LAUGH I SAID! ha ha ha

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ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα Apr 29, 2010

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Then the little old Grandma came down the road. The young girl was frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. "Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"
Hells Angel Apr 29, 2010

HahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahjahahahahahahahahahahaha lol
🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Apr 29, 2010

Lol
ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα Apr 29, 2010

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."
RPL Apr 29, 2010

HAHAHAHAHA
ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα Apr 29, 2010

Post wat eva U want that would make sum1 laugh! Laughin and smilin is heathly and fun to do!
El_D3ABL0 Apr 29, 2010

😹😹😹😹😹like the first one better
Bordy Apr 30, 2010

They're but good haha
Grimjaow Apr 30, 2010

A girl version of George Lopez!!! 😝😝😝😝
Bordy May 5, 2010

Hahaha
Kishi May 5, 2010

Good work 😹😹😹😹