The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
+1 YaaaaawwwwwnnnnnThis invasion is most distressful! The much vilified C stuff, baked goods, shouting! How, just how am I to get a good sleep?!
Troggy, take your baked goods and vile fluid away, they are not welcome here!Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Hyena wrote:
We do not only take tigers. Most cats are accepted, and all yawners are good.Iron Tiger wrote:
Is a hyena close enough to a tiger to be a toser?We are TOSERS. We always will be TOSERS We always have been TOSERS.
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Thanks I'll do my tossing after a refreshing nap though.
Yaaaawwwwwnnnnnn
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzx
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Yawners, Yawners, Yawners!
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If we don’t got it, you don't want it!Except for Leopards.
You just can't trust them. The last one I dealt with still owes me a fiver.
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Not cheaters?
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Tigers can be trusted. Especially TOSERS.
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I always thought Iron Tigra was a tosser.
It's always nice when someone creates a breakaway fanatical group claiming to still teach Mr. Big Cats Yawn when it fact it's a cover for intercity baking and the praise of flour.
Oh well.
I guess it's of to Canada I go to hunt you down.
You should stop sending the £3 per month as this baking tiger is not going to need it 😜
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Heeeeeyyyyyyy. I've never baked in my life. If I weren't so tired, I'd be angry at you.I always thought Iron Tigra was a tosser.
It's always nice when someone creates a breakaway fanatical group claiming to still teach Mr. Big Cats Yawn when it fact it's a cover for intercity baking and the praise of flour.
Oh well.
I guess it's of to Canada I go to hunt you down.
You should stop sending the £3 per month as this baking tiger is not going to need it 😜
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(to himself) Damn! They've figured me out! I'd better slip some coffee into their ovaltines! They're useless without sleep.
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Just you wait till Mr. Big Cat smashes your back doors in.
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In the year of our post 1895 it was Aston Villa that won the First Division football league for the second time.
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How can a cat not be a member if Yaaawwnnnn. We all know cats sleep most of their lives.
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Oh no I sleep, but I also enjoy baked goods. Peace negotiations between the bakers and the yawn having failed, I created TOSERS, and fought both sides with equal power.
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Count me in
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It appears Iron Tiger is strong in the dark side. Destroy we must
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1900 posts people.... Almost the end of the Victorian era...
So
I've often wondered... Sleep walking, talking etc. are these works of some baker plot? It is apparently unwise to wake a sleep walker, which points me to not being a baker plot... But any disturbance in sleep makes me uncomfortable
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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
An interesting topic... My personal view is this....1900 posts people.... Almost the end of the Victorian era...
So
I've often wondered... Sleep walking, talking etc. are these works of some baker plot? It is apparently unwise to wake a sleep walker, which points me to not being a baker plot... But any disturbance in sleep makes me uncomfortable
Those truly enlightened in way of yawn find themselves capable of amazing things whilst maintaining their sleep. Walking / talking while asleep is the first step to evolution in yawn. Give us time as a race and soon we shall be able to 'sleep work' and 'sleep drive' etc
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I have a record of sleeping for 16 hours straight..... It felt so good.... I think I am going to break that record today....
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Sleep work, sleep drive...both have I done. More practice required as outcome not pleasurable.
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My original plan was to get in good with you yawners and feed both real and false information to the bakers, thus weakening you both considerably. Then I would use TOSERS to strike on both fronts, eliminating both threats.
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Aw hush now baby bear, it must be bed time soon for you.
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Hush little baby, don't say a word, mommas gonna buy you a mockingbird
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Iron Tiger wrote:
And how is that working for you?My original plan was to get in good with you yawners and feed both real and false information to the bakers, thus weakening you both considerably. Then I would use TOSERS to strike on both fronts, eliminating both threats.
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It's working great for us as that bastard shed hairs like no ones business.
Plus, tiger shites a proper bigger to get out the shag pile carpets on the third floor.
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Hyena wrote:
Not great... But the bakers who try and eliminate my sleep are nearly dead, all I must do now is destroy the yawners who try and eliminate my baked goods.Iron Tiger wrote:
And how is that working for you?My original plan was to get in good with you yawners and feed both real and false information to the bakers, thus weakening you both considerably. Then I would use TOSERS to strike on both fronts, eliminating both threats.
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Iron Tiger wrote:
So your both baker and yawner.Hyena wrote:
Not great... But the bakers who try and eliminate my sleep are nearly dead, all I must do now is destroy the yawners who try and eliminate my baked goods.Iron Tiger wrote:
And how is that working for you?My original plan was to get in good with you yawners and feed both real and false information to the bakers, thus weakening you both considerably. Then I would use TOSERS to strike on both fronts, eliminating both threats.
Like a baking hermaphrodite.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
If you would only make peace with the bakers, this whole crisis could be averted.Iron Tiger wrote:
So your both baker and yawner.Hyena wrote:
Not great... But the bakers who try and eliminate my sleep are nearly dead, all I must do now is destroy the yawners who try and eliminate my baked goods.Iron Tiger wrote:
And how is that working for you?My original plan was to get in good with you yawners and feed both real and false information to the bakers, thus weakening you both considerably. Then I would use TOSERS to strike on both fronts, eliminating both threats.
Like a baking hermaphrodite.
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Iron Tiger wrote:
It is a well known fact bakers work through the night. Further baked goods require a drink and that is usually coffee or tea both contaminated with that drug caffeine. I have even seen bakers advertising coffee scrolls thereby inserting that hideous drug straight into their baked goods.Charlie Seiga wrote:
If you would only make peace with the bakers, this whole crisis could be averted.Iron Tiger wrote:
So your both baker and yawner.Hyena wrote:
SnippedIron Tiger wrote:
SnippedSnipped
Like a baking hermaphrodite.
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What if I were to tell you there was a nation of tigers who bake and sleep equally? We call ourselves the Baking Union of Terrifying Tigers Having the Option to Leisurely Eat and Sleep, or BUTTHOLES. All who crave pastries uncontaminated by bakers yet also want to conserve their sleep can find refuge here.
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O dear tiger I can genuinely only see this ending badly for u...
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