The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Ahh the next stage dear Willis is to test your faith in the great Yawneth, to do this you must sleep for a week, book holidays, ring in sick, I don't care how you do it give the bed your undivided attention, ok you have to eat and shit of course but please not in bed! At the end of 7 days you will be rewarded by looking and feeling 10 years younger! Such is the power of Yawneth, do this my friend and you will be on the next stage to enlightenment.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
What's wrong with eating in bed? That's where I eat because it's comfortable.Ahh the next stage dear Willis is to test your faith in the great Yawneth, to do this you must sleep for a week, book holidays, ring in sick, I don't care how you do it give the bed your undivided attention, ok you have to eat and shit of course but please not in bed! At the end of 7 days you will be rewarded by looking and feeling 10 years younger! Such is the power of Yawneth, do this my friend and you will be on the next stage to enlightenment.
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Ah Sweet Mystery, nice to speak to you again, well really eating in bed is really a no no with the followers of Yawneth, reason being the dreaded crumbs, in our alliance it's called IBS, itchy bed syndrome , biscuits are the worse, especially Hob Knobs, leading to disturbed tossing all night, I know you probably just enjoy a little nibble on a soft roll in bed but beware it could lead to a hob knob, and that's the reason we don't do it.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
I see. I have chronic pain so the only comfortable place to sit is my temperpedic bed. However, I eat sitting up so that helps with crumbs. One could always lay a sheet out on top before eating though & then remove it, with any crumbs, afterwards.Ah Sweet Mystery, nice to speak to you again, well really eating in bed is really a no no with the followers of Yawneth, reason being the dreaded crumbs, in our alliance it's called IBS, itchy bed syndrome , biscuits are the worse, especially Hob Knobs, leading to disturbed tossing all night, I know you probably just enjoy a little nibble on a soft roll in bed but beware it could lead to a hob knob, and that's the reason we don't do it.
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No baked products or that c word in bed
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Hi Mystery, very sorry to hear about the pain and discomfort that leads you to eat in bed, our beds seem to be just memory foam not as comfortable as yours, I like your solution to Itchy bed syndrome but crumbs do have a habit of getting everywhere, one of our older members annoyed with IBS constructed a head sized box which fastened around his neck, this worked well for a time and many Hob Knobs were consumed, but one fateful morning he was discovered dead! He had forgotten to remove the crumb box before sleep.
Thanks for your good idea Mystery, we have some spare alliance nightgowns we send out to possible members, they are a bit long but they do have pussy cats on them. -
👍👍 to cats
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YOU wrote:
(I have 7 cats.)👍👍 to cats
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Mystery wrote:
One more cat and you call it a zoo, Lol, anyway the nightgown, what colour cats would you like? We haveYOU wrote:
(I have 7 cats.)👍👍 to cats
Black, green, ginger, grey and my favourite purple cats. -
Ultraviolet wrote:
We did have another cat, but she died in my arms on the way to the vet Christmas night. 😞Mystery wrote:
One more cat and you call it a zoo, Lol, anyway the nightgown, what colour cats would you like? We haveYOU wrote:
(I have 7 cats.)👍👍 to cats
Black, green, ginger, grey and my favourite purple cats.Black cats would be awesome. If you are out of stock on those I would take green, however. Thanks!
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Mystery wrote:
You need a special nightgown. Blue cats with purple stripes 😉.Ultraviolet wrote:
We did have another cat, but she died in my arms on the way to the vet Christmas night. 😞Mystery wrote:
One more cat and you call it a zoo, Lol, anyway the nightgown, what colour cats would you like? We haveYOU wrote:
(I have 7 cats.)👍👍 to cats
Black, green, ginger, grey and my favourite purple cats.Black cats would be awesome. If you are out of stock on those I would take green, however. Thanks!
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Thanks for you imput Random, he is our nightwear colour designer Mystery, famous for the practical PJ colour of yellow on the front and brown on the backside, so your sure of the black design or do you want this season colour, blue with purple stripes.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
How could I refuse random's special nightgown design? :)Thanks for you imput Random, he is our nightwear colour designer Mystery, famous for the practical PJ colour of yellow on the front and brown on the backside, so your sure of the black design or do you want this season colour, blue with purple stripes.
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No problem, on the way to you, special design from the House of Yawneth, do you get severe winters where you live? You may be interested in a Yawneth bed cap, we have resurrected this old idea because here in the UK we can no longer afford to keep warm.
We have two designs, the skull cap, a copy of the hat Johnny Depp wore in Pirates in the Carribean, (looks cool) or the traditional one the Wee Willie Winker, two feet long, fleece lined with a bobble on the top, (really warm but a passion killer) we lose a lot of heat from our heads so being warm is a great thing for a good nights sleep. -
One of our design team wanted to rename the Wee Willie Winker nightcap to Wee Willie Wanker, it came with a small box of tissues sewn in the side and a mini torch, but I rejected this idea after all the bed is for sleeping in.
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Our founder Grande Cat seems to be absent again, if anybody spots him give him a shake, he's known to sleep anywhere, even on a washing line, must be one hell of a clothes peg!
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Last communication from BC was a bottom burp as he was sleeping. That was some days ago but is usually a good sign. Fear not fellow yawners for he is under the protection of UV no harm will come to him.
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A siesta in Spain perhaps?
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krissharm wrote:
More likely under a bush in Grimsby Kriss, don't worry everyone I'll find him, I've got his favourite toy mouse some catnip and a yellow ribbon, how could I fail.A siesta in Spain perhaps?
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Ultraviolet wrote:
No severe winters here, although the skull cap sounds cool anyway. :)No problem, on the way to you, special design from the House of Yawneth, do you get severe winters where you live? You may be interested in a Yawneth bed cap, we have resurrected this old idea because here in the UK we can no longer afford to keep warm.
We have two designs, the skull cap, a copy of the hat Johnny Depp wore in Pirates in the Carribean, (looks cool) or the traditional one the Wee Willie Winker, two feet long, fleece lined with a bobble on the top, (really warm but a passion killer) we lose a lot of heat from our heads so being warm is a great thing for a good nights sleep. -
Ultraviolet wrote:
Here puss puss, here puss puss, I have tuna and a comfortable pillow...?krissharm wrote:
More likely under a bush in Grimsby Kriss, don't worry everyone I'll find him, I've got his favourite toy mouse some catnip and a yellow ribbon, how could I fail.A siesta in Spain perhaps?
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Here at Yawneth we pride ourselves on our ready to bed clothing range, we have a department called House of Kip, they create all the designs from our state of the art office with autocad, ( toilet cubicle with toilet paper) some big ideas and noises come from this office, never crease bed sheets was one, only drawback was the large rocks tied to each corner of the sheet, more innovations coming later.
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Psst el gato spotted in gd forum...
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krissharm wrote:
Cheers Kriss I'm on to it.Psst el gato spotted in gd forum...
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Well I've looked high and low but no sign of him, I'm getting worried, it's the longest time he's been away.
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Just woke up, attacked 3 times last night, invite me:[
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Casey 9 toes wrote:
Just woke up, attacked 3 times last night, invite me:[
- Casey 9 toesHahaha!! Go back to sleep, child.
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Three whole times??
Boy I bet you were scared!
Hey el gato do you mind if I say.....
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Yaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwn??
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Well seeing as El Gato is incomunicado at the moment, I will have to take on some of his duties, so Sabin, being attacked three times does not a member make, and Kriss you are showing great promise as a prospective member of Yawn, you seem free of bakery products as far as I can tell, we need new blood in our movement.
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Why thank you UV. Not one sticky bun has passed these lips!
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