The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Yaaaawwwwn
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Ban early starts! Be gone evil plot
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These dark mornings are seriously affecting my sleep pattens, I know I have to go to work but part of me says " hang on it's still dark, let's have a bit more Kip" so I end up being late again! How I wish I could win that stinking lottery!
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It'll be made just a tad worse after the weekend when the clocks change.
On the plus side, it's a possible extra hour in the morning on Sunday.
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Extra hour in bed on Sunday yawenth rejoice!!!
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Just sent my CV off for a new job, seems slumberland needs a bed tester! I think it involves sleeping on different types of beds, ooh it's a dream job, ha, ha.
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I applied to be a bra fitter in M&S once. Didn't get it. Thinking about it, there'd of been more near death elderly then 20 something fitties.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Charlie, you can't pick your jobs, so maybe some are a bit saggy, but what if Katie Price wanted a fitting? You've got to take the rough with the smooth,lol.I applied to be a bra fitter in M&S once. Didn't get it. Thinking about it, there'd of been more near death elderly then 20 something fitties.
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Never really seen it with Katie P. Her general annoyance far outways the boobs for me.
Now, Holly willoughby........
Plus, if there was an old dear in for a fitting, the stories may help me fall asleep. So swings and roundabouts I suppose.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Yes I agree about Katie, but what if Kerry Katona came in? Would you dive behind the counter?Never really seen it with Katie P. Her general annoyance far outways the boobs for me.
Now, Holly willoughby........
Plus, if there was an old dear in for a fitting, the stories may help me fall asleep. So swings and roundabouts I suppose.
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Just anything to get away really. She does get on my nerves.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Not really an m&s girl though is she? More primark I'd have thoughtCharlie Seiga wrote:
Yes I agree about Katie, but what if Kerry Katona came in? Would you dive behind the counter?Never really seen it with Katie P. Her general annoyance far outways the boobs for me.
Now, Holly willoughby........
Plus, if there was an old dear in for a fitting, the stories may help me fall asleep. So swings and roundabouts I suppose.
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krissharm wrote:
True, although back on her day, she did have a fantastic set of lady pillows.Ultraviolet wrote:
Not really an m&s girl though is she? More primark I'd have thoughtCharlie Seiga wrote:
Yes I agree about Katie, but what if Kerry Katona came in? Would you dive behind the counter?Never really seen it with Katie P. Her general annoyance far outways the boobs for me.
Now, Holly willoughby........
Plus, if there was an old dear in for a fitting, the stories may help me fall asleep. So swings and roundabouts I suppose.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Agreedkrissharm wrote:
True, although back on her day, she did have a fantastic set of lady pillows.Ultraviolet wrote:
Not really an m&s girl though is she? More primark I'd have thoughtCharlie Seiga wrote:
Yes I agree about Katie, but what if Kerry Katona came in? Would you dive behind the counter?Never really seen it with Katie P. Her general annoyance far outways the boobs for me.
Now, Holly willoughby........
Plus, if there was an old dear in for a fitting, the stories may help me fall asleep. So swings and roundabouts I suppose.
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I think Kerry and Katie would be great if they just could keep there mouths shut, spoils them every time.
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As a matter of interest which one would people like to be their bed partner? For bed warming purposes of course!
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Katona. Only reason being I think the inflatedness of Katie would be like trying to sleep on a water bed.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Ah yes I see your point, also Jordan is a little bony, where as Katona has a nice plump body, perfect for cuddling purposes.Katona. Only reason being I think the inflatedness of Katie would be like trying to sleep on a water bed.
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I'm currently enjoying the image of Natalie Portman on some fragrance advert, the advert is enough to send you to sleep, but to relax with her and get some Zzz what a thing...
Ah I digress, I hope you realise that Kerry could be a baker tool, she gets plump almost yearly presumably from eating too many Iceland snack boxes... Which are filled with works of the bakers. -
krissharm wrote:
Katie is also pretty likely to open some sort of bakery shop or endorse a baked good as she is pretty much a snapshot whore.I'm currently enjoying the image of Natalie Portman on some fragrance advert, the advert is enough to send you to sleep, but to relax with her and get some Zzz what a thing...
Ah I digress, I hope you realise that Kerry could be a baker tool, she gets plump almost yearly presumably from eating too many Iceland snack boxes... Which are filled with works of the bakers.A sneaky snuggle with the Wiloughbooby would be the bestest.
Plus you coul get to meet the silver fox that is the Schofield.
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krissharm wrote:
Hmm yes Kriss She certainly seems to love those pies, perhaps with the promise of silence from her I would feed her a rather large sausage roll, without the pastry of course, can't be doing with crumbs in bed!I'm currently enjoying the image of Natalie Portman on some fragrance advert, the advert is enough to send you to sleep, but to relax with her and get some Zzz what a thing...
Ah I digress, I hope you realise that Kerry could be a baker tool, she gets plump almost yearly presumably from eating too many Iceland snack boxes... Which are filled with works of the bakers. -
Ultraviolet wrote:
A rather large sausage roll in bed (best Kenneth Williams impression) "ooooooh I say!"krissharm wrote:
Hmm yes Kriss She certainly seems to love those pies, perhaps with the promise of silence from her I would feed her a rather large sausage roll, without the pastry of course, can't be doing with crumbs in bed!I'm currently enjoying the image of Natalie Portman on some fragrance advert, the advert is enough to send you to sleep, but to relax with her and get some Zzz what a thing...
Ah I digress, I hope you realise that Kerry could be a baker tool, she gets plump almost yearly presumably from eating too many Iceland snack boxes... Which are filled with works of the bakers. -
Charlie Seiga wrote:
Ha, ha Charlie, you are awful, but I like you!Ultraviolet wrote:
A rather large sausage roll in bed (best Kenneth Williams impression) "ooooooh I say!"krissharm wrote:
Hmm yes Kriss She certainly seems to love those pies, perhaps with the promise of silence from her I would feed her a rather large sausage roll, without the pastry of course, can't be doing with crumbs in bed!I'm currently enjoying the image of Natalie Portman on some fragrance advert, the advert is enough to send you to sleep, but to relax with her and get some Zzz what a thing...
Ah I digress, I hope you realise that Kerry could be a baker tool, she gets plump almost yearly presumably from eating too many Iceland snack boxes... Which are filled with works of the bakers. -
Do the Borg sleep? If not are they not enemies of yawn?
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😂😂😂 getting far too exited. I'll have to have a lie down... Duck feather cushions... They were fed no bread crumbs before you ask 😷
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
They regenerate, but standing up... I don't know... Does that count?Do the Borg sleep? If not are they not enemies of yawn?
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Not clear on this subject? They are part of a collective like the bakers, but as far as I can make out the Borg just regenerate in an alcove, do Borg dream of electric sheep?Do the Borg sleep? If not are they not enemies of yawn?
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A regeneration cycle would vary in length based on factors such as: how long it had been since the drone last entered an alcove; what species and age the drone was; was the drone injured and was the drone needed for assignment or task. A typical regeneration cycle took a full 6 hours to complete.
Thank you Internet nerds. It also said they can run for 200 hours without charge.
That's a lot of baked goods that can be made in bulk. It's like The BORG and Greggs are in cahoots.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
My bed hat off to you Charlie, you really know your Borg, just think of the pies they could produce if they joined the Bakers! It's a pity we cant produce electric cars that did 200 hours without stopping!A regeneration cycle would vary in length based on factors such as: how long it had been since the drone last entered an alcove; what species and age the drone was; was the drone injured and was the drone needed for assignment or task. A typical regeneration cycle took a full 6 hours to complete.
Thank you Internet nerds. It also said they can run for 200 hours without charge.
That's a lot of baked goods that can be made in bulk. It's like The BORG and Greggs are in cahoots.
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