Who here is certifiably random?
Forums › General Discussion › Who here is certifiably random?- 
  
  Penguins 
- 
  
  Sgt. Cactus🌵 wrote: Mines cactus🌵random is my middle name🌵 
- 
  
  Why don't snakes have thumbs? 
- 
  
  ZRAYGO wrote: Idk. Why dont monkeys have fins?Why don't snakes have thumbs? 
- 
  
  I open mouthed kissed a horse, once 
- 
  
  Pie and cake are the only lives in my life. 
- 
  
  Nice guys. Keep posting the [BUBBLES!] randomness 
- 
  
  Once, I slept with the lights on. After that, I could never eat cheese again. Something about it made it snow yesterday. Anyway, I'm just watching the radio... I like the way that the sounds taste. I suppose that I should, probably, but 
- 
  
  YOU wrote: LOL THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!!!!! oh wait that's me :3Nice guys. Keep posting the [BUBBLES!] randomness 
- 
  
  YOU wrote: LOLYOU wrote: LOL THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!!!!! oh wait that's me :3Nice guys. Keep posting the [BUBBLES!] randomness 
- 
  
  I enjoi bacon but only in the moonlight. . . 
- 
  
  YOU wrote: HEY!!! Stop bein so negative!YOU wrote: Man this guys an idiot >:/YOU wrote: LOLYOU wrote: LOL THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!!!!! oh wait that's me :3Nice guys. Keep posting the [BUBBLES!] randomness 
- 
  
  Oops deleted my own post :3/:( 
- 
  
  Noghri_ViR 11 hours ago Quote 
 megirt wrote:
 So what are you supposed to do if you live in a city thats pretty much owned by the game's top players? Other than like 10 turfs from old users, it's all people with mobs of like 20-30k....What am I supposed to not even play until I get a 20k mob at least?
 I don't want to hit the bee hive and fight or capture a turf just to get snuffed out the next day.Quit the game unfortunately it's not friendly to newbies 
 ( just in case you didn't notice, this is whatever I had on COPY)
- 
  
  My windows look dirty on sunday mornings when the green polar bears yell at the children 
- 
  
  My favorite bear character is moo-moo the magical cow 
- 
  
  One time my name was hector but then the aliens invaded earth and captured me. 
- 
  
  JrMiScHiEf wrote: HEY I SAID RANDOM POSTS THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!One time my name was hector but then the aliens invaded earth and captured me. 
- 
  
  I can't get this stupid type thingy to go away. It just stays stuck on the screen. I know how to fix it but it just keeps happening. explosives 
- 
  
  I just loove dragons scott 
- 
  
  FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!! 
- 
  
  Don't you hate it when things don't end the way you think they octopus. 
- 
  
  Corey12 wrote: Yeah I toatttaly hate it cause of STEGOSARUSDon't you hate it when things don't end the way you think they octopus. 
- 
  
  🔫ΘиэЋцм฿дѕтдя₫👍 wrote: Then you're not a snake, but a toothless cucumberWhen I dream, I can fly but my wings look like thumbs. 
- 
  
  ZRAYGO wrote: NO he's a flying shark!🔫ΘиэЋцм฿дѕтдя₫👍 wrote: Then you're not a snake, but a toothless cucumberWhen I dream, I can fly but my wings look like thumbs. 
- 
  
  ZRAYGO wrote: I pretend that your name is an anagram for "the orgy" spoken with an accent. Za orgy.🔫ΘиэЋцм฿дѕтдя₫👍 wrote: Then you're not a snake, but a toothless cucumberWhen I dream, I can fly but my wings look like thumbs. 
- 
  
  Mum...if your reading this I'm sorry. I built a time machine...and well Errmm...grandma was hot back in the 50's so errr yeah. I'm gonna just errr lay down for a little while and get my head sorted... 
- 
  
  Once I was a dinosaur and then Darwin fucked my life up and now I'm a penguin and a flower 
- 
  
  Lil big shot wrote: YOU PERVERT ATHIEST/CUSSEROnce I was a dinosaur and then Darwin fucked my life up and now I'm a penguin and a flower 
- 
  
  No one else knows this, but im a secret agent mouse from NCIS division S.A.N.T.A intel 
- 
  
  Why are you posting randomness? squirrel! 
![[][]](https://turfwarsapp.com/img/app/ajax-forbutton.gif)
Purchase Respect Points NEW! · Support · Turf Map · Terms · Privacy
©2021 MeanFreePath LLC
