The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Now.When!!! When o fellow followers of the Yawn will we see the sacred post on page 100?
The Yawn has no contingency plan for such an event. It has been prophesied that the great Ultraviolet will rise like the proverbial Pheonix and conquer all once more, like the capo of Cool and Strawberry he once was.
Mr. Big Cat will defy all odds and take a chair on the Board of Greggs and bring it down from the inside.
I for one am excited about the prospect of page 100 as not many posts have reached this milestone, not many vendetta posts get past the second page after all.
Will Randombloke finally reveal just why on earth he is random? Will we FINALLY decide on our pinup poster gal for the Yawn after we narrowed it down to 10 finalists????Oh how the mind boggles at a dozen paces an hour!
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Bollocks.
My damn TW takes an age to update the damn motha-frickers.
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I will give the culprit 24 hours to reveal themselves. They will receive amnesty, a comfy pillow signed by Charlie as a keepsake and a sachet of hot chocolate. If they do not reveal themselves by this time tomorrow, the full punishment of yawn will be on them.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Charlie you took us over the threshold into Yawneth history. 100 pages of yawn. This calls for a celebration! But I need a nap first 💤💤💤When!!! When o fellow followers of the Yawn will we see the sacred post on page 100?
The Yawn has no contingency plan for such an event. It has been prophesied that the great Ultraviolet will rise like the proverbial Pheonix and conquer all once more, like the capo of Cool and Strawberry he once was.
Mr. Big Cat will defy all odds and take a chair on the Board of Greggs and bring it down from the inside.
I for one am excited about the prospect of page 100 as not many posts have reached this milestone, not many vendetta posts get past the second page after all.
Will Randombloke finally reveal just why on earth he is random? Will we FINALLY decide on our pinup poster gal for the Yawn after we narrowed it down to 10 finalists????Oh how the mind boggles at a dozen paces an hour!
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randombloke wrote:
The perpetrator will be assumed to be a threat, expelled from the Yawn and have all napping times rescheduled to their upmost inconvenient.I will give the culprit 24 hours to reveal themselves. They will receive amnesty, a comfy pillow signed by Charlie as a keepsake and a sachet of hot chocolate. If they do not reveal themselves by this time tomorrow, the full punishment of yawn will be on them.
Random and Big Cat will be the judges as to whether they are reinstated to Yawn on a trial basis, possible reinstatement after parole and trial by fire.
The perp will also be forced to explain all episodes of Downton Avenue to Krissharm as up to episode 2, he just lost track.
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Yaaawwwwnnnnn
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tommy jobs wrote:
I will join
Get out! What with your disgusting habits;sucking greedily on a plethora of farts like there was no tomorrow.Working yourself up into a lather and jabbering sweet nonsenses all the while. There is a smell of sodden flour off you. I just ask Charlie Siega,Mr.Big Cat,Randombloke,UV and the Yawn high council to consider this when looking at Tommy the Rimhead job's application.
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tommy jobs wrote:
Oh, and Suga.vishbume wrote:
What did I dotommy jobs wrote:
I will join
Get out! What with your disgusting habits;sucking greedily on a plethora of farts like there was no tomorrow.Working yourself up into a lather and jabbering sweet nonsenses all the while. There is a smell of sodden flour off you. I just ask Charlie Siega,Mr.Big Cat,Randombloke,UV and the Yawn high council to consider this when looking at Tommy the Rimhead job's application.
Yawn
You were foul mouthed to me on another thread flip-flop boy. Yawn. -
F this if you won't to be an a hole then fine you just lost a member I'm shore that siega will be glad to see your exelent recruiting job
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tommy jobs wrote:
📠💻📱📡📣📲📩📮F this if you won't to be an a hole then fine you just lost a member I'm shore that siega will be glad to see your exelent recruiting job
Translation complete....
Fuck this, if you will not be an arsehole, then that is fine but you just lost yourself a member of Yawn. I am sure that Charlie Siega will be glad to see your excellent recruiting job.
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EOTMHmmmmm, not often someone is so poignant and honest. No we don't want to be arseholes and if that's what you are looking for maybe try the corner of 4th and Main. (Not that there is anything wrong with that). Oh and thank you I am sure Charlie will be grateful for the effort put in to ensure only those worthy walk the hallowed halls of Yawn Tower.
Best of luck in your travels...
Yaaawwwwwnnnnnn
Now back to sleep.
💤💤💤💤💤💤💤
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It is time to unmask the floury felon. The baking bounder. The yeasty yob. And it is.... (drum roll).
Grimm 😱!
Check out the very first capo on his profile. New berry baker. He's had it for 5weeks+. He's also the capo of baker. Again 5 weeks.
I'm sorry to say that we've been infiltrated. We need BC's guidance in dealing with this hovis hooligan. Even Kris would be appalled.
We shall prevail. Let's just sleep on what to do first.
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Laughing my ass off Hyena. So so funny. Thanks for the laugh mate!
But, I think his "won't" was meant to be a "want".
"..if you want to be a..." usual tripe.
Randombloke, could not Grimm ,a stalwart of Yawn, be pillaging that nest of bakers? 5 weeks... of looting...taxing bakers' curly creamed horns... -
No no hyena. I asked UV (master of slack ops) and no such mission was sanctioned. Could be the reason why BC has disappeared. Didn't think about that eh?
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randombloke wrote:
I couldn't believe it when you said this.... 😿💔 H H hoooowwwwww c c could hehehe dooooooo thhhhhiiiiisssss tooooooooo mmeeeeeee!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭No no hyena. I asked UV (master of slack ops) and no such mission was sanctioned. Could be the reason why BC has disappeared. Didn't think about that eh?
I had to look and he is also capo of Baker. I need to go to bed, I need to be left alone. It's too much for me to handle....
Mr BC we need your leadership... 😭😭😭😭😭
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tommy jobs wrote:
I am glad.F this if you won't to be an a hole then fine you just lost a member I'm shore that siega will be glad to see your exelent recruiting job
Job well done! 🌟 Gold stars all around!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Lol,thanks for the praise Tombo.tommy jobs wrote:
I am glad.F this if you won't to be an a hole then fine you just lost a member I'm shore that siega will be glad to see your exelent recruiting job
Job well done! 🌟 Gold stars all around!
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Random how could you!
I would never betray the Yawneth. Sometimes you have to go deep into enemy territory to procure loot. I slipped into those bakers halls undetected. However I still hang my head I shame 😔 -
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Random how could you!
I would never betray the Yawneth. Sometimes you have to go deep into enemy territory to procure loot. I slipped into those bakers halls undetected. However I still hang my head I shame 😔You still slipped in - like a drunken horny teenager at a house party.
We shall have to consult the grand council of Yawn to see what will need to be done about this.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
😱😿😭💔😥😰😨Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Random how could you!
I would never betray the Yawneth. Sometimes you have to go deep into enemy territory to procure loot. I slipped into those bakers halls undetected. However I still hang my head I shame 😔You still slipped in - like a drunken horny teenager at a house party.
We shall have to consult the grand council of Yawn to see what will need to be done about this.
yawn 😿
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I would never betray the yawn!!! 😰😭😭😭
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I would never betray the yawn!!! ☕🎂🍰☕
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
👆👆👆👆Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I would never betray the yawn!!! ☕🎂🍰☕
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randombloke wrote:
😭😭😱😱😱😨😪😪😪Charlie Seiga wrote:
👆👆👆👆Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I would never betray the yawn!!! ☕🎂🍰☕
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So that's the way of things. I'm to be cast out like the days refuse. 😞😪💔
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Maybe if you renounce those bakerish capo's. Swear on a pillow never to permit the taint of cc c c (I can't even say it but you know "that" drink) or baked nasties to touch your lips again? Maybe if you wear a flour monitor to show that none is in your system or on your clothes??? Maybe.... I don't know.... Charlie? Random? What can be done to save this fallen brother???So that's the way of things. I'm to be cast out like the days refuse. 😞😪💔
💔😭😭😿
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Hyena wrote:
I have been unjustly accused. I shall stand by word til the bitter end. Or until I fall asleep. Whichever comes first.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Maybe if you renounce those bakerish capo's. Swear on a pillow never to permit the taint of cc c c (I can't even say it but you know "that" drink) or baked nasties to touch your lips again? Maybe if you wear a flour monitor to show that none is in your system or on your clothes??? Maybe.... I don't know.... Charlie? Random? What can be done to save this fallen brother???So that's the way of things. I'm to be cast out like the days refuse. 😞😪💔
💔😭😭😿
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I swear by Grimm. Yawner through and through. I'm experiencing a TW expiry node on my hand,akin to the light that shone in Logan's Run.
Yawn... Yawn -
vishbume wrote:
😿I swear by Grimm. Yawner through and through. I'm experiencing a TW expiry node on my hand,akin to the light that shone in Logan's Run.
Yawn... YawnSad me feel for reading this....
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vishbume wrote:
Yeah. But where have BC and Kris disappeared to? It's too coincidental that BC has not been seen since Grimm took those capos. I don't want to believe it, but I have to look at the facts.I swear by Grimm. Yawner through and through. I'm experiencing a TW expiry node on my hand,akin to the light that shone in Logan's Run.
Yawn... Yawn -
Their whereabouts is one of concern. We are all the poorer for their absence.
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