The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Yawn! I really hate Mondays, getting out of a nice warm bed in the dark mornings, struggling to find the milk for the corn flakes, then having to go to the shit hole I call work! Why oh why wasn't I born rich? Is it karma? Did I kill someone in my last life? I'll never know.
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Yawning to the top of the post✊
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Yawn and the world yawns with you.....
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But bake and you'll get fat and suffer insomnia
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krissharm wrote:
pies n pasties.. Minute in the lips, lifetime on the hips...But bake and you'll get fat and suffer insomnia
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Baked goods are never a good thing.
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Expert say eating nuts and berries will extend your life, but as we at Yawneth central know, sleeping in a freshly made bed is just as good.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
I was wondering, do you ever actually sleep in a made bed? Once I lay in mine it becomes unmade. Just trying to perceive the concept threatens to keep me awake all weekend, and that's no good because the weekend is prime afternoon nap time.Expert say eating nuts and berries will extend your life, but as we at Yawneth central know, sleeping in a freshly made bed is just as good.
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Tweek wrote:
I'm always too tired to make my bed, I just yawn and close the door behind meUltraviolet wrote:
I was wondering, do you ever actually sleep in a made bed? Once I lay in mine it becomes unmade. Just trying to perceive the concept threatens to keep me awake all weekend, and that's no good because the weekend is prime afternoon nap time.Expert say eating nuts and berries will extend your life, but as we at Yawneth central know, sleeping in a freshly made bed is just as good.
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When I write about a freshly made bed the keyword is freshly, this means new clean bedsheets, smelling of summer meadows, not old Stilton cheese!
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Always wise UV
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Nothing like crisp, clean linen to aide a restful nap!
Spot on once again Ultra!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
It's one of life's great pleasures, getting into a lovely clean bed, plus knowing there's no work to go to in the morning, lol.Nothing like crisp, clean linen to aide a restful nap!
Spot on once again Ultra!
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Especially at the hour your up and out!
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Ultraviolet wrote:
I agree fully with the above!Charlie Seiga wrote:
It's one of life's great pleasures, getting into a lovely clean bed, plus knowing there's no work to go to in the morning, lol.Nothing like crisp, clean linen to aide a restful nap!
Spot on once again Ultra!
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Thanks Mr Big Cat, it's good to know that your still there, we so miss your insight into the ways of the Yawn.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
What UV said 👆Thanks Mr Big Cat, it's good to know that your still there, we so miss your insight into the ways of the Yawn.
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randombloke wrote:
Ultraviolet wrote:
What UV said 👆Thanks Mr Big Cat, it's good to know that your still there, we so miss your insight into the ways of the Yawn.
What they agreed on 👆👆
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In that case to the sleeping bags, er pronto? Nah that doesn't seem very yawn like, in your own time...
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Oh no Kriss, sleeping bags are something the TBS would sleep in while waiting for their fairy cakes to rise! Bloated Rats scuttling over their prone sleeping bodies while they dream of evil things to do to our movement!.
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I will remember to steer clear of this plot!
I did wonder why they were on special offer, no wonder those bakers were so keen to sell them! -
krissharm wrote:
Beware the currant scones, those are not currants!I will remember to steer clear of this plot!
I did wonder why they were on special offer, no wonder those bakers were so keen to sell them! -
Ultraviolet wrote:
I always wondered why Greggs the Bakers and branches of Millets were always so close together.krissharm wrote:
Beware the currant scones, those are not currants!I will remember to steer clear of this plot!
I did wonder why they were on special offer, no wonder those bakers were so keen to sell them! -
The plot thickens.... It's as if they have added extra eggs and flour!
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Yawn
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Damn you half term and the early wake ups. I will be educating the children on the benefits of the yawn I think.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
It's a must!Damn you half term and the early wake ups. I will be educating the children on the benefits of the yawn I think.
That or... You could take them out in the car, give them a map and compass and let them walk back while you have a nap. It's called orienteering I believe. -
Scientific evidence proves that yawning is infectious. In other words... yawn and the world yawns with you! Let's all
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn!! -
Yaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnnn.......
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I support the movement of the...um..of the....zzzzzzzzzz
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