🔫Notice Is Hereby Given (Again)!🔨
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Dear Mobsters,
Where does the time go? The clock on the wall says it is after 12:00 pm, CDT, and strict I.B.Con.N.U. regulations require us to close for the weekend. We would like to thank you for your interest and look forward to business we will do together in the near future.
And don't forget our new motto:
"Too many turfs? We'll bring them back down to earth!"
Sincerely,
OTB
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Sister Shadow wrote:
So is that basically a confession?So can I apply for the positions of International Agent Managing Noobs In Case of Killers?
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Can I help in any way?
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Wait i want a job...
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Primo Loco wrote:
I need a job are you hiring?
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Dear Mr. OTB,
I am looking for some part time work in the areas of Australia and North America. I'm sure if you check my CV, my longevity and practical experience could be useful for your firm.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Kind regards,
Mr Johnny Cage esq
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This is hilarious.. Thanks for the laugh OTB :)
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Genius! I actually Lol'd reading this!
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👍👍sorry... I still have 2 thumbs! I would also like to apply for this awesome job!!! Haha love this!
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Is this for real?
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Dear CFO,
If you wish to go international I would like to submit my application to operate the Canadian branch of I.B.Con.N.U.
My pass experience makes me the perfect candidate for the position. Reference available upon request.Yours truly,
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🔫ΘиэЋцм฿дѕтдя₫👍 wrote:
I approve of this message.Dear Turf Warriors:
The International Banking Consortium Network Unlimited ("I.B.Con.N.U.") hereby botifies you that the market conditions that required our first round of involuntary foreclosures have returned. The recent noobification program has worked too well, resulting in a plethora of players whose appetite for turfs exceeds their ability to defend said turfs.
To refresh your recollections, if your total inf exceeds your mob by a factor of 3 (i.e., 12K inf supported by a mob of >4K) or more, your turfs are subject to foreclosure and immediate liquidation.🔨
And, don't forget our new motto:
"If you suffer inf exposure, we have the cure: it's called foreclosure!"
Very truly yours,
OTB
Chief Foreclosure Officer
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Could I get a job? Ive beat people like that before, that spam turfs while they hav no mob .we shud teach them a lesson with cement shoes and car bombs and etc.
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I have more mob than influence so I'm good!
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billyzane wrote:
Of course it's real, I am glad this fine establishment exists. It hurts me deep inside seeing so many people with under 2k mob and way more turf than me👊👊👊 greedy buggers!Is this for real?
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I'm really starting to worry about this job application. It's been almost 24 hours and nothing from the administration. They didn't even ask for my references.
What do you think? Maybe close for the weekend?
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I have been wondering what happened to this illustrious organization since I began playing and saw reference to it in the help forums. Especially since the Chief Officer was prominently located throughout my general region. Since then I have strived to maintain the acceptable ratios and encourage others to do the same. After witnessing vast numbers of players grossly violating this ratio i would like to submit my application for review when offices reopen tomorrow.
Thanks for your consideration,
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YOU wrote:
Secondary application submittal request form 187aSister Shadow wrote:
Lmmfao!So can I apply for the positions of International Agent Managing Noobs In Case of Killers?
I want to apply for the Indianapolis Indiana branch.....there's a slumlord in greenwood who needs about 100 turf foreclosed on to meet appropriate ratios..... -
Shonuff_1 looks like a target for this illustrious group.
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I apply for the lazy job if its open...
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How do we report someone?
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Can I apply plz
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Zebulon Pike wrote:
Probably by pm to the nearest officer.How do we report someone?
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I am afraid that I may have gotten ahead of myself.....
I started foreclosure proceedings a few days ago on a client just begging for service in Gothenburg, Sweden. However, I struck out on my own and did not apply to I.B.Con.N.U.
May I kindly submit my application for a position in Sweden, ex post facto?Yours sincerely,
Hopeful for Future Employment in Gothenburg.
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Will work for turf👍👍
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nemesis43 wrote:
Will work for turf👍👍
WIN
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Dr. Killinger wrote:
Will you make use of your magic murder bag on the job?I have been wondering what happened to this illustrious organization since I began playing and saw reference to it in the help forums. Especially since the Chief Officer was prominently located throughout my general region. Since then I have strived to maintain the acceptable ratios and encourage others to do the same. After witnessing vast numbers of players grossly violating this ratio i would like to submit my application for review when offices reopen tomorrow.
Thanks for your consideration,
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I'd like to be considered if I may. I skimmed the thread and have a kinda basic idea of what's going on. But I usually work pretty well in situations where I'm somewhat confused about.
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Are you sure you are appropriate? 😱I'd like to be considered if I may. I skimmed the thread and have a kinda basic idea of what's going on. But I usually work pretty well in situations where I'm somewhat confused about.
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