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PARKOUR MASTER Jan 5, 2012

I'm bored, so I'm doing what I do best; throwing junk into the forums and seeing what people say, so let's hear it. lol
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Jan 5, 2012

Mr. Tiny wrote:
I'm bored, so I'm doing what I do best; throwing junk into the forums and seeing what people say, so let's hear it. lol

Don't steal my old job.
Even though I got fired and shitted on.
Lol. U don't know.
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Jan 5, 2012

YOU wrote:
Mr. Tiny wrote:
I'm bored, so I'm doing what I do best; throwing junk into the forums and seeing what people say, so let's hear it. lol

Don't steal my old job.
Even though I got fired and shitted on.
Lol. U don't know.
I'll get officer Ashley to stop u in the head with a bage.
Lmao
PARKOUR MASTER Jan 5, 2012

Lolwut
Sanford Gangsta Jan 5, 2012

I live in Maine. So, last year before fireworks were legal, my friend and I decided to shoot some off. We were walking by a pond with an island in the middle. About 10 people were on this island, and they started calling my friend names. We decided to shoot the fireworks at them, on the island. We set up the rig next to the water for maximum capabilities and for safety as well. As my friend lit the fuse, a cop car rolls by just as I walk up this small hill that you go down to get to the water. Imediately I yelled cops of course. My friend kicked the fireworks into the water, thinking they would flip over int the water(we had a bunch on a wooden plank).
Sanford Gangsta Jan 5, 2012

Instead, the plank floated straight at tthat island. Instead of splashing the fireworks to stop them, we let them go and hid in the nearby woods. The ten people on the island were all questioned as soon as they got on dry land, and half of them were crying like babies when the cops questioned them. This was absolutely the funniest thing I have ever seen, 6 college kids crying like babies.
GreenManXphile Jan 5, 2012

One time a couple years back, I went on three separate dates, on the same day, with three separate girls, within 5 continuous hours, at the same restaurant.... With the same waiter each time. He still gives me free drinks when he sees me.
Bayern Munich Jan 5, 2012

Sir talk a lot wrote:
YOU wrote:
Mr. Tiny wrote:
I'm bored, so I'm doing what I do best; throwing junk into the forums and seeing what people say, so let's hear it. lol

Don't steal my old job.
Even though I got fired and shitted on.
Lol. U don't know.
I'll get officer Ashley to stop u in the head with a bage.
Lmao
Is that thread still around or was it deleted? I don't remember which.
PARKOUR MASTER Jan 5, 2012

Idk
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jan 5, 2012

Last 4th of July I got really drunk on moonshine, I held a roman candle up to my junk and lit it only to realize a second to late that I had it backwards. I ended up spending 2 days in the hospital with burns on my legs.