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Bloody Bakers at it again. Screw them and their cream horns. Yawn.
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The golden keys are a decoy.
Just like the golden cup at the end of Indiana Jones and the last Crusade.
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Panties... Yawn
Throw em on the tree and let's get busy!
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
Thongthongthongthong!!!!!Panties... Yawn
Throw em on the tree and let's get busy!
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Dashing through the snow,
On a late night panty raid.
All the fields aglow,
Laughing all the way (ha ha ha)🎤🎶
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🎼🎶Rockin' around the Panty tree
At the Christmas Panty Hop
Sparkly thongs hung where you can see
Every yawner tries to stopRockin' around the Panty tree
Let the Panty spirit ring
Big Cat will get us a pack of beers
And we'll get some loose girls inYou will get a funny trouser feeling when you hear
Voices singing, "Let's be naughty,
Deck the halls with pants of holly (Willoughby)"Rockin' around the Panty tree
Have a Yawneth holiday
Everyone dancin' sleeperly
In the new old-fashioned way🎼🎶 -
👆Excellent
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Did you know Charlie the South wing contains a hidden room, it contains seating and a movie projector, it's not used now but it was popular in the old days, we used to watch Yawn porn, decadent film of people yawning, we used to come from that room with aching jaws, they walled it over after big cat had a tremendous Yawn and dislocated his jaw! .Who's idea was it to put up a "panty tree" instead of the traditional one on the third floor of the south wing?
Very cleaver that's all.
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That will explain the random nothingness in the southern wing.
Door, door, door, blank, door, blank, blank, blank.............
......... Door.
I have heard talk of a massage relaxation room too but I figure that was a Yawn myth.
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Stifling a yawn but must ask ,"And all because the woman loves milktray"... Do they still run these ads? ... Yawn
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vishbume wrote:
Naaaa not any more.Stifling a yawn but must ask ,"And all because the woman loves milktray"... Do they still run these ads? ... Yawn
The Milktray bloke had a kick off with that black Magic geezer. Massive ruck outside a Nestlé factory in Wigan.
Both were binned off.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
It got closed off. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a torch on the floor and move the beam around. BC went crazy and started chasing it like a cat mad from the sun. Took us ages to calm him down and clean the 'juices of excitement' he secreted everywhere.That will explain the random nothingness in the southern wing.
Door, door, door, blank, door, blank, blank, blank.............
......... Door.
I have heard talk of a massage relaxation room too but I figure that was a Yawn myth.
The mess was too much and us being an energetically conservative bunch we decided it would be best to ignore that section of the building off.
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Excellent plan, Random. Can never get it all out and the rooms become a bit whiffy after a while. Yawn.
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I'm a bit perplexed, how the hell do they make Smarties? It's keeping me awake at night! I'm worried for my sanity, I mean how come they are so perfectly symmetrical? Triggers eaten 20 boxes to try and find the answer, but all he got for his trouble was the squits! God it's everywhere.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Strange UV. Aren't smarties supposed to have the answer?I'm a bit perplexed, how the hell do they make Smarties? It's keeping me awake at night! I'm worried for my sanity, I mean how come they are so perfectly symmetrical? Triggers eaten 20 boxes to try and find the answer, but all he got for his trouble was the squits! God it's everywhere.
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They only have the answer if you eat the red ones last. The Rowntree, Cadbury, Lowney colours are almost entirely unknown here. There are days I'd give up deep secrets for a Coffee Crisp. But only if it's fresh.
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The Far Side wrote:
Coffee!!!! 👆🙀💀They only have the answer if you eat the red ones last. The Rowntree, Cadbury, Lowney colours are almost entirely unknown here. There are days I'd give up deep secrets for a Coffee Crisp. But only if it's fresh.
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Hyena wrote:
The Far Side wrote:
Coffee!!!! 👆🙀💀They only have the answer if you eat the red ones last. The Rowntree, Cadbury, Lowney colours are almost entirely unknown here. There are days I'd give up deep secrets for a Coffee Crisp. But only if it's fresh.
I see the patented "RandomBloke De-Bakeriser" is still needed with you young Far Side.
I fear this may be a forced removal of your second Yawn level if this coffee/baked goods talk is kept up.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
I know we had a meeting on levels but I slept through it... What level was I again? YawwwwnnnnnnHyena wrote:
The Far Side wrote:
Coffee!!!! 👆🙀💀They only have the answer if you eat the red ones last. The Rowntree, Cadbury, Lowney colours are almost entirely unknown here. There are days I'd give up deep secrets for a Coffee Crisp. But only if it's fresh.
I see the patented "RandomBloke De-Bakeriser" is still needed with you young Far Side.
I fear this may be a forced removal of your second Yawn level if this coffee/baked goods talk is kept up.
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Hyena wrote:
I think he needs that coffee that BC eats and goes thru his digestive system. Certain coffeesieurs go mad for it. Little do they know its been decaffeinated!The Far Side wrote:
Coffee!!!! 👆🙀💀They only have the answer if you eat the red ones last. The Rowntree, Cadbury, Lowney colours are almost entirely unknown here. There are days I'd give up deep secrets for a Coffee Crisp. But only if it's fresh.
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What's the news on the Yawn selection boxes? Sold by volume or weight? I just ask for I cracked one open tonight and it consisted of a bastaring plastic tray with only 6 treats of which one was the wafer thin Cadbury's choc bar. Yawn
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The Far Side wrote:
Holy Yawn! Don't mention the coffee word here, people may think its a freudian slip, whatever that is? Anyway what part of the world do you reside? It must be remote if your being deprived of your favourite choccy treats.They only have the answer if you eat the red ones last. The Rowntree, Cadbury, Lowney colours are almost entirely unknown here. There are days I'd give up deep secrets for a Coffee Crisp. But only if it's fresh.
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Gardamix wrote:
What the Hell! Gardamix sounds like a bakerery additive! Begone foul yeasty baker!Add me
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Off with ye, with your foul floury ways.Gardamix wrote:
What the Hell! Gardamix sounds like a bakerery additive! Begone foul yeasty baker!Add me
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Lucky it was that UV was relieving himself in that direction.
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Blast your eyes Gardamix.You have screwed up the thread.
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So add 2 cups of plain flour, pinch of salt, knob of butter cup of milk then add tablespoon of the Gardamix, stir and cook on the wood burner, after 1 hour remove and feed it to the chickens.
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Having become wary of all baker products, I didn't have any plain flour in the cupboard. No enriched flour either. Had to make do with some leftover enriched uranium as a substitute. Will the uranium make the chickens urinate? Can chickens actually urinate or will this be a new thing?
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Having been a slave to a baker at 14, I well know the evils of these creatures. It was demanded that I be at my work station by 5:00am and all my work be completed by 8:30am so they would not be busted for child abuse. Instead they sent me to an institution known as a school which included a cooking class where we were indoctrinated into the creation of pizza bases. I thank the almighty Yawn I escaped and was provided refuge here although the withdrawal symptoms were very rough by the age of 20 I could sleep through a full day awakening refreshed and relaxed.
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Frustrated yawn.
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