🔫Notice Is Hereby Given (Again)!🔨
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Dear Turf Warriors:
The International Banking Consortium Network Unlimited ("I.B.Con.N.U.") hereby botifies you that the market conditions that required our first round of involuntary foreclosures have returned. The recent noobification program has worked too well, resulting in a plethora of players whose appetite for turfs exceeds their ability to defend said turfs.
To refresh your recollections, if your total inf exceeds your mob by a factor of 3 (i.e., 12K inf supported by a mob of >4K) or more, your turfs are subject to foreclosure and immediate liquidation.🔨
I.B.Con.N.U. is in the process of appointing a Lead Agent Who Yearns to Eradicate the Recalcitrant. While this appointment is pending, mobsters in violation of the foreclosure formula stated above are urged to get their affairs in order.
And, don't forget our new motto:
"If you suffer inf exposure, we have the cure: it's called foreclosure!"
Very truly yours,
OTB
Chief Foreclosure Officer
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I need a job are you hiring?
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Primo Loco wrote:
I need a job are you hiring?
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.... Snap❕
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Primo Loco wrote:
PL,I need a job are you hiring?
Yes, I.B.Con.B.U. is seeking to fill several jobs. In your case, we recommend you seek the position Foreclosure Officer and Overstock Liquidator. We believe you would make a fine FOOL. We await your application.
And don't forget our new motto:
"Don't be a tool or you'll meet the FOOL!"
Sincerely,
OTB
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This is hilarious! I literally fell off my chair laughing so hard!
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✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ wrote:
Mr. A,Primo Loco wrote:
I need a job are you hiring?
I.B.Con.N.U is very interested in your application. We are currently seeking someone to serve as an Administrator-Helping to Organize and Liquidate Everything. We believe that you would make a fine A-HOLE. We await your application.
And don't forget our new motto:
"Like how we roll? Become an A-HOLE!"
Sincerely,
OTB
CFO
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Hmm. I'm safe.
Looks like this thread's OP needs to get his affairs in order though!
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If I can have an official title I would also like to apply for a position at the IB Con NU
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uhoh, I'm slightly over the 3 ratio... should I be in fear of losing my turf?
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🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥 wrote:
Same here (actually over by quite a bit)uhoh, I'm slightly over the 3 ratio... should I be in fear of losing my turf?
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Ze MFkka wrote:
Dear Ze,Hmm. I'm safe.
Looks like this thread's OP needs to get his affairs in order though!
😜I.B.Con.N.U.'s foreclosure programs do not apply to veteran players such as myself as there are plenty of other large mob veteran players who do not like me and regularly slap my bitch up.
As we currently are recruiting, I urge you to apply for the position Doubting Underling Mastering Basic Assignments and Special Services. Clearing, you would make a fine DUMBASS! We await your application.
And don't forget our new motto:
"If your mob's too small, your inf is gonna fall!"
Very truly yours,
OTB
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So can I apply for the positions of International Agent Managing Noobs In Case of Killers?
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Add Swagger wrote:
Dear Mr. Viper & Mr. Swagger,🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥 wrote:
Same here (actually over by quite a bit)uhoh, I'm slightly over the 3 ratio... should I be in fear of losing my turf?
I.B.Con.N.U. has, for sometime, been very impressed with your foreclosure skills (I speak from, err, personal experience). Our foreclosure program however, is geared toward and intended for newer player whom, for some unknown reason, have chosen to forego mobbing up in lieu of building up. This is not a path either of you travel.
Thank you for your inquiry.
And, don't forget our new motto:
"It does not pay to piss 🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥 off."
Sincerely,
OTB
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Sister Shadow wrote:
Dear ?So can I apply for the positions of International Agent Managing Noobs In Case of Killers?
As your identity has, for several days, been in dispute, we must decline your application at this time. Once you figure out who you are, please let us know.
And don't forget our new motto:
"This ain't a trick, so don't tell nick!"
Sincerely,
OTB
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🔫ΘиэЋцм฿дѕтдя₫👍 wrote:
I do ignorantly apply. So, when do I begin? Being a dumbass, that is.Ze MFkka wrote:
Dear Ze,Hmm. I'm safe.
Looks like this thread's OP needs to get his affairs in order though!
😜I.B.Con.N.U.'s foreclosure programs do not apply to veteran players such as myself as there are plenty of other large mob veteran players who do not like me and regularly slap my bitch up.
As we currently are recruiting, I urge you to apply for the position Doubting Underling Mastering Basic Assignments and Special Services. Clearing, you would make a fine DUMBASS! We await your application.
And don't forget our new motto:
"If your mob's too small, your inf is gonna fall!"
Very truly yours,
OTB
No time like the present! So, I have a new motto:
When in doubt, be a dumbass.
Thankyou sir.
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ϻʀ⋆ɴıcϵ⋆Ǥủʏ 🍀 wrote:
Dear Mr. NG,If I can have an official title I would also like to apply for a position at the IB Con NU
I.B.Con.N.U. has reviewed your application. We regret to inform you that,at this time, we do not have a position that meets your obvious qualifications. To be blunt, you are too damn nice!
We recommend you apprentice with someone known for his hostile, badass attitude. In an effort to facilitate this endeavor, we have forwarded your application to Flo$$in Sea$on.
Thank you for your interest.
And don't forget our new motto:
"Take our advice, it doesn't pay to be nice!"
Very truly yours,
OTB
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I like it OTB...bout time you reopened the office.....
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⌖🔥👎👎Bonez👎👎🔥⌖ wrote:
Dear Mr. B,I like it OTB...bout time you reopened the office.....
Thank you for your support. I.B.Con.N.U has instructed me to invite you to apply for the position Brash Organizer and Nettlesome Eristic Thug Helping Institutional Services. We believe you possess all the skills necessary to BONETHIS. We await your application.
And don't forget our new motto:
"Wanna feel the Bonez? Build too many homez!"
Sincerely,
OTB
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Hey I would like to apply. I may be small but I have way too many car bombs
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My mob is 10x my inf. Do you have a loan program to to increase my turf count? I
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Yet another classic from OTB
let me know if there's a spot for me and my thumbs ➡ 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍™ -
⚡ ADD: 226 ⚡ wrote:
Dear 226,Hey I would like to apply. I may be small but I have way too many car bombs
I.B.Con.N.U. has instructed me to proceed with your application for the position Dedicated Investment Nullifier and Knowledgeable Youth. We believe that you would make a fine DINKY employee.
And don't forget or new motto:
"Is your neighbor a clown? Then, we'll being him down!"
Sincerely,
OTB
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41Fivin' wrote:
Dear Fivin',My mob is 10x my inf. Do you have a loan program to to increase my turf count? I
I.B.Con.N.U. does not currently offer a loan program. I, however, have been directed to inform you of a TW investment advisor who may have a program from which you might benefit. His name is Das Hyena. Feel free to contact him about you financial situation. He may be able to help.
And, don't forget our new motto:
"We ain't no stinking bank!"
Very truly yours,
OTB
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I'd like to open a west coast branch. I currently have about 38,000 employees
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First client served: blackdeathdc
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Tony10Thumbs wrote:
Dear Tony,Yet another classic from OTB
let me know if there's a spot for me and my thumbs ➡ 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍™We at the I.B.Con.N.U. knew it was just a matter of time before you showed up around here, fronting your rasher of thumbs. That's like a thumb for every Masshole! In addition to coffee, you can bring Johhny O like 2 dozen donuts with your prodigious digits. WTF!?!
But, I regress. We do currently have a vacant position available: Foreclosure Investigator Notifying Gangsters and Enforcing Reductions. With you on board, we would have no problem giving under-mobbed players the FINGER. We look forward to your application.
And don't forget our new motto:
"We have more thumbs than cents!"
Sincerely,
OTB
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YOU wrote:
He met a car bomb and few turfs were knocked out of commission. He seems very thankfulFirst client served: blackdeathdc
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Sister Shadow wrote:
Lmmfao!So can I apply for the positions of International Agent Managing Noobs In Case of Killers?
I want to apply for the Indianapolis Indiana branch.....there's a slumlord in greenwood who needs about 100 turf foreclosed on to meet appropriate ratios..... -
Hmmm. This would explain why I got my add kicked by origanalbones... I'm actually thankful, he gave me a million dollars...
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ZRAYGO wrote:
Dear Mr. Z,I'd like to open a west coast branch. I currently have about 38,000 employees
I.B.Con.N.U. may have found the perfect position for someone of your obvious talents. We currently are seeking someone to work for us as the High Official Talent Foreman Urging Diligent Gangster Enforcement. We believe you would make an excellent HOTFUDGE. We await your application.
And don't forget our new motto:
"We break your nose; then, we foreclose!"
Very truly yours,
OTB
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