put it back up after I'm done.
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osugirl024 wrote:
One giant leap for womankind, and afterwards all the dudes can laugh cuz you leapt ass first into the toilet. wet ass = funny 😜₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
I blame it on the mamas who spoil their sons cleaning up after them all the time and then the wives are left to carry on the tradition... I'm stopping the madness with my offspring! I'll take one giant leap for womankind 👸osugirl024 wrote:
See guys? Its obvious it was her plan all along.What was I thinking.. Hell then we'd be forced to not only clean up your mess after all that but then be expected to take care of you after the injury you create to your own eye!! Lol
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dr. seuss wrote:
Hopefully you didn't pee while Laughing and crying so hard!!! Lol₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
This made me laugh so hard I cried. Literal😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹You have no idea how pissing works for a guy. Whats gonna happen when we blast the cheerio with piss and the tide caused washes the cheerio on the bowl where it sticks, and we end up pissing all over the rim trying to blast it off, and the piss splashes up and gets in our eyes, and we end up pissing all over the wall, mirror, and our hands while screaming? What then miss? What then? You are throwing pretty dangerous ideas around that can get people seriously injured, and emotionally damaged.
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dr. seuss wrote:
👍I don't mind my man leaving the seat up. I actually put it back up after I'm done.
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dr. seuss wrote:
👏👏👏👏👏👏 bwahahahaha I like this one.I also make him sandwiches 😜
Don't care bout the war on toilets. I just kick the thing and knock down the seat AND/Or the lid, depending on what was up at the time. -
dr. seuss wrote:
I'm 1 guy with 3 girls so they win but I think she's on to something. If the seat is always up you know that it's clean when you put it down for yourself. But I wouldn't eat sandwich on it!I don't mind my man leaving the seat up. I actually put it back up after I'm done.
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dirty jerz wrote:
You don't have to unzip😳Putting the seat down for a woman should be like the fact that men have to unzip before pissing. Don't be a retard
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carl johnson wrote:
Even better ... A Wetter!! 😷dirty jerz wrote:
You don't have to unzip😳Putting the seat down for a woman should be like the fact that men have to unzip before pissing. Don't be a retard
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osugirl024 wrote:
Oh you love it! Don't play coy. 💧carl johnson wrote:
Even better ... A Wetter!! 😷dirty jerz wrote:
You don't have to unzip😳Putting the seat down for a woman should be like the fact that men have to unzip before pissing. Don't be a retard
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I put the seat and cover down... So in the night they just sit without realizing they gotta put it up lol
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I guess that I can start putting the seat down, with Saran wrap over the bowl. That might turn out wonderfully.
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Tweek wrote:
Epic fail! Could land you sofa city plus a dose of silent treatment!! Oh wait ... Silent treatment is a reward for men .. Correction. Sofa city, 1 counseling session, and a chick flick date!!I guess that I can start putting the seat down, with Saran wrap over the bowl. That might turn out wonderfully.
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I will start putting the seat down if girls put the seat up after they are done.
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A. I don't always clean up after my sons. They're learning when the clean-up job is literally piss-poor. Even my oldest knows to wipe the rim, etc. and that has taken years of practice and repetition considering. B. I do have the sense of mind, though, to put the toilet seat up when done with my business because I'm outnumbered and it's only fair and my 6yo stumbling around at night couldn't hit a Cheerio if it lit up and spit iTunes cards.
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⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:
If my household gets ran by the male to female ratio I'm screwed!! 😭😭A. I don't always clean up after my sons. They're learning when the clean-up job is literally piss-poor. Even my oldest knows to wipe the rim, etc. and that has taken years of practice and repetition considering. B. I do have the sense of mind, though, to put the toilet seat up when done with my business because I'm outnumbered and it's only fair and my 6yo stumbling around at night couldn't hit a Cheerio if it lit up and spit iTunes cards.
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osugirl024 wrote:
Not if they're scrubbing the toilets in exchange for such a small thing as you leaving the seat up. Very small inch to give on your part. Now, I usually have to follow-up clean, but the 6yo actually likes the cleaning junk. Not sure he's mine except the whole birth experience "deal." He even makes meals, but of course now they're out of paper and craft material. Or PBJ. Totally his idea.⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:
If my household gets ran by the male to female ratio I'm screwed!! 😭😭A. I don't always... ...I'm outnumbered and it's only fair and my 6yo stumbling around at night couldn't hit a Cheerio if it lit up and spit iTunes cards.
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osugirl024 wrote:
Tweek wrote:
Epic fail! Could land you sofa city plus a dose of silent treatment!! Oh wait ... Silent treatment is a reward for men .. Correction. Sofa city, 1 counseling session, and a chick flick date!!I guess that I can start putting the seat down, with Saran wrap over the bowl. That might turn out wonderfully.
Sofa is comfie. Counseling I could sit through. But a chick flick? Last one i did (Bridges of Madison County) damn near killed me.
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Chortles wrote:
That one killed several women as well (the movie).osugirl024 wrote:
Tweek wrote:
Epic fail! Could land you sofa city plus a dose of silent treatment!! Oh wait ... Silent treatment is a reward for men .. Correction. Sofa city, 1 counseling session, and a chick flick date!!I guess that I can start putting the seat down, with Saran wrap over the bowl. That might turn out wonderfully.
Sofa is comfie. Counseling I could sit through. But a chick flick? Last one i did (Bridges of Madison County) damn near killed me.
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Chortles wrote:
If that's the last chick flick you were forced to sit thru then your stamina, health, and energy levels should be equipped to handle the mission with no complaints!!osugirl024 wrote:
Tweek wrote:
Epic fail! Could land you sofa city plus a dose of silent treatment!! Oh wait ... Silent treatment is a reward for men .. Correction. Sofa city, 1 counseling session, and a chick flick date!!I guess that I can start putting the seat down, with Saran wrap over the bowl. That might turn out wonderfully.
Sofa is comfie. Counseling I could sit through. But a chick flick? Last one i did (Bridges of Madison County) damn near killed me.
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osugirl024 wrote:
Chortles wrote:
If that's the last chick flick you were forced to sit thru then your stamina, health, and energy levels should be equipped to handle the mission with no complaints!!osugirl024 wrote:
Tweek wrote:
Epic fail! Could land you sofa city plus a dose of silent treatment!! Oh wait ... Silent treatment is a reward for men .. Correction. Sofa city, 1 counseling session, and a chick flick date!!I guess that I can start putting the seat down, with Saran wrap over the bowl. That might turn out wonderfully.
Sofa is comfie. Counseling I could sit through. But a chick flick? Last one i did (Bridges of Madison County) damn near killed me.
Luckily I haven't been wasting my upgrade points in those specific areas...
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I'll 👏 to that!! Lol
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