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Last night I had a dream that I was fighting the grim reaper with a vacuum cleaner. You could say that I was Dyson with death.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
*facepalmLast night I had a dream that I was fighting the grim reaper with a vacuum cleaner. You could say that I was Dyson with death.
Arrrggghhh
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
First you congratulate, then you curse..... I smell a double agent! A double raising agent!Hyena wrote:
Ahh the bakery supporters. You mean the troggys? All bakery supporters shall be known as troggys from now on! Down with these troggys! These ruiners of sleep.Yaaawwwwnnnn, I hope you don't mind sir but I took it upon myself to get a job at the flour factory. I swapped half the flour out for chamomile. Should put all those baker supporters to sleep. They need it.
It's agent baking soda of the TBS!!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Never! My loyalty lies with the yawn! Sleep is valued more than baked goods!Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
First you congratulate, then you curse..... I smell a double agent! A double raising agent!Hyena wrote:
Ahh the bakery supporters. You mean the troggys? All bakery supporters shall be known as troggys from now on! Down with these troggys! These ruiners of sleep.Yaaawwwwnnnn, I hope you don't mind sir but I took it upon myself to get a job at the flour factory. I swapped half the flour out for chamomile. Should put all those baker supporters to sleep. They need it.
It's agent baking soda of the TBS!!
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I attacked the bakers at the heart. Me and my tigerbuddies slept for a full weekend and used that strength to cut through their flour and sugar supplies. We next plan to attack a c*ffee plantation. This will take several weekends of sleep, but it will be dozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
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Tomorrow is a date in the Yawn calendar that is enjoyed by all.
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Tomorrow is Pancake Day.
A day when all people's can come together and waste countless amounts of flour, eggs and milk in a sacrifice to the ancient gods.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Flour, eggs, milk aren't these the ingredients of bread sir. Are you sure it is safe??????Tomorrow is Pancake Day.
A day when all people's can come together and waste countless amounts of flour, eggs and milk in a sacrifice to the ancient gods.
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Yaawwwnnn
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Also used in a basic pancake batter and yes, normally none of the Yawn would recommend these evil products but considering the majority of people mess up making the pancakes it's allowed.
It was the great Yvette Fielding in the 80's that first went on live tv to show the possible waste that can be produced with this indelible combination.
After that fateful day, the Yawn and none-Yawners alike celebrate this waste in the making of sacrificial pancakes that go straight into the bin so I encourage you all today to lock yourselves away in the kitchen and toss those pancakes. In fact, don't leave until you've tossed yourself silly and thrown that yawn-batter everywhere!
I know that in preparation for today, Suga has been tossing like crazy as often as he can regardless of the guilty feeling afterwards.
The mans a hero.
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Thank you for clarifying that sir. I will go Nd beat my batter now, well after a nap.
Yaaawwwwnnnnn
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Good lesson there Charlie. Always important to remember the rootsAlso used in a basic pancake batter and yes, normally none of the Yawn would recommend these evil products but considering the majority of people mess up making the pancakes it's allowed.
It was the great Yvette Fielding in the 80's that first went on live tv to show the possible waste that can be produced with this indelible combination.
After that fateful day, the Yawn and none-Yawners alike celebrate this waste in the making of sacrificial pancakes that go straight into the bin so I encourage you all today to lock yourselves away in the kitchen and toss those pancakes. In fact, don't leave until you've tossed yourself silly and thrown that yawn-batter everywhere!
I know that in preparation for today, Suga has been tossing like crazy as often as he can regardless of the guilty feeling afterwards.
The mans a hero.
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Well, three bags of flour down I'm proper tossed out.
Wasted so much it was unreal here today in Yawn kitchens!
There was one point when Ultraviolet, Kriss and I were tossing with such vigour there was batter everywhere!!
God I love pancake day!
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Yaaawwwwnnnn
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Yaaawwwnnnn
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Phew what a night of tossing, I'm exhausted, and perhaps a little sore. But it's put a smile on my face.
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It's impossible to tell if someone is really awake without close medical supervision. People can take cat naps (thanks mr bc)with their eyes open without even being aware of it.
The 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill off Alaska, the Challenger space shuttle disaster and the Chernobyl nuclear accident have all been attributed to human errors in which sleep-deprivation played a role. So get your sleep kids!
Diaries from the pre-electric-light-globe Victorian era show adults slept nine to 10 hours a night with periods of rest changing with the seasons in line with sunrise and sunsets.
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Thanks for that post.
It's like you read my mind.
However.
You filled the application form out wrong.
Where it specifically said "Do not write here" you wrote "OK".
So you failed.
Thanks for trying but it's a "No" from me I'm afraid.
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Damn bakers just mugged me (not turf) it was that bloody troggy took 18 punches and didn't even land 1 in reply. Anyone got the first aid kit?
I think I will need to sleep this off.
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Hyena wrote:
I also have been the victim of the troggys. I'm tired nowDamn bakers just mugged me (not turf) it was that bloody troggy took 18 punches and didn't even land 1 in reply. Anyone got the first aid kit?
I think I will need to sleep this off.
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
The ER has comfy beds, sleep💤💤💤💤Hyena wrote:
I also have been the victim of the troggys. I'm tired nowDamn bakers just mugged me (not turf) it was that bloody troggy took 18 punches and didn't even land 1 in reply. Anyone got the first aid kit?
I think I will need to sleep this off.
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While we assemble the Keebler elves to bake us more cupcakes -
Trοϱϱψ 🙎👊 wrote:
Then snooze you infiltrator!Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
The ER has comfy beds, sleep💤💤💤💤Hyena wrote:
I also have been the victim of the troggys. I'm tired nowDamn bakers just mugged me (not turf) it was that bloody troggy took 18 punches and didn't even land 1 in reply. Anyone got the first aid kit?
I think I will need to sleep this off.
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While we assemble the Keebler elves to bake us more cupcakes -
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
No....I have baking to doTrοϱϱψ 🙎👊 wrote:
Then snooze you infiltrator!Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
The ER has comfy beds, sleep💤💤💤💤Hyena wrote:
I also have been the victim of the troggys. I'm tired nowDamn bakers just mugged me (not turf) it was that bloody troggy took 18 punches and didn't even land 1 in reply. Anyone got the first aid kit?
I think I will need to sleep this off.
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While we assemble the Keebler elves to bake us more cupcakes
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Trοϱϱψ 🙎👊 wrote:
Vile elves and bakers! Disturbing the sleep. I will be ever vigilant against the bakers. Yaaawwwnnnn. After I take a nap that is. 💤Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
The ER has comfy beds, sleep💤💤💤💤Hyena wrote:
I also have been the victim of the troggys. I'm tired nowDamn bakers just mugged me (not turf) it was that bloody troggy took 18 punches and didn't even land 1 in reply. Anyone got the first aid kit?
I think I will need to sleep this off.
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While we assemble the Keebler elves to bake us more cupcakes -
I have been attacked by the troggy and pledge my Tigerific Order of Servitude Eternal to Restful Sleep (TOSERS) to the yawn.
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We are TOSERS. We always will be TOSERS We always have been TOSERS.
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Iron Tiger wrote:
Is a hyena close enough to a tiger to be a toser?We are TOSERS. We always will be TOSERS We always have been TOSERS.
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This invasion is most distressful! The much vilified C stuff, baked goods, shouting! How, just how am I to get a good sleep?!
Troggy, take your baked goods and vile fluid away, they are not welcome here!
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