Best Pick-Up Line
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Nice shoes, wanna f@$&?
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I'm not this tall I'm just sitting on my wallet
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jcmitchell5 wrote:
That barely works, lolNice shoes, wanna f@$&?
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I lost my number, can I borrow yours?
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angelojc wrote:
But when it does... Your probably get aids. 😏jcmitchell5 wrote:
That barely works, lolNice shoes, wanna f@$&?
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Haha^^
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If your right leg was thanksgiving and your left one was Christmas could I come between holidays?
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I like your dress but it would look better on my floor.
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Pull out a hundred dollar bill, rip it in half, write your number on one half, give half with your number to girl, tell girl to call and that she can help you spend the other half of the hundred.
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I'll get your coat...you've pulled a gentleman!
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cj brown wrote:
That was pretty good! Haha 😁👍If your right leg was thanksgiving and your left one was Christmas could I come between holidays?
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How do u like ur eggs, scrambled or fertilised?
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Haha, that was all right.
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Gimme some sugar honey
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the border fox wrote:
Hahaha oh dangHow do u like ur eggs, scrambled or fertilised?
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Do you like KFC cause I do
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I got a tin of spam at home. Wanna come back and help me dish it out? 👍
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Hey lookit that!! (punches man in face and takes his money)
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Don't try to pick her up. Get in an argument with her. Then resolve it by letting her win, but just barely. Then she will feel slightly more in control and will try to rub it in a bit. If it effects you slightly and she sees it, she will feel a sense of accomplishment which will release dopamine and endorphins which is the perfect time window to go in for a kiss without warning.
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Also I'm totally full of shit, and have no idea if that would work. Kinda makes sense though. You just have to hope that her rational mind doesn't come back too fast.
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Omg, you just unlocked the secret! 😲😱Don't try to pick her up. Get in an argument with her. Then resolve it by letting her win, but just barely. Then she will feel slightly more in control and will try to rub it in a bit. If it effects you slightly and she sees it, she will feel a sense of accomplishment which will release dopamine and endorphins which is the perfect time window to go in for a kiss without warning.
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Someone said it in an earlier post...'Are you a bag of trash, 'cause I'd like to take you out on Wednesday!'
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The Chef wrote:
Hahaha! I love that one!!Someone said it in an earlier post...'Are you a bag of trash, 'cause I'd like to take you out on Wednesday!'
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There's something wrong with my phone,
It doesn't have your number in it ;D -
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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No lines, I just sit at the bar and lick my eyebrows!
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angelojc wrote:
I think I just heard a synchronized applause from all men around the world.... Bravo 👏👏₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Omg, you just unlocked the secret! 😲😱Don't try to pick her up. Get in an argument with her. Then resolve it by letting her win, but just barely. Then she will feel slightly more in control and will try to rub it in a bit. If it effects you slightly and she sees it, she will feel a sense of accomplishment which will release dopamine and endorphins which is the perfect time window to go in for a kiss without warning.
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Saw this on ifunny:
The FBI are trying to take my penis, can i hide it inside you..?😉 -
Add 🌀HYDRA🌀 wrote:
ROFL! I saw that too! Made me laugh so hard. 😝Saw this on ifunny:
The FBI are trying to take my penis, can i hide it inside you..?😉 -
Honeyyy wrote:
Really? I was just rambing something I did with my ex once at a concert. Worked then.angelojc wrote:
I think I just heard a synchronized applause from all men around the world.... Bravo 👏👏₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Omg, you just unlocked the secret! 😲😱Don't try to pick her up. Get in an argument with her. Then resolve it by letting her win, but just barely. Then she will feel slightly more in control and will try to rub it in a bit. If it effects you slightly and she sees it, she will feel a sense of accomplishment which will release dopamine and endorphins which is the perfect time window to go in for a kiss without warning.
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