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Granted, but now you have to break stuff every two seconds.
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I wish for a peaceful life on earth as a human in Iraq with a beautiful family of my choosing in a house and with clothing.
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Granted. George Bush found your WMDs.
I wish for an iPhone with unlimited battery.
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Alright, but it has a calculator only.
I wish for a banana -
Granted. But the screen is broke
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Granted your banana but it replaces your penis :)
I wish for pizza!
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It's made of bugs
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Dang it!!!
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qwerty97 wrote:
Granted, but it danged back knocking you backwards off your stool, you hit your head on the corner of the bar, and it hurts.Dang it!!!
I wish for Kim Jong-un to denounce communism and adopt democracy and a free and open Market in north Korea. -
Ok but America becomes like north Korea was
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I wish i had a pet pony
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Chucklebottom wrote:
Granted but the pony is 20 ft tall and gay. He rapes you.I wish i had a pet pony
I wish for the next poster to have never been born and he can't mAgically appear. -
AHHHH! ......kidding. Granted, but now I'm a superhero
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Fine I wish I was a robot in human form. Have fun guys
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Granted but ur power cord is 3 inches long.
I want ur mom -
badbean wrote:
Youre blindWish I want to own an Xbox 360with unlimited warranty unlimited Microsoft points my Internet will always work and the xbox is unbrakable
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badbean wrote:
GRANTED. Your body parts explode and regenate randomly.Fine I wish I was a robot in human form. Have fun guys
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I wish i could eat cement
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Granted. You died from indegestion. (you didnt say it was HEALTHY for you to eat cement)
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Sgt. Mayday wrote:
You didn't make a wish and as such are banned from commenting on this thread.Granted. You died from indegestion. (you didnt say it was HEALTHY for you to eat cement)
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Golddigga wrote:
Jeez, I sure hope I coded the quotes right...Moshpit wrote: How can someone be forever hungry yet happy?
Yo WTF I just looked at yor name!!!! I've been on TW for about a year now! Just admit it I inspired your name haha
The hunger makes him eat a lot. Whenever I eat, I feel all warm and tingly inside... Lol, but I'm not kidding. And for Golddigga... Yes, you did inspire my name. But I have plenty of aliases, no two the same. -
WHAT NOTHING TO CORRUPT!!!!!!
I wish I finally get the girl of my dreams. -
The Venitian wrote:
Granted. She left wondering how the heck she ended up sitting next to you.WHAT NOTHING TO CORRUPT!!!!!!
I wish I finally get the girl of my dreams. -
I wish for a snow day. B4 you corrupt, do you agree?
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The Venitian wrote:
WHAT NOTHING TO CORRUPT!!!!!!
I wish I finally get the girl of my dreams.Granted, she becomes the girl of your nightmares.
I wish more people would comment on this thread.
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Ze MFkka wrote:
Granted.... But now you will get colon cancer from sitting on your butt all day reading comments.The Venitian wrote:
WHAT NOTHING TO CORRUPT!!!!!!
I wish I finally get the girl of my dreams.Granted, she becomes the girl of your nightmares.
I wish more people would comment on this thread.
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The Venitian wrote:
Granted.... But now you will get colon cancer from sitting on your butt all day reading comments.
Aw come on, that's harsh lol. Anyway, I'm lying in bed. Maybe I should get spinal cancer 😉
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Nothing to grant 😢
I wish I had a wish to grant! -
YOU wrote:
AnswersI wish for a snow day. B4 you corrupt, do you agree?
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qwerty97 wrote:
Granted. It's your ownNothing to grant 😢
I wish I had a wish to grant!
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