The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Big Cat the sleepy Yawner
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw him,
It'd be from his rum and hoes. -
👆Inspired Christmas festive tune that'll be on the lips of many.
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Good ol Charlie Siega last yawned out,
upon the feast of Stephens,
Though the snow lay cold about,
he yawned and slept right through it.
Brightly shone the lights that night,
But sleeping masks blocked it out.
So good ol Charlie Siega napped and slept right throooougggghhhh it.(To Good King Wenclass (excuse spelling) if you were unsure.
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I'll join
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Jeez everyone's in a festive mood, can't wait for the Yawn Xmas party, who's gonna play father Xmas this year? Oh and by the way earplugs are a rubbish present so get me something a little more useful, fire lighters as an example, maybe a willy warmer for Trigger, his long todger gets frozen dragging on the frosty ground.
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can i get an invite pls?
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Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Slapper i see charlie and Vish
Cat is licking the cream from his dish
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleeeep in heavenly peace. -
👆Reading this, I cut the Christmas log in two as it was sliding out.
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Daphne in the snow
With a one corpse open sleigh
Throw up o'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way. Yawn. -
Ultraviolet wrote:
Do you remember last years?!?!?!Jeez everyone's in a festive mood, can't wait for the Yawn Xmas party, who's gonna play father Xmas this year? Oh and by the way earplugs are a rubbish present so get me something a little more useful, fire lighters as an example, maybe a willy warmer for Trigger, his long todger gets frozen dragging on the frosty ground.
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I have no memory from the three days last year. Was I there? I may have been napping. Yawn.
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The Far Side wrote:
You had fallen ill after you volunteered to be a test subject for BC. The Yawn were developing anti-baker devices in liquid form and you had tested too many.I have no memory from the three days last year. Was I there? I may have been napping. Yawn.
"Bigcats Intoxicating Evolutionary Rum (B.I.E.R for short) never quite made production after you necked a case and spent the whole weekend reciting Mary-Kate and Ashley films.
With someone else's pants on.
Just their pants.
Around your arms. You called it your cape.
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The cape was called Geraldine.
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That explains my increasingly sodden dreams lately, panting in anticipation of a second encounter. Of course, it never happened if there aren't any pictures.
Mary-Kate and Ashley; now you're just teasingly luring me to the party. One in each palm, delightful. -
I am not against this. But we all live in different time zones. How will we keep track of this? "The Yawn" is a clear sign of being obsessed with turf wars, if it causes lac of sleep. It is unhealthy. And what will get out of this? I will not be able to attack someone because they are taking a nap?!
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ADD:42ITATL wrote:
I smell flour and cinnamon.I am not against this. But we all live in different time zones. How will we keep track of this? "The Yawn" is a clear sign of being obsessed with turf wars, if it causes lac of sleep. It is unhealthy. And what will get out of this? I will not be able to attack someone because they are taking a nap?!
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Dam I'm dreading Christmas, Olga brought (threw) the mail today, along with my emergency tea bags was a package for Trigger my donkey, I had a peek and was stunned, inside was triple strength Viagra! Holy yawn I reckon Olga may be getting a big surprise this Xmas.
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I was a postman once. I'll never forget one particular case. It was raining as it does do in Ireland and a packet got a bit of a drenching at one end.We were in the sorting office and one of the fellas threw it into an outgoing basket when it burst open and a huge dark purple nippled dildo rocketed out. One of the wags pretended he was Darth Vadar but soon we replaced it and sealed up the package as best we could. On reading the address we were much surprised as it was destined for one of the grumpiest bitches in the town. I lost track of the story from there but can only imagine that all was rectumfied.Yawn.
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Hyena wrote:
I smell yeast and suspect an infection.ADD:42ITATL wrote:
I smell flour and cinnamon.I am not against this. But we all live in different time zones. How will we keep track of this? "The Yawn" is a clear sign of being obsessed with turf wars, if it causes lac of sleep. It is unhealthy. And what will get out of this? I will not be able to attack someone because they are taking a nap?!
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Lucky dip Yawn.
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YOU wrote:
Clearly a Baker looking at the above statement. I propose a lifetime ban before he's even begun?ADD:42ITATL wrote:
I am against this. I bake different time zones. "The Yawn" is a clear sign of being anti-baker in turf wars and i promote lac of sleep. It is unhealthy and I loves it. What will get out of this? I will always be able to attack someone because they are taking a nap?! I love baking 🎂🍰🎂 and I love Tina Turner
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A lifetime of interrupted naps would suit.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Mmmmm, yes. It is subtle but a baker for sure. BastadsYOU wrote:
Clearly a Baker looking at the above statement. I propose a lifetime ban before he's even begun?ADD:42ITATL wrote:
I am against this. I bake different time zones. "The Yawn" is a clear sign of being anti-baker in turf wars and i promote lac of sleep. It is unhealthy and I loves it. What will get out of this? I will always be able to attack someone because they are taking a nap?! I love baking 🎂🍰🎂 and I love Tina Turner
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Hmmmmm.
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Yaaawwwwwnnnnnnnn
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Do triangles think circles are pointless?
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Maybe, but do circles think triangles have some good points.Do triangles think circles are pointless?
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Personally, I don't think the circles agree with the triangles points.Charlie Seiga wrote:
Maybe, but do circles think triangles have some good points.Do triangles think circles are pointless?
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Well well well.
It's a late one at the Yawn.
It shall be a splendid snooze me thinks as a result.
All praise the mighty Yawn!
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......... 🍃🍃👀🍃🍃 Big Cat anyone........?
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