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Yawwwwwn!
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I would love to help with anything! But can you take down Viper?
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Mr. Kidd wrote:
Whaaatf? Your rattling dangleberries have molested my doze. Had away with ye.I would love to help with anything! But can you take down Viper?
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Mr. Kidd wrote:
Get out it's nap time.... 🙎I would love to help with anything! But can you take down Viper?
Yaaawwwwnnnnn
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Checking in for yawn. Zzzz
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Anyone know of a good maid service for the next 24 hours?
Due to the impending football clash between Italy and Spain we here at Yawn are a little screwed.
You see, when Big Cat ruled Madrid it was great as he hired loads of staff to help with the running of the West Wing at Yawn Towers. They even wore the uniform UltraV insisted on even though it clashed with some human rights and the EU health and safety bill.
But what to do with the East Wing was the next question and Suga had the answer.
He flew to Italy and hired loads of Berlusconi's Bung Bung cast off's and they don't need any uniform as they were already dressed for the part.
The main issue is now that we all jokingly said that they could have the day off if the teams ever got to the final.
Basically, the place has a fine layer of dust building up, we've Ukraine dignitaries popping in at 6PM GMT and the place could do with a once over before hand.
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Random tried to help but the "business" cards he passed over were for different services you'd find in any good London phone box.
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We have hire a hubby downunder but I think that may raise a few concerns.....
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Big Cat still rules Madrid, bless his heart, and will continue to do so. Looking forward to the big match, have the beers and snacks in with the big screen set up in the garden. Really hot out so all is under a patchwork of shades. Cleaned the house well yesterday so got lots of credit points to burn today. Probably be used up on beer and then it's chit time. Now for a nap/siesta. Yawn
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My opinion on football? Hmm, well I try not to get involved, too much excitement for me, not conducive for a good sleep, adrenalin is to avoided at all costs. The last time I got excited was at the Yawneth works xmas party, some dirty baker had spiked the punch with Red Bull!, poor Big Cat, it took three days to get him down from the curtain pelmet! poor Charlie and Suga wore a pair of shoes out dancing to YMCA when the stereo stuck on repeat, we slept for a week after that, lol.
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I remember the party! Still can't believe you came dressed in the same panda onsie as Suga! That was awkward to say the least.
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Something is not quite right in the movement. Internal forces conspire. However, be steadfast in your beliefs yawners as the truth will soon out. Stay posted for further updates.
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randombloke wrote:
I feel the Yawn Towers will be busy tonight.Something is not quite right in the movement. Internal forces conspire. However, be steadfast in your beliefs yawners as the truth will soon out. Stay posted for further updates.
UltraV posts,
The Bunga Bunga party returns in disarray,
I can't find my shoes for work tomorrow.....
Something isn't right.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Yaawwwwnnnnnrandombloke wrote:
I feel the Yawn Towers will be busy tonight.Something is not quite right in the movement. Internal forces conspire. However, be steadfast in your beliefs yawners as the truth will soon out. Stay posted for further updates.
UltraV posts,
The Bunga Bunga party returns in disarray,
I can't find my shoes for work tomorrow.....
Something isn't right.
I slept in.....
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randombloke wrote:
The intrigue. And within the towers?! Be careful of switched toothbrushes. Yawn 39 winks it is so.Something is not quite right in the movement. Internal forces conspire. However, be steadfast in your beliefs yawners as the truth will soon out. Stay posted for further updates.
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So much blinking must be nap time....
Yaaawwwwwnnnnnn....
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So early. Back to bed yaaawwwnnm 💤💤
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Afternoon here Grimm old boy. Nap time is a calling. Yawn
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Yawn
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Or is it??So early. Back to bed yaaawwwnnm 💤💤
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Conspiracies? no, but I did hear about a certain member of Yawn who had a girlfriend who worked at Greggs
Apparently she worked night shift filling cream horns with imitation cream, feeling frisky, he arrived at her place of work one night, anyway she told him if he could fit at least three Greggs jammy doughnuts on his Penis he could have her in the cream vat!, Poor sod in his haste he shoved one on but the sugar on it scratched his foreskin badly, story goes he can never look into a bakers shop window again without clutching his privates, I say serves him right huh. -
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Not really, early to bed, early to rise........So early. Back to bed yaaawwwnnm 💤💤
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Ultraviolet wrote:
An there was me thinking Suga got his name as he was so sweet.Conspiracies? no, but I did hear about a certain member of Yawn who had a girlfriend who worked at Greggs
Apparently she worked night shift filling cream horns with imitation cream, feeling frisky, he arrived at her place of work one night, anyway she told him if he could fit at least three Greggs jammy doughnuts on his Penis he could have her in the cream vat!, Poor sod in his haste he shoved one on but the sugar on it scratched his foreskin badly, story goes he can never look into a bakers shop window again without clutching his privates, I say serves him right huh. -
Thanks UV for the news. Images have been burnt onto mine eyes. No more cream horns for me nor jammy doughnuts for that matter. Just some Tom Tunnock's. Yawn
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if you have 4 pencil and i have 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
How grim.if you have 4 pencil and i have 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
But the orange sky is because the fanta was spilled.if you have 4 pencil and i have 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
Yawwnnn.
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I get sleep. Great idea though.
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Lol 😄
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When!!! When o fellow followers of the Yawn will we see the sacred post on page 100?
The Yawn has no contingency plan for such an event. It has been prophesied that the great Ultraviolet will rise like the proverbial Pheonix and conquer all once more, like the capo of Cool and Strawberry he once was.
Mr. Big Cat will defy all odds and take a chair on the Board of Greggs and bring it down from the inside.
I for one am excited about the prospect of page 100 as not many posts have reached this milestone, not many vendetta posts get past the second page after all.
Will Randombloke finally reveal just why on earth he is random? Will we FINALLY decide on our pinup poster gal for the Yawn after we narrowed it down to 10 finalists????Oh how the mind boggles at a dozen paces an hour!
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