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• Raspysalsa Jan 13, 2012

  Revenge wrote:

  Raspysalsa wrote:

  Granted. Your thumbs are broken by the Russian mafia.
  

  Ah but I cant be harmed. :)

  Granted, but there Russian.
• DOMINATOR_01 Jan 13, 2012

  Mr. Fredricks wrote:

  Granted everyone dies so she is the only living person on earth but has no feelings and is invincible so just sits there dumbly. I wish i was a butterfly!
  

  Granted but you have no wings
• DOMINATOR_01 Jan 13, 2012

  I wish for another pizza
• ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲ Jan 13, 2012

  Granted, but it may have fallen in the dirt whilst on route to your house.

  I wish for $10,000,000
• Ψφ།fядмཀдитд Jan 13, 2012

  👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:

  Granted, but it may have fallen in the dirt whilst on route to your house.

  I wish for $10,000,000
  

  Granted, 100 million pennies fill your house.

  I wish for a vacation house in Hawaii.
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jan 13, 2012

  Granted, it's destroied by lava flow. Hehe
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jan 13, 2012

  WolframManta wrote:

  👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:

  Granted, but it may have fallen in the dirt whilst on route to your house.

  I wish for $10,000,000
  

  Granted, 100 million pennies fill your house.

  I wish for a vacation house in Hawaii.
  

  Correction: I believe that would be one THOUSAND million pennies (i.e. 1000 million. Not 100 million.)

  Granted. It's a palm leaf roofed hut which is invaded by vampire bats each night.

  I wish for an incorruptible wish.
• GreenManXphile Jan 13, 2012

  Ze MFkka wrote:

  WolframManta wrote:

  👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:

  Granted, but it may have fallen in the dirt whilst on route to your house.

  I wish for $10,000,000
  

  Granted, 100 million pennies fill your house.

  I wish for a vacation house in Hawaii.
  

  Correction: I believe that would be one THOUSAND million pennies (i.e. 1000 million. Not 100 million.)

  Granted. It's a palm leaf roofed hut which is invaded by vampire bats each night.

  I wish for an incorruptible wish.
  

  Granted, but it's opposite day.
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jan 13, 2012

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  Ze MFkka wrote:

  WolframManta wrote:

  👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:

  Granted, but it may have fallen in the dirt whilst on route to your house.

  I wish for $10,000,000
  

  Granted, 100 million pennies fill your house.

  I wish for a vacation house in Hawaii.
  

  Correction: I believe that would be one THOUSAND million pennies (i.e. 1000 million. Not 100 million.)

  Granted. It's a palm leaf roofed hut which is invaded by vampire bats each night.

  I wish for an incorruptible wish.
  

  Granted, but it's opposite day.

  Damn you GreenMan :'(
• GreenManXphile Jan 13, 2012

  I wish I was able to wish as many wishes, that always benifited me positively, as I want.
• NaiBlanc Jan 13, 2012

  The Inspector. wrote:

  Superyan wrote:

  I wish to be able to sing.
  

  Granted but everyone that you will sing to is deaf.

  what, before or after he finishes singing??? lol
• NaiBlanc Jan 13, 2012

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  I wish I was able to wish as many wishes, that always benifited me positively, as I want.
  

  granted, but then your brain explodes as you try thinking up your next wish!
  I wish I could win the lottery so I could give money to charity......
• GreenManXphile Jan 13, 2012

  icemanian wrote:

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  I wish I was able to wish as many wishes, that always benifited me positively, as I want.
  

  granted, but then your brain explodes as you try thinking up your next wish!
  I wish I could win the lottery so I could give money to charity......
  

  Granted. It get donated to the Aryan Brotherhood and the Westboro Baptist Church.
• ✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ Jan 13, 2012

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  icemanian wrote:

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  I wish I was able to wish as many wishes, that always benifited me positively, as I want.
  

  granted, but then your brain explodes as you try thinking up your next wish!
  I wish I could win the lottery so I could give money to charity......
  

  Granted. It get donated to the Aryan Brotherhood and the Westboro Baptist Church.

  Ha ha clever 😉
• 〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Jan 13, 2012

  Damn, nothing to corrupt.

  I wish I had a dragon.
• Sgt Mayday Jan 13, 2012

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  I wish I was able to wish as many wishes, that always benifited me positively, as I want.
  

  Granted. Those wishes all have to be for chocolate milk

  shadowking wrote:

  I wish I had a dragon.
  

  Sorry man. I don't write cuss words so I cut it off.
  Granted. It bit your head off.
  I wish for 1m invites.
• GreenManXphile Jan 13, 2012

  Sgt. Mayday wrote:

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  I wish I was able to wish as many wishes, that always benifited me positively, as I want.
  

  Granted. Those wishes all have to be for chocolate milk
  

  shadowking wrote:

  I wish I had a dragon.
  

  Sorry man. I don't write cuss words so I cut it off.
  Granted. It bit your head off.
  I wish for 1m invites.

  Granted! They are all for mafia wars on Facebook.
• Đɨɢ ɮɨӄ Jan 13, 2012

  I wish my bank account was drained and that I was completely broke with no house or car
• DiggyDaDigger Jan 13, 2012

  Honeyyy wrote:

  I wish my bank account was drained and that I was completely broke with no house or car
  

  Granted. You are a homeless victim of security fraud and ID theft, the rent is one month overdue, and if you come to work late one more time you're fired. I wish I had a car that would work, be at full scale, and would gain nitrous when drifting.
• 🔫 Jan 13, 2012

  Granted, but you lose the skill of knowing how to drive. I wish to drive around on the bat mobile on a bat man suite.
• Sgt Mayday Jan 13, 2012

  Fine. You are joker pretending to be batman. And the batmobile is an older version so it gets 0.0001 miles per gallon
• ✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ Jan 13, 2012

  Sgt. Mayday wrote:

  Fine. You are joker pretending to be batman. And the batmobile is an older version so it gets 0.0001 miles per gallon
  

  Still, it's not his bat mobile so I say burn up that fuel!
• Sgt Mayday Jan 14, 2012

  Idc.
  I wish more funny people would comment here cause the people that think they're funny are just random perverts who cuss
• Doug MacRay Jan 14, 2012

  Granted. But they all have to shoot you in the leg with a gun. I wish to be a profesional baseball player.
• Sgt Mayday Jan 14, 2012

  Granted. You're the catcher and you catch fastballs with your face
• 💃ᎾᏢᎢᎥᎷᏌᎷ Jan 14, 2012

  Jon Allen wrote:

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  icemanian wrote:

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  I wish I was able to wish as many wishes, that always benifited me positively, as I want.
  

  granted, but then your brain explodes as you try thinking up your next wish!
  I wish I could win the lottery so I could give money to charity......
  

  Granted. It get donated to the Aryan Brotherhood and the Westboro Baptist Church.

  Ha ha clever 😉

  Ikr lol
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jan 14, 2012

  Aw what! Nothing to corrupt! 😿
  I wish for a girlfriend. And if you make her fat or deformed or old or anything uncool, including having deseases or anything, I will personally not massacre you, because I have an itty-bitty mob. Kind of. 😜
• Sgt Mayday Jan 14, 2012

  Ze MFkka wrote:

  Aw what! Nothing to corrupt! 😿
  I wish for a girlfriend. And if you make her fat or deformed or old or anything uncool, including having deseases or anything, I will personally not massacre you, because I have an itty-bitty mob. Kind of. 😜
  

  Fine. Granted. You are now a 700-pound colossus
• 💀 crusher Jan 14, 2012

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  I wish I could work a fedora
  

  Granted, and nothings changed, so fedoras still look stupid.

  How dare you! Johnny depp and reel big fish wear fedoras... Are you saying they look stupid?

  Johnny depp is a 50 year old man that often wears several designer bracelets at once, and who often like to pretend he's a pirate. Even when not being paid to do so. I'm not even going to answer the second example. That is self evident.

  My new wish is to be a pirate, that sounds like fun.

  Granted, but other pirates find you so you run into the water and get eaten by a shark

  My wish is to be some air💨
• Sgt Mayday Jan 14, 2012

  💀 crusher wrote:

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  My new wish is to be a pirate, that sounds like fun.

  Granted, but other pirates find you so you run into the water and get eaten by a shark

  My wish is to be some air💨
  

  This doesnt make sense

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