you know your a redneck if
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You can look in your toolbox and find nothing but ducttape
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Your called dave ? 😉
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If you met your wife at a family reunion.
*For the record, to foreigners, the majority of these are jokes, and do not resemble reality.*
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I use trash bags as suitcases. Look up cjbr25061 on YouTube to see some more redneck things.
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If you read this thread
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I found out an ex of mine is now my cousin at a family reunion, I think I drank a whole bottle of jack by myself
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No worries Frank. My motto is closer kin deeper in, cousins make dozens. Jk dude I feel your pain. I was about to date a girl that happened to be my long lost half sister. I was so disgusted when I found out.
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Add 😝MARC😝 wrote:
👍👍👍👍👍Your called dave ? 😉
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If you consider ramps to be a delicacy.
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Add 😝MARC😝 wrote:
And Crazy!Your called dave ? 😉
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your dads in the same grade as you
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I had a teacher that was 2 years older than me.
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If yo house dont have curtains but yo truk do.
If yo patio furniture used to b in your house.
If yo been married 3 times and have the same inlaws! -
My computer chair is a plastic patio chair.
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Your child would rather go hunting then get a new video game.
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You sleep with a loaded shotgun under your pillow. Which is on a spring bed in an ugly rv.
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noobspwn1 wrote:
I know I would. 👍Your child would rather go hunting then get a new video game.
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If ur neck is red
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If your mom keeps a spit cup on the ironing board
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… you have to mow your lawn to find your car.
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jcisabeast wrote:
I actually do the shotgun part?You sleep with a loaded shotgun under your pillow. Which is on a spring bed in an ugly rv.
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What's wrong with being a redneck? This country was built on the backs of rednecks
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If u have ever been accused of lying through your tooth! U might be a redneck!
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The term originates here in WV. During the mine wars the union miners marched from matewan through hernshaw and into Logan county wearing red bandannas around their necks.
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cj brown wrote:
I've heard it originated from white slave owners that picked crops with their slaves. Sunburned neck and all.The term originates here in WV. During the mine wars the union miners marched from matewan through hernshaw and into Logan county wearing red bandannas around their necks.
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Zebulon Pike wrote:
They not only resemble it they are it. I grew up in Arkansas. Although we are hillbilly's instead of rednecks. Pretty much the same thing though.If you met your wife at a family reunion.
*For the record, to foreigners, the majority of these are jokes, and do not resemble reality.*
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When your gun rack has a gun rack on it!
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If your house has more wheels than your car, you might be a redneck!
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TrailerTrash wrote:
Ditto! 🍻noobspwn1 wrote:
I know I would. 👍Your child would rather go hunting then get a new video game.
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If your sister tells you that you are the best kisser, you might be a redneck.
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