Enlighten me!
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I seek enlightenment on the many deeds of your so called King! Sway me to your Belief in the King! Inform me of his deeds!
Okay in reality I'm realitively new here, so who is Salvation and why are people in love with him? -
I have no idea but the whole thing is a joke i laugh every time I read one of his post
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I think he is Nicks alter ego..
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The King is the Lord. The Lord is obeyed. The army will not fall, the army will not die. His knights will fight and will always succeed. The King must be obeyed.
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⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
That literally answers none of my questions😒The King is the Lord. The Lord is obeyed. The army will not fall, the army will not die. His knights will fight and will always succeed. The King must be obeyed.
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⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
The King is a dirty shit faced man whore. The Lord has AIDS. The army will fall. His knights will fuck animals and will always get them pregnet. The King must be sent to the E.R right now!!!!!!
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badbean wrote:
This answers all of you questions... He is telling yo to join him.⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
That literally answers none of my questions😒The King is the Lord. The Lord is obeyed. The army will not fall, the army will not die. His knights will fight and will always succeed. The King must be obeyed.
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XThe EnforcerXx wrote:
Stop that lol. I'm just interested in how this got started no need for flame war!⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
The King is a dirty shit faced man whore. The Lord has AIDS. The army will fall. His knights will fuck animals and will always get them pregnet. The King must be sent to the E.R right now!!!!!!
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XThe EnforcerXx wrote:
The Knights will assist The King in battle. The army will not fall. You insulted The King. You didn't obey his orders. You are banned from Kelderania till the end of your lifetime.⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
The King is a dirty shit faced man whore. The Lord has AIDS. The army will fall. His knights will fuck animals and will always get them pregnet. The King must be sent to the E.R right now!!!!!!
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No one wants to go to kelderainia anyways.
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noobspwn1 wrote:
You will never see what you were created for then.No one wants to go to kelderainia anyways.
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I was crated to spread my DNA. That is the main base for life, it is th reason we are here.
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noobspwn1 wrote:
The reason you are in existance is to obey The King. Without The King, Earthlings would not be in existance.I was crated to spread my DNA. That is the main base for life, it is th reason we are here.
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I don't believe in gods. Nothing created man man just evolved.
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noobspwn1 wrote:
King is Lord, God isn't King.I don't believe in gods. Nothing created man man just evolved.
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The King is here to spread the good word. To bring Salvation to all of TW. To show the world what awesomeness is truly about.
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⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
If you translate lord down to an authority figure, you eventually get god. There, he is a "god"noobspwn1 wrote:
King is Lord, God isn't King.I don't believe in gods. Nothing created man man just evolved.
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noobspwn1 wrote:
King is Lord, God isn't King.⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
If you translate lord down to an authority figure, you eventually get god. There, he is a "god"noobspwn1 wrote:
King is Lord, God isn't King.I don't believe in gods. Nothing created man man just evolved.
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I really don't care how it was started but it really pisses me off
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fluff master wrote:
I'm just doing this for the fun of it.I really don't care how it was started but it really pisses me off
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noobspwn1 wrote:
Yeah its fine your trying to figure out who it is, but it's some guy trying to say he is God.. And that he is the way or salvation... It's all a joke, and if this guy takes it seriously he is going to hellfluff master wrote:
I'm just doing this for the fun of it.I really don't care how it was started but it really pisses me off
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fluff master wrote:
King is Lord, God isn't King.noobspwn1 wrote:
Yeah its fine your trying to figure out who it is, but it's some guy trying to say he is God.. And that he is the way or salvation... It's all a joke, and if this guy takes it seriously he is going to hellfluff master wrote:
I'm just doing this for the fun of it.I really don't care how it was started but it really pisses me off
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⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
But Lord is God.. Which is why your proclaiming to be Godfluff master wrote:
King is Lord, God isn't King.noobspwn1 wrote:
Yeah its fine your trying to figure out who it is, but it's some guy trying to say he is God.. And that he is the way or salvation... It's all a joke, and if this guy takes it seriously he is going to hellfluff master wrote:
I'm just doing this for the fun of it.I really don't care how it was started but it really pisses me off
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fluff master wrote:
God is a self-proclaimed Lord. King is natural Lord.⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
But Lord is God.. Which is why your proclaiming to be Godfluff master wrote:
King is Lord, God isn't King.noobspwn1 wrote:
Yeah its fine your trying to figure out who it is, but it's some guy trying to say he is God.. And that he is the way or salvation... It's all a joke, and if this guy takes it seriously he is going to hellfluff master wrote:
I'm just doing this for the fun of it.I really don't care how it was started but it really pisses me off
King is Lord, God isn't King.
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(Deuteronomy 10:17 NIV) For the LORD your God is God of gods and Lord of lords, the great God, mighty and awesome, who shows no partiality and accepts no bribes.
Your so called king, or lord is no match to the true salvation -
fluff master wrote:
In Kelderania, 'God' isn't in favour. King is Lord, God isn't King.(Deuteronomy 10:17 NIV) For the LORD your God is God of gods and Lord of lords, the great God, mighty and awesome, who shows no partiality and accepts no bribes.
Your so called king, or lord is no match to the true salvation -
fluff master wrote:
What if there is no hell?noobspwn1 wrote:
Yeah its fine your trying to figure out who it is, but it's some guy trying to say he is God.. And that he is the way or salvation... It's all a joke, and if this guy takes it seriously he is going to hellfluff master wrote:
I'm just doing this for the fun of it.I really don't care how it was started but it really pisses me off
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⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
Kelderania is a made up word.. So you have no favor.. God is lord.. Not your kingfluff master wrote:
In Kelderania, 'God' isn't in favour. King is Lord, God isn't King.(Deuteronomy 10:17 NIV) For the LORD your God is God of gods and Lord of lords, the great God, mighty and awesome, who shows no partiality and accepts no bribes.
Your so called king, or lord is no match to the true salvation -
Bayern Munich wrote:
King is the only being who knows of the underworld.fluff master wrote:
What if there is no hell?noobspwn1 wrote:
Yeah its fine your trying to figure out who it is, but it's some guy trying to say he is God.. And that he is the way or salvation... It's all a joke, and if this guy takes it seriously he is going to hellfluff master wrote:
I'm just doing this for the fun of it.I really don't care how it was started but it really pisses me off
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fluff master wrote:
Kelderania is a paradise. King Kelder is The King of Kelderania. King Kelder is King of all. Regardless of what you think. King is Lord, God isn't King.⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
Kelderania is a made up word.. So you have no favor.. God is lord.. Not your kingfluff master wrote:
In Kelderania, 'God' isn't in favour. King is Lord, God isn't King.(Deuteronomy 10:17 NIV) For the LORD your God is God of gods and Lord of lords, the great God, mighty and awesome, who shows no partiality and accepts no bribes.
Your so called king, or lord is no match to the true salvation -
⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
There is no such place.. I even googled it for the fun of it, your king is not lord, God is lord. Your king is made up and is a JOKE. Get that through your mindfluff master wrote:
Kelderania is a paradise. King Kelder is The King of Kelderania. King Kelder is King of all. Regardless of what you think. King is Lord, God isn't King.⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
Kelderania is a made up word.. So you have no favor.. God is lord.. Not your kingfluff master wrote:
In Kelderania, 'God' isn't in favour. King is Lord, God isn't King.(Deuteronomy 10:17 NIV) For the LORD your God is God of gods and Lord of lords, the great God, mighty and awesome, who shows no partiality and accepts no bribes.
Your so called king, or lord is no match to the true salvation
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